It was just a regular day at the house. All of us were sitting around playing video games, when a certain somebody asked another certain someone to marry them. Yes, we were all shocked.
Naruto: W-what?
Jess: Did that really just happen?
Neji: Uh-huh.
Jess: Wow.
Five minutes later...
Sasuke: *tackle glomps Naruto* Marry meee!
Naruto: NO! *runs away*
Sasuke: *chases after him*
Jess: Umm...
Neji: Yeah, I'm scared too.
Jess: Oh I'm not scared. I'm just wondering how long it's gonna be until Naruto cracks.
Neji: Oh. Well, I feel stupid now.
Jess: As you should.
Ten minutes later...
Naruto: *comes running into the living room and hides behind the couch*
Five seconds later...
Sasuke: Naruuuto? *comes into the living room with a wedding veil on his head* Naruto? Hey, has anyone seen Naruto?
Jess: *playing video games with Neji* That's a twenty dollar question Sasuke.
Sasuke: Okay. *hands her a twenty*
Jess: He went to hide in the club house.
Sasuke: Thanks. *runs off*
Naruto: *slowly comes out from behind the couch* Whew. Thanks Jess.
Neji: I think you're forgetting some thing.
Naruto: Oh yeah... *gives Jess two twenties and leaves the room to hide in another*
Neji: You're just loving this aren't you?
Jess: Yup. We should drug Sasuke more often. *evil smile*
Neji: Yeah, but I think Naruto's on the verge of a heart-attack.
Jess: Meh... He'll get over it.
It was three hours and eighty bucks later, when Sasuke finaly caught Naruto and pinned him to the floor. He refused to budge off of the blonde until he agreed to marry him. Sasuke can be pushy when it comes down to it. Too bad for Sasuke, Naruto told me where he kept his wallet. He also said that I could keep whatever was in it if I would just get Sasuke away from him.
It didn't seem like a bad idea at the time. So I accepted. Little did I know that all Naruto had in his wallet was a bunch of nothing. When I found that out, I let Sasuke out of the closet and told Naruto that he was on his own from now on. He ran. Sasuke followed. We don't know where they are and frankly, we don't care. The drugs we used should be wearing off soon anyway.
Oh and during the whole thing, no one noticed the real proposal that apparently happened right infront of us. Yeah that's right, Shikamaru and Hinata are getting married.
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