"No, no no no! Naruto, you're just day dreaming again!" Heh... Damn it... She's awake...

"Did you say Naruto? Is he here?" Anko was hung over and angry!

"Anko, Anko, c-calm down... P-please..." My eye twitched as I thought of what to do. First I need to calm down. Alright. Done. Now, think how to get her back to sleep. Alright!

"No! You said this wouldn't happen ag--"

"Anko! Sleep!" I whispered and formed a few quick hand signs, and she fell limp. I pulled on some clean pants, and quickly walked out, shutting the door quickly behind me. Sakura coughed, about to ask what what the smell was, when I chimed up. "Alright. Follw me, and We'll get there before Sasuke and Ino know that this place even exists."

I ran out of the door, and quickly hopped to the roof. Landing softly, I ran off, loving the familiar sound of... Bare feet? What the hell? I forgot my shoes? But I didn't see them in my room...

-flash back-

Anko growled playfully as I removed her and my own clothes. I threw my shoes and underwear out of the window. I was in to much hurry to take my shoes off outside.

-end flash back-

Damn. So I guess I'll have to wear Chakra shoes. Haven't tried that for a while. A quick second of focusing, and I was wearing the glowing, flickering shoes of Chakra.

I jumped just in time to hear Naruto and Sakura hit the roof behind me. Perfect timing, even through the booze.

Smiling, I went faster, and faster, the two odd-balls following the whole time, no problem.

I skidded to a stop as I hit the ground, looking about at the Chunin Exams arena. It was full of retarted dorks that only work so they can buy drawn porno. At least I read it.

Looking about, I saw the two students landing behind me, looking fine until they stopped moving, when they began gasping for air, clawing at their throats.

I laughed, and turned around, just barely able to stifle a squeal of delight. There was my favorite kind of booth, and the KIDS were with me.

Damn.