Previously...
I was stuck in a car with Ino, Sakura, Naruto and Sai. Ino and Sakura were driving me crazy. I turned the music up until it felt like my ears were gonna bleed. Sai had ear plugs in, so he didn't notice. Naruto opted to stick his head out of the window.
Kendra was driving with Kakashi, Oni, Gaara and Sasuke. Oni's pissed at both Sasuke and Gaara. Gaara and Sasuke fought in the back seat. While Kaitlin drove with Orochimaru, Itachi, Rachael and Kankuro. Itachi was on the verge of tears, Rachael was close to beating him. Kankuro had to pee and Kaitlin wasn't going to pull over to let him.
Right now, we're all on the side of the road, discussing a trade.
Jess: I'll trade you Naruto for Orochimaru.
Kaitlin: But I kinda like him. He's quiet. *pets Orochimaru*
Jess: But... I want teh Owochimawu. *sad puppy eyes*
Kaitlin: Okay, take him then.
Jess: Yay! *dances*
Kendra: Is that all you wanted? You don't want to get rid of those two? *point to Sakura and Ino*
Jess: Nope. I got plans for those two. *smirks evily*
Sai: What are you gonna do?
Jess: *whispers in his ear*
Sai: Good plan.
Kendra: Any more trades?
Kaitlin: Nope.
Jess: Nuh-uh.
Five minutes later, in Kaitlin's car...
Itachi: How come you wouldn't marry my brother?
Naruto: Because he smells funny.
Rachael: Yeah. He does.
Itachi: *agrees*
Kankuro: I still have to pee.
Kaitlin: Why didn't you go when we pulled over?
Kankuro: Because... There were people there and I get stage fright.
Rachael: *snickers*
In Kendra's car...
Gaara: Oni, are you mad at me?
Oni: Humph. *looks out the window*
Gaara: Is it because I fought with Sasuke? If so, I'm sorry. *sad puppy eyes*
Oni: *ignores him*
In Jess' car...
Sai: That was a really good idea. Even though we have to sit with the snake man now.
Orochimaru: I resent that.
Jess: Quiet, you. *reaches back and flicks Orochimaru on the nose*
Obito: *giggles*
Yondamine: So, he used the re-animation jutsu to bring us back, eh? Who did you use for the living sacrifice?
Jess: *giggles* People who won't be missed.
Yondamine: Okay then. *smiles*
To Be Continued ...
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Chapter notes: I love sugar and Sai and Obito and Naruto's daddy and Shino and Kiba and perverts and...
Sai: *puts a hand over Jess' mouth* I'm sorry, she's... Hyper and won't shut-up. *sweat drop*