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1. Good Byes by Madame Mere [Reviews - 5] (4546 words)
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lemons, yaoi (when I get that far), and all kinds of weird stuff happens.
But only if I can get a review or two. I love reviews (and ideas) and really need some motivation. While this is mainly a fic to better my smutty scenes, I really need need some pointers.
2. WTF? by Madame Mere [Reviews - 0] (1473 words)
HI . . . and sorry for being so late on this. My job coupled with college really eats away time. And it is kinda short. So you get to meet Kitsune, my tiny fox creature that looks more like a winged blob with a tiny ball floating around its hiney than a fox, though he has the slit eyes and whiskers. So he will post this for you:

Attention: Naruto doesn't not belong to Momma, it belongs to some guy in Japan. If she owned Naruto, she would not be here in America writing silly fanfics ((Hey! They are not silly! They are amusing and fun . . . )) and eating sushi and fish eggs. (( EEEWWWWW!! I only like tuna sushi!And fish eggs?!))

And so, without further adu, here is momma's toy.




PS: A beta would be nice.
3. Hair, Sex Talk, and Kiba by Madame Mere [Reviews - 0] (2205 words)
My life, as of college, is no more. Please be patient as I ponder how the hell I am supposed to fit this in with everything else.

Also:
Don't own Naruto (not that I don't want to) But I do own the first original and uncut season (Bleh! I want the second one now), the first five books and any Friday, Saturday, or Sunday Naruto comes on. AND on that note . . . . I NEED a Beta. I am just not going to catch my own mistakes and need serious help. If anyone is interested, give me a review or contact me.
4. No Nookie, Damn by Madame Mere [Reviews - 0] (449 words)
Huh. Okay, long story short, I have exams . . . . yay. So, this is short and neat and a bunch 'o' drivel to keep the story going. Whoopee.

Sorry, sarcasm is how I deal with stress. Nice ain't it?
I need a Beta (I'm really in need of help) and need some help.

DOES THE HAIR STAY OR GO? Just put what you think in a reveiw and (If I get enough to entice me from study time) I will write another chapter.

Oh, and ignore the dark warning. I don't know how I missed that until now.
5. Kiba and Gaara Conspire! by Madame Mere [Reviews - 0] (484 words)
Must not keep you waiting. Actually, the next chapter is going to be (hopefully) lemony. This one, I'm sad to say, is not, but important. Life, from here on out for our boys, goes *sweeehn . . . . BOOM*

So, reviews are nice. People who comment on an idea, appreciated. And those who just like to make peolpe feel good with a few words, thanks.
6. Wrong Jar . . . . And Babies? by Madame Mere [Reviews - 0] (1341 words)
Two chapters in one day. Yeah!
7. Speechless . . . . Ummm? by Madame Mere [Reviews - 1] (2160 words)
YOSH! My first yaoi scene! Lots of sex (well, only one time), two hot guys, and green. Don't ask . . . .

I hope you like it. Just tell me what you think.



And thank you ~ Oni-Chan ~ for all your help!
8. Family and Paint.... by Madame Mere [Reviews - 0] (2967 words)
Disc: Don't own squat. No shit ....


Okay... this has taken a LONG while. Sorry. Kitsune has been jumping on me for the past two weeks to get SOMETHING out. So, I stayed up last night and typed until 1 AM. Goody for me. Oh, and next chapter, the "plan" will come to bare fruit. And this is six pages. Yah, for insperation.

Still writing that chapter actually. *sigh* It never seems to come out right. ANYWAY, any ideas (other than Naru getting with Gaara. Sorry, not in this story.) would be nice.


OOOOOOOOooooooooooohhhh.....
And lots of sexy fluff from Kiba and Shino. Beware of the fluff!
9. Nummy orgies....And Hinata?! by Madame Mere [Reviews - 4] (3302 words)
Okay, this is almost all LEMON.....SLASH LEMON....::evil laugh::

I hope you enjoy this and if you don't like descriptive lemons, just go to the very bottom of the page to figure out what happens next. That part is actually a lead to another arc in the story line.....Which gets longer and more obssesive to me. I hope you enjoy....

AND REVIEW!! 0_~
10. Confessions and Findings.... by Madame Mere [Reviews - 2] (3856 words)
I need an idea on the "attack".....You'll find out. Just read.

*There is no smut for this chapter......I think my morals are back from vacation. Time to find somewhere farther, I think.
*I am having a nervous break down here! I don't know where my story's plot line went, but it sure as hell isn't here.....At least, not anymore. I think I took a scenic route instead of bulldozing my way through.....Wow. That means I'm plumping these things up. And no, this isn't a filler, though I was tempted, this is very important for Shino's and Kiba's relationship.
*And I need reviews. I have no idea how I'm doing. I'm terrible at catching my own mistakes (which is sad because I have Microsoft Word Spelling Check) and a total clutz when trying to present a new idea.

**And one last thing. I was wondering for the yaoi fans out there if they would like to read my Original Story. I'll pot it if at least one or two people ask. It's a work in progress, but its fun and very "ohh" and "ahh" oriented. And I was eating tons of sugar the enitre time I wrote it! At least, so far.
11. Answers, Reunions.....Fears...... by Madame Mere [Reviews - 1] (1260 words)
On a serious note: My brother is well and getting much better quickly. He might be walking with a cane soon, depending upon what the doctors say this coming weekend. Now........... This is very short, but I had to do something. I hope you can tell me what you think of all the fluffy stuff....YES there is TONS and TONS of FLUFF!

No lemons, promise....
12. Plans, Clones, and HECK! by Madame Mere [Reviews - 4] (3231 words)
I am so damn brain dead! I have lost all functions...

Why?

COLLEGE! Finals are coming up and I've already failed three classes by default. Abso-fucking-lutely fantastic. ANYWAY! I hope everyone likes this chapter. I thought it was funny, but eh, my opinion doesn't count. Still Read and Review (R&R [would you believe it took me 7 stories to figure out what the Rs meant?])
13. Women, polls, and geta by Madame Mere [Reviews - 2] (1172 words)
Okay, so I took forever. It's called real life and a job. It happens.

Anyway, I had tons of trouble with this chapter. It's short, it's a pain in the ass, and it needs to be shot. BUT, it was all I had left...My computer erased the other fifteen or so pages, so I'm having to redo all of that too.

If ANYONE has an IDEA, gimme, gimme, gimme!
14. Worry, Hate, and to be Safe by Madame Mere [Reviews - 3] (1108 words)
I hate living in a house with two boys. My laptop has been out of commission for almost two months, DAMN IT!

*deep breath* Okay, will not rant. Here is what I came up with and so sorry for the lameness...I've found my plot line and need to get back on track, so I'm getting there, slowly. And yes, this is relevant to what will happen.

And Linkin Park is my fave band, so this is not mine...*pout*