-Tell them Gaara is emo, goth, ect..
*There's a way to get hit hard in the face
--Say that Gaara wears eyeliner
*Its called Insomnia!
---Claim Shukaku is a cat
*Raccoon! Raccoon! Not a fuffy kitty! That's his brother
----Tell them he secretly loves his father
*To say this you must be on drugs
-----Tell them sand castles are for little kids
*You will find yourself stuck in a sand pit for saying this, I have done it to people
-----Start singing 'Mr. Sandman'
*Prepare to be clawed to death and or gagged
----Say that Gaara is endangered like other pandas
*I wouldn't test it out, things won't be pretty
---Tell them Kishimoto plans on killing him by suicide cause he's too emo
*Now you just want to be hit by a screaming fan
--Ask them what they think that third eye is REALLY for
*Actually....thats a way to make fangirls go squee...
-Tell them about all the LeeGaa fics out there
*Aww come on man are you trying to blind us here?
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Chapter notes: What not to say infront of a member of the Gaara Fandom
Believe me, we don't get upset about Gaara insults, we get violent. We're not his fans for nothing.