X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!
By: ladygizarme
Have a Dirty, Smutty Yaoimas
[to the tune of “Holly Jolly Christmas”]
Have a dirty, smutty Yaoimas;
It’s the best time of the year
I know what you want is smut
And deliver it with cheer
Have a dirty, smutty Yaoimas;
Enjoy all the fics you can
Naru, Sasu, Itachi
Make it such a yaoiland
Oh ho
Uchihacest
Sasu blows Itachi;
When Sasuke’s good and stretched
He’ll ride his aniki
Have a dirty, smutty Yaoimas
Let Naruto join right in
Oh by kami
They’ll Anally DP
For Yaoimas this year!
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A/N: I almost didn’t make it this year! I kept forgetting to write anything, and would remember at the most inopportune moments! (I’ve been a bit distracted still with the EPIC RP OF AWESOMENESS that took over my LIFE during November. Read my lj if you want more info: http://ladygizarme.livejournal.com/9637.html ) I know it’s not much, but I do hope you got some enjoyment from this nonetheless. (Uhh.. my notes are done now but TONFA’s new rule about chapters with no less than 200 words is killing me… I really hate having author’s notes that are longer than the freaking song, but them’s the breaks I guess… I understand why they would make this rule, but jeeez!) Minna-san, Kurisumasu omedetou gozaimasu! Merry Christmas, everyone!
*heart*
~ lg
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Chapter notes: Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or the song I am parodying, and I make no profit from writing this.