Gaara: Is that a dare or a double dare?
Jess: Hmmm... Double dare.
Gaara: Okay, I'll do it.
Sai: I want pain killers.
Jess: Oh shut-up! *throws a pillow at Sai*
Sai: *gets hit with the pillow* OWWW!!!
Gaara: You big baby.
Three minutes later...
*Oni, Rachael and Deidara come in*
Jess: Yay! People who aren't getting on my nerves.
Gaara: Heeeeyy...
Jess: Shut up you big baby.
Oni: *grabs katana*
Gaara: Yeah, sick her Oni!
Jess: I didn't mean it. I swear.
Oni: *puts katana away*
Deiara: Itachi sent these over. *hands over cookies*
Jess: All hail the cookie God! *bows*
Sai & Gaara: *bows*
Rachael: Just how much medication did they give you guys?
Gaara: None. And we neeed it! Morphine! I want morphine!
Rachael: No. You + morphine = bad.
Gaara: But...
Rachael: Nope. *shakes head*
Gaara: *sad puppy face*
Oni: Awww... Panda-kun. *snuggles Gaara*
Deidara: Bored now, hm.
Jess: *presses a button* Up... *presses another button* Down...
Two minutes later...
Jess: *still playing with the bed controls* Up... Down... Up... Down...
Oni: *playing with Gaara' bears*
Rachael: *poking Deidara*
Deidara: Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow... Will you knock it off, hm?
Rachael: Nope. *continues to poke him*
Sai: *eating the cookies*
Two minutes later...
Deidara: Nope, the beds won't move. Hm.
Rachael: Well that sucks. I wanted to race.
Oni: Wheel-chairs?
Gaara: We've been banned.
Oni: Oh.
Jess: Yeah, that's how Sai got hurt.
Rachael: So? *leaves the room*
Ten minutes later...
Rachael: *comes back in with three wheel-chairs*
Deidara: Where'd you get those, hm?
Rachael: Duh, we're in a hospital.
Oni: Yay! Races! *shoves Gaara in a chair* Comfy Panda-kun?
Gaara: Yup.
Three minutes later...
Rachael: *pushing Sai* Whooo!!!
Oni: *pushing Gaara*
Jess: *being pushed by Deidara* Come on, we're losing!
Deidara: I'm going as fast as I can, hm.
Jess: *sigh* Baka. I thought you were a ninja. Can't you use some special jutsu?
Deidara: No.
Rachael: Haha! Losers, we win! *crash* Oh shit. Sorry Sai. *giggles*
Ten minutes later...
Oni: Poor Sai. Rachael, why'd you run him into the nurse's station?
Rachael: The chair slipped.
Sai: Uh huh. Right. Ow.
Jess: Aww... Hey, they might give him morphine now. *giggles*
Gaara: Whoot!
Deidara: Drug addicts. That's what you all are, yeah.
Five seconds later...
Naruto: *comes running in with a marker* Gaara! Let me sign your cast!
Gaara: Okay.
Naruto: *signs Gaara's cast and draws something innapropriate on there*
Gaara: *looks at what Naruto did* What is that supposed to be?
Naruto: *whispers into Deidara's ear*
Deidara: WHAT? You did not. *looks* That isn't how you draw that, here... *takes the marker and draws on Gaara's cast*
Gaara: That's worse than Naruto's drawing... Sai!
Sai: Oh fine. Wait. I can't move, come over here.
Gaara: Okay. *jumps out of bed and goes to Sai's bed*
Sai: What the hell is that?
Naruto: *whispers*
Sai: You two are morons. Never let me see you with a pen ever again. *takes the marker and draws what it's suppoded to be*
Oni: *gasp*
Rachael: Oohh... We have to get Sasuke here. *giggles*
Jess: I never thought I'd live to hear you say that...
Ten minutes later...
Sasuke: *comes in*
Jess: Little Sasuke-kun!
Sasuke: *waves*
Rachael: *grabs him and takes him over to Gaara*
Sasuke: *looks at Naruto's drawing* What the hell is that?
Oni: You remember when you asked me what yaoi was?
Sasuke: Yaoi's really poorly draw pictures?
Oni: No... *points to Sai's drawing* That's yaoi.
All I can say is that Sasuke didn't say anything for a while. He just left, but we made Deidara follow him to see if he snaped. He did. And that's why Deidara's in the room right across the hall. Hey... Gaara never did his dare. The little punk...