Summary: Sasuke loves Naruto. Like crazy. He would do anything for him. So he tells Naruto he's throwing a sleepover with all of the guys and asks Naruto if he wants to come. And of course, Naruto agrees. The only thing he doesn't know is that Sasuke sort of lied. He told Naruto that he invited all the guys,but really he just invited Naruto because he just couldn't hold it any longer! He had to tell Naruto he loved him and he had to tell him tonight!
Categories: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Shikamaru Nara, Rock Lee, Tenten, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Yaoi
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Word count: 1029 Read: 4804
Published: 01/01/08 Updated: 03/01/08
1. The sweet sweet dream....the MOST HORRIBLE DREAM EVER! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?! by nejiluver
2. Asking Naruto by nejiluver
The sweet sweet dream....the MOST HORRIBLE DREAM EVER! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?! by nejiluver
Author's Notes:
All right well everyone's 14, exept for Neji,TenTen and Lee who are 15.
Chapter 1: The sweet sweet dream...the MOST HORRIBLE DREAM EVER! hOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?!
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"Aaah...N-Naruto"moaned Sasuke as Naruto was sucking Sasuke's cock. "Stop....stop teasing me! Aaah..."
"Hm? Well....then what is it you want Sasu-chan?"asked Naruto in a sexyish kind of voice.
"I-I want..."
"I can't hear you Sasuke....what did you say?"
"I want you...to...."
"Yeah.... you want me too....?"
"Come on Naruto.....don't make me beg!"
"but I like it when you beg, Sasu-chan. It sounds so sexy....so....what is it you want?"
"Urrgghh.....I want you to fuck me already!"
"as you wish, Sasu-chan! ^^(he's all happy now cause he got Sasuke to actualy beg. He likes it for some reason....dont know why...)
after that,Naruto started to put a finget in Sasuke and-
RRRiinngggggg rriiinnnngggggg rrriiinnngggggg!!!!!
"What the hell?!?!? Why was I the uke?! Ugh! Uke for crying out loud!" Whined Sasuke.That's when Sasuke noticed that there was a tent forming inside his pajama pants. "Just great! I dont have time to deal with this! I've gotta meet everyone at the training grounds in 40 minutes!" So he took a shower, and took care of his little 'problem',got dressed and went off to the training grounds where everyone was going to meet up for something.
about 10 minutes later he made it to the training grounds when all of a sudden-
"KYAA!!!!!! SASUKE!!!!!!SASUKE-KUN'S FINALY HERE!!!!" shouted Ino running after Sasuke.
'shit! What should I do?! She's comeing right at me! umm....umm....I could always...ummm...uhh...gya! Think of something Sasuke!'he thought. then, just as Ino was about to fling herself onto Sasuke, Sasuke thogught of something. He knew it would probly get Ino and sakura totaly mad, btu it was the only thing he could think of at the moment! He could have just ran, but that would've just wasted all his energy. so he ran by Sakura. Then as soon as Ino was about to fling herself onto him he went behind Sakura,and pushed her into ino,so that he could go hise behind the guys without them noticing.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPNEN?!?!?!?!"both Ino and Sakura screamed.
"why the hell did you kiss me Sakura!"
"I didn't kiss you! somebody pushed me!"
"Well the who did?!?!?" And then she finaly remembered that about 1 second befor she was able to pounce on him he jumped behind Sakura and pushed her. So she told Sakura and she yelled
"SASUKE! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
"wHY DO YOU THINK! TO GET AWAY FROM INO!"
"TO GET AWAY FROM HERE?!? YOU DEAL WITH HER EVERYDAY! WHATS THE OCASSION?!"
"What do you mean by 'what's the ocassion' "?
"what I mean is this.....WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO PICK TODAY TO PUSH ME INTO INO!!!!!! WHY COULDN'T YOU PUSH SOMEONE ELSE?!?"
"bECAUSE YOU WERE THE CLOSEST PERSON BY ME!"
"Holy shit.......in all my life....i've NEVER seen Sasuke do something like that."said Kiba.
"and in all my life.....i've never ever seen Sasuke,Sakura and Ino fighting! It's like a miracle! Now they're probly not all "I love you Sasuke!!!!" anymore!"
"Yeah...definitly."the rest of the guys said.
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so how'd you think?! I really like the begining so far! It was pretty funny if you ask me! ^^ R&R!
Asking Naruto by nejiluver
Author's Notes:
yay! it's finaly updated!!!!
"SASUKE! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
"wHY DO YOU THINK! TO GET AWAY FROM INO!"
"TO GET AWAY FROM HERE?!? YOU DEAL WITH HER EVERYDAY! WHATS THE OCASSION?!"
"What do you mean by 'what's the ocassion' "?
"what I mean is this.....WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO PICK TODAY TO PUSH ME INTO INO!!!!!! WHY COULDN'T YOU PUSH SOMEONE ELSE?!?"
"bECAUSE YOU WERE THE CLOSEST PERSON BY ME!"
"Holy shit.......in all my life....i've NEVER seen Sasuke do something like that."said Kiba.
"and in all my life.....i've never ever seen Sasuke,Sakura and Ino fighting! It's like a miracle! Now they're probly not all "I love you Sasuke!!!!" anymore!"
"Yeah...definitly."the rest of the guys said.
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chapter 2: asking Naurto
All of the fighting,yelling,and troublesomeness was giveing poor Shikamru a headache. And as they continued fighting and shouting he yelled
"Would you guys just SHUT UP for one minute?!? Jesus. You guys are so annoying."
"Hn. Not my fault THEY " Sasuke said while pointing to Sakura and Ino "have to go all googly eyed at me everysingle time they see me!"
"true."
Then Sakura and Ino got into a cat fight so Sasuke just walked up to the rest of the guys and Naruto shouted
"that was hillarious Sasuke! HAHAHA!!!! You had Ino and Sakura kiss!!! HAHAH!!!!"
Just then Sakura and Ino turned theirs heads around slowly and yelled
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY NARUTO?!?!?!" and they started running at Naruto screaming things like 'i'll kill you' and 'im gonna punch you so hard!'
But just as they were about 4 feet away from Naruto they stoped...because...because they felt a STRANGE and HORRIFYING aurora around Sasuke.
Then,when he turned around he said "you punch him...or kill him...and your both dead....."
"Eeep!"
seeing as how they shut up Sasuke's scary and horrifying aurora went into 'happy aurora' mood and not into 'scary horrifying ' mood again.
"So Naruto!" Sasuke whispered into his ear "wanna sleepover at my house tonight. All the gys are gonna be there....so...? How about it?"
"yay! sleepover! so you guys are going to Sasuke's sleepover too?!"
When they were about to answer 'yeah,sure whynot!' Sasuke's 'scary horrifying' aurora mode went back on at full speed meaning that if they said yes he would personaly make sure that each and evey single on of their lives would be a liveing hell, so they said "Umm...well..we'de like too..but...uhh....we've all got plans."said shikamaru.
"Oh...well...alright then! Guess it's just me and you Sasuke!" he said while cheering and going all hyper and stuff.
'Yes! My plan is working! Hahaha!!! tongight...I will win Naruto's heart! ' Sasuke thought while thinking of some 'oh so naughty things' that him and his little Naruto could do at the slepover, if you know what I mean.
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Alright! Yay! I finaly got the 2nd chapter done! It took so long because I wasn't so sure how the 2nd chapter shold go. But I got an idead, typed it and now it's done! ^^
R&R!
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