Gaara: *screaming*
Everyone: *goes and sees what the fuss is about*
Gaara: *still screaming*
Me: How long do you think he can keep that up?
Temari: *pulls out a watch*
Exactly two minutes and fifteen seconds later...
Gaara: *stop screaming and holds up his teddy bear* He... He... *cries*
Oni: *pats Gaara on the head* Don't worry panda-kun. We'll fix him.
Me: Who's this 'we' you're referring to?
Oni: *grabs katana*
Me: *throws hands in the air* Okay then... You, go get my sewing kit. You, go get some sugar or some sort of caffine. You, stand there and look pretty. You, get the bear into the O.R. . Now people, we don't have a lot of time to lose. Chop-chop.
Seconds later...
Sai: *standing around looking pretty*
Kakashi: *goes to make coffee*
Asuma: *get's the sewing kit, while smoking in the house*
Sakura: *takes the teddy bear into the O.R. (aka the club house in the back yard)*
In the O.R. ...
Me: *putting mask and gloves on* Okay, how is he?
Sakura: *looking at x-rays (aka Naruto's purple crayon drawings)* He's stable for the moment, but if we don't put the stuffing back soon... *sniffles*
Me: Get a grip woman! You're a professional, so put those tears away.
Sakura: Yes ma'am.
Kakashi: *comes in with coffee* Here's your caffine.
Me: That's disgusting. Don't we have any pixie stix or kool-aid?
Kakashi: Oh... Yeah, hold on.
Me: *rolls eyes* Baka...
After the kool-aid is made and the sewing kit arrives...
Gaara: *crying*
Me: Oni, can you try and calm him down. Maybe try and find out what happened?
Oni: No problem. *goes to comfort Gaara*
Me: Okay, is everything ready?
Sai: Yup.
Me: You're not supposed to talk. Just shhhh... Stand there and be pretty.
It was an hour long surgery. And I have to admit that we almost lost him when there was a sudden stuffing leak. Never thought I'd say this but, I'm glad Sakura was around. As of right now Teddy is recovering nicely and is going to be released any day now. I still don't know exactly what happened to Teddy, but Oni said that Gaara mumbled something about a bannanna, Akamaru, a flashlight and the fishtank. Yeah, I'd rather not know.