(before commercial shooting, backstage)
Shikamaru: (from inside a shabby looking dressing room with a cardbord star on it) I am not coming out! I look stupid!!!
Shadow: YOU HAVE TO! If you don't come out, then you won't get paid!
Shika: why do I need money anyway?
Shadow: So you can finally move out of the cardbord box i gave you to sleep in at night while I forcibly make you stay here and shoot stupid commercials! YOU SNORE!
Shika: *snore*
Shadow: *twitch* he fell asleep *twitch* HIDAN!!
*hidan comes running down the hallway*
Shadow: hidan, break down the door and get Shika on stage please!
Hidan: yes, darling...
shadow: *giggle*
*Hidan breaks door down and drags shika away while he is still asleep and dressed in a cow suit. hidan leaves him on a well lit stage*
Shika: *wakes up with a gallon of milk beside him* Where am I? Wait, why is there a gallon of milk here? uh oh... the commercial!
Shadow: *sitting in a directors chair with a megaphone* ANNNNND ACTION!!!
*Gaara the camera guy points a camera at shika*
Shika: Ummmm.. uh... I like milk... uh..it goes well with muffins... and if you shake it, you can make butter...and...uh...butter goes well on muffins too...
Shadow: CUT! PERFECT! Gaara, don't you have a pregnant fiance to take care of?
Gaara: She is on vacation... she will be back tommorrow though... or the next day.
Shadow: oh... HIDAN-KUN! GET ME MUFFINS AND TAKE SHIKA TO HIS BOX!
Hidan: Yes, dear... *drags Shika away*
Shadow: I train him so well! ^^
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Story notes: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Chapter notes: I am bored.... can you tell?
Chapter end notes: I need ideas for commercials!