X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!
By: ladygizarme
Warning: Back to the yaoi. ^_~ Also, this isn’t really *about* Naruto… it isn’t about any anime/manga specifically, actually. But since Naruto is still my main obsession, and I already have this whole song parody thing here… I might as well post this here!
Have Yourself a Yaoi Little Christmas
[to the tune of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”]
Have yourself a yaoi little Christmas,
Let the boys make out
Let them lick
And suck until they moan and shout
Have yourself a yaoi little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
Anti-yaoi
troubles will be miles away.
Mistletoe on their boxer flap
So much cum to lap, oh boy.
Bondage presents under the tree
Find the handcuff key, enjoy.
Through the years more boys will get together
With a yaoi theme
They will kiss and fuck and make the fangirls scream.
So have yourself a yaoi little Christmas dream.
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A/N: Happy Christmas Eve, everyone! Only one more song left in this season’s updates, and it’s an actual Naruto version of this. Is it just me, or does this song just ask to be yaoi-parodied?! Yeah… so I had to make two of them. The second version will be posted… err, later tonight, probably. Since it is Christmas Eve, after all, it’s a busy time. If I don’t think I’ll have time later, I might even give you guys an early Christmas present and post the last one this afternoon. :p We’ll see… If not, it’ll definitely be posted in the wee hours of Christmas morning, as I won’t be home during the day.
‘Til then, thanks again for reading, and all the supportive reviews/ratings!
&hearts
~ lg
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