Sometimes you just have to get out of the house and drive. And sometimes you have to stuff a bunch of ninjas in the car with you. Just because you can.
Kendra: *sigh* You drive like my grandma!
Me: *growls* Just because I go the speed-limit.
Itachi: Are we there yet?
Me: No.
Gaara: Where are we going?
Kendra: We dunno.
Itachi: Are we there yet?
Kendra: No. Now shut-up. *turns around and smacks him*
Five minutes later...
Kendra: *cough* Grandma...
Gaara: *giggles*
Itachi: Are we there yet?
Me: If you ask me that one more time, I'm turning this car around.
Itachi: Why?
Me: Because I said so.
Itachi: Why?
Me: Why what?
Itachi: I... Don't know. *looks out the window* Are we there yet?
Sai: I'm going to kill you! *leans across Gaara and beats Itachi*
Kendra: Whoot! Bitch fight! *cheers*
Gaara: Get off of meee! *slaps Sai*
Me: That's it. *slams on the breaks*
Ten minutes later, after pulling Kendra out of the winshield...
Me: *grumbling*
Gaara: Er... Are you okay?
Kendra: Meh, she's fine.
Me: Get out. GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET! THE! FUCK! OUT! OF! MY! CAR! NOW!
Itachi: Meep.
Kendra: You want me to drive?
Me: *growls* Maybe. If you can get fatty back there to shut up.
Gaara: I'm not fat.
Me: Not you.
Sai: I haven't said anything this whole time!
Kendra: Why did you bring the stupid ninja's?
Me: I'll kill you.
Fifteen minutes later....
Itachi: *in the back seat with a dirty sock taped in his mouth*
Sai & Me: *in the back looking out the window*
Gaara: *sitting happily in the front seat*
Kendra: *now driving*
Five seconds after Kendra got behind the wheel...
Kendra: I LOVE CORNERS!
Me: Oh shit. *clings to Sai*
Gaara: WEEEEEEE! CORRNNNNEEERRRRSSSS!!!
Itachi: *muffled scream*
Kendra: It Itachi crying? Oh my God, he is! Take a picture! Take a picture!
Me: Kendra, CAR!
Kendra: Hn? *turns back around* Oh. Get off the road you jerk! God some people just don't know how to drive.
Gaara: *flips the other car off*
Kendra: Hey look guys. No hands! *takes hands off the steering wheel*
Sai: Can grandma drive again?
Me: I'll kill you.
Gaara: Uh, aren't you supposed to stop at red-lights?
Kendra: Nope. Today's sunday, signals don't count on sundays.
Me: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Sai: *tries to open the back door*
Kendra: Haha. Child locks are fun, aren't they?
Me: Break the window! Break the window! Wait... Don't break my window! Cause then I'll have to fix it. Damn it Kendra, turn the car around and take us back now!
Kendra: Okay. Jeez. Fine. Don't get your underwear in a knot man.
On the way back home...
Me: Why are you going the back roads?
Kendra: Becuase they are more fun to play on.
Gaara: *giggles*
Itachi: Are we there yet?
Me: Who untied him?!
Kendra: Dude he's a fucking ninja! *drifts around corner* Hold on to your asses!
Me: *clings to Sai*
Itachi: *pukes*
Me: OH MY GOD!
Sai: What did you eat?
Itachi: My chicken soup.
Gaara: Bambi.
Kendra: What? *looks at Gaara instead of road*
Me: DEER!!!
Kendra: Oh shit.
Luckly, we missed the deer in time. However... We ended up smashing into a fence, rolling the car and ended up in the middle of a pond. Once we were out of the car and swimming back to the bank, it hit me that my insurance wasn't going to cover this. So did the only thing I wanted to at the moment, I tried to drown Kendra. Almost suceeded to. But then Gaara suggested that I just don't report it and steal a new car. One with NOS. I love Gaara. He has the best ideas ever.