Summary: What would commercials be like if they were run by naruto characters? one word- COOL
Categories: General Fiction Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai, Sarutobi Hiruzen (Sandaime Hokage), Asuma Sarutobi, Sasori, Temari, Tenten, Tobi, Tsunade, Itachi Uchiha, Obito Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Kabuto Yakushi, Ino Yamanaka, Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage), Kurenai Yuuhi
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Word count: 646 Read: 5925
Published: 15/03/08 Updated: 17/03/08
Story Notes:
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
1. MILK! by shadowdragon
2. Shadowdragon's forum! by shadowdragon
3. Tobi is a good boy! by shadowdragon
Author's Notes:
I am bored.... can you tell?
(before commercial shooting, backstage)
Shikamaru: (from inside a shabby looking dressing room with a cardbord star on it) I am not coming out! I look stupid!!!
Shadow: YOU HAVE TO! If you don't come out, then you won't get paid!
Shika: why do I need money anyway?
Shadow: So you can finally move out of the cardbord box i gave you to sleep in at night while I forcibly make you stay here and shoot stupid commercials! YOU SNORE!
Shika: *snore*
Shadow: *twitch* he fell asleep *twitch* HIDAN!!
*hidan comes running down the hallway*
Shadow: hidan, break down the door and get Shika on stage please!
Hidan: yes, darling...
shadow: *giggle*
*Hidan breaks door down and drags shika away while he is still asleep and dressed in a cow suit. hidan leaves him on a well lit stage*
Shika: *wakes up with a gallon of milk beside him* Where am I? Wait, why is there a gallon of milk here? uh oh... the commercial!
Shadow: *sitting in a directors chair with a megaphone* ANNNNND ACTION!!!
*Gaara the camera guy points a camera at shika*
Shika: Ummmm.. uh... I like milk... uh..it goes well with muffins... and if you shake it, you can make butter...and...uh...butter goes well on muffins too...
Shadow: CUT! PERFECT! Gaara, don't you have a pregnant fiance to take care of?
Gaara: She is on vacation... she will be back tommorrow though... or the next day.
Shadow: oh... HIDAN-KUN! GET ME MUFFINS AND TAKE SHIKA TO HIS BOX!
Hidan: Yes, dear... *drags Shika away*
Shadow: I train him so well! ^^
End Notes:
I need ideas for commercials!
Shadowdragon's forum! by shadowdragon
Author's Notes:
this is my forum, it isn't all that good yet, but i don't have any members, and that makes me sad..
*camera is pointed at shadow*
Shadow: HI! I am shadowdragon.
Shikamaru: *behind camera* THEY KNOW THAT ALREADY!
Shadow: Shut up Shika! Any way, as many of you probably don't know, I have a forum for Naruto fans. But, sadly, I have no members and I have just submitted the URL to 20+ serch engines, and it may take a while for them to look over it and decide to accept it or not. The name of the forum is: The Awesome Naruto Forum. Fans can discuss anything they want to, pairings, fanfiction, and more! there is even a chatbox to talk with other online members! AND IT IS FREE!!!!!!! the URL is:
http://awesomenarutoforum.bigforumpro.com
It isn't all that special right now, but I update it every day!!!!! PLEASE JOIN!!!!
Hidan: shadow, i think thats enough now...
Tobi is a good boy! by shadowdragon
Author's Notes:
THANKS GUYS! I have 5 members on my forum now, I am so happy!
-_-_-_-_Backstage_-_-_-_-
Shadow: SHIKA!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU? GET OUT HERE AND MAKE ME MONEY BY DOING CHEAP COMMERCIALS!!!
Hidan: He isn't here Shadow... If he was here he would have come ou by now.
Shadow: Then where is he then?
Hidan: I don't know.
Shadow: NOW, who are we going to get to live in a cardbord box in a broom closet with a star on it?
Hidan: I have an idea... *pulls out cell phone and types in a number*
_PHONE CONVERSATION_
???: Hello?
Hidan: Hi Tobi, Your a good boy right?
Tobi: yes, Tobi is a good boy!
Hidan: Then since your such a good boy, you will come over to the studio where Shadow shoots her commercials and Radomness Show and work for a nickle a day right?
tobi: A WHOLE NICKLE???? TOBI WILL BE RIGHT OVER!!!!!
~end conversation~
Shadow: Who did you call?
Hidan: You'll see...
*Tobi crashes through the wall with a suitcase and his dog susan in his arms*
shadow: I guess i know who you called now... Come on tobi, I'll show you your box and your dressing room.
tobi: tobi gets to sleep in a box? YAY! Leader-sama makes Tobi Sleep out side with the squirrells.
Shadow: Ok Tobi, The next shooting is at 3 am, when the common Lazyous Fattyous Husbandous gets up for his late night snack.
Tobi: Ok Shadow, nighty-night.
Shadow: *Pulls hidan away* And in the meantime, I am going to have some fun with you, Hidan. =^.^=
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