Bachellor Party by Patsuki21
Summary: some of my Friends are getting married so i decided to throw a litte bachellors party for them what will happen on a night with me, hidan, iruka, garra,and kankuro who knows unfortunattly no strippers :(

but who says we wont see women ^^
for: shadowdragon,Sakura assian, frosty, and i love kankuro
happy to be the best man
Categories: General Fiction Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai, Sarutobi Hiruzen (Sandaime Hokage), Asuma Sarutobi, Sasori, Temari, Tenten, Tobi, Tsunade, Itachi Uchiha, Obito Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Kabuto Yakushi, Ino Yamanaka, Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage), Kurenai Yuuhi
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No Word count: 2340 Read: 9043 Published: 28/02/08 Updated: 05/03/08
Story Notes:
i do no own naruto
Chapter 1 party by Patsuki21
me: okay you guys since im the best man its my job to make you regret your mistake of marrige

the brides to be:*death glare sent to me*

me:*scared* i mean were going to have some good clean fun

hidan: dont worry shadow i would never regret chooseing you

shadow: *hugs hidan*

everyone followed hidan and shadows example

me: god you guys come on we gotta let the girls have their time

guys :bye

----on the streets----

me:okay guys so since we cant go to a strip club well do some extreeme stuff

iruka: like what

me: you know bungee jumping, sky diving, and water skiing

Garra : no water skiing it will get my sand wet

me: okay how about after the extreeme stuff we go to the baths and just chill

hidan :YEAH lets party

ME: okay i got us signed up for sky diving first okay come on
---helicopter base---

Instructor : before you can jump out we have to teach you the basics of how to sky dive properly

instructor : *explains what to do when to pull the parchute chord etc.*

me: lets suit up guys

*we come out in jumpsuits and parachute packs*

me :get in the helicopter everyone

*everyone gets in and buckles up*

----in the sky----

Instructor:OKAY YOU FIRST*points at me*

Me: *i jump out and pull the chord and lands safely on the ground*

Instructor:NOW YOU*points at iruka*

Iruka: *jumps out and does cool tricks before landing on the ground*

Instructor : NOW YOU TWO* points at garra and kankuro*

garra&kankuro: *both jumps out together in brotherly love before landing on the ground*

Instructor: okay its clear let him loose

Pilot flips a switch opening the back door letting a car with hidan in it fly

Hidan :THIS IS AWESOME*car crash s on the ground *

me : your lucky your immortal or shadow would kill me*sigh* come on guys lets gamble
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