Summary: this is a vampire's butterfly's dare! remember, post dares, post em..and truths, if you wanna..
summary: in this installement of akatsuki truth or dare, Itachi gets confused about his sexuality, Deidera and Itachi are threatened with haircuts, Alfred's insane, and yet another person gets into this! to find out everything, read Akatsuki truth or dare! no yaoi, guarenteed
Categories: General Fiction Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Atkasuki...........TRUUUUTH!!!! OR DARE!!!
Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Word count: 367 Read: 2539
Published: 30/04/07 Updated: 30/04/07
1. i'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt... by xrayer2
i'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt... by xrayer2
Author's Notes:
i don't own naruto!
ALfreD: well, now that we've pried Ino off of Sakura...
Ino: grrr....
Sakura: *giggle*
Sasuke: *twitch*
Alfred: we can get on with a dare, from a Vampire's butterfly!
Itachi: can't we ever have a frickin truth...?
AlfreD: um....if you say so...uhh.ITachi!
Itachi: what..?
Alfred: does your mom know you're gay?
Itachi: no. i mean, yes. i mean, no, i mean-GAHHH!!!!!
Sasuke: YES! YES! YES!!!
Vampire's butterfly: YEAH, YOU KNOIW YOU ARE!!! YAOIIII FOREVERRRR!!!
Deidera: hehehe....
Hidan: ....YAOI IS AGAINST MY RELIGION!
ALfreD: yes, Hidan, we've been over that...now, the dare. Itachi. Deidera. Kisame. this concerns you.
Kisame: Yaoi, isn't it? *glares at Vampire's butterfly*
Deidera:...fu----zzy...pumpkins..
Itachi: AHH!! NO! YAOI---wait....do i like yaoi..? umm....umn...NOOO!!! STOPP!!! STOP MESSING WITH MY BRAINS!!! *whacks head against wall*
ALfreD: no, actually. Kisame has to cut your hair!
*silence*
Deidera and Itachi: NUUUUU!!! YOU CAN'T!! YOU CAN'T!! WE'RE TOO SEXY!!!
Alfred:..i'm not even going to ask...look. it's just a haircut. it'll grow back...eventually.
Deidera: NO! NO! NO!
Sasuke: YESSS!!! YESSSS!!
Obito:....? yes?
Alfred: NO DEAD PEOPLE!!! *kicks obito outta the fic*
Haku: me me and Zabuza are dead...
Zabuza: but we're here.
Alfred: yeah, but i like you...and you're much better than obito...*dodges rocks thrown from obito fans* um...okay, i'll bring him back..
Kisame: uh..my sword doesn't cut. remember?
Alfred: doesn't cut? WHAT THE HELL IS THE USE IN THAT???
Kisame:...it shaves, remember?
Alfred:...well, you've still gotta cut their hair..
Kisame: well, yes, i...can..*grins evily*
Deidera:...damn.
Kisame: *slowly advances*
Itachi: ehehe...umn, yeah. come on, Kisame, we're friends, right? don't do this...please....no...come on, remember all of the good times we've had..?
Kisame: *raises sword* THIS IS FOR MAKING ME EAT SHARK FIN SOUP WHILE IN TSUKUYOMI!!! DEATH TO YOUR HAIR!!
ITachi: BUT I'M TOO SEXY!!!!!!! GYAHHHHH!!!!
*PAIN*
Sasuke: MWAHAHAHA!! foolish older brother!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! VICTORY IS MINEEEE!!!
ITachi: (bald)....my...sexy....hair...*passes out*
Deidera:....hah! you fool, kisame! you shaved off Ino's hair!
Ino: (bald) my...sexy...hair...*passes out*
Kisame: well, it was hard to tell, with alla the blood...
Alfred:..i sense a disturbance in the force...
Racheal: HOW DARE YOU CUT HIS HAIR??? HOW DARE YOU! I'M GONNA KEEL YOU, GODDAMMIT!!
ALfred:...fu-
Sakura: *whacks Alfred with pole* tut, tut, tut...
*PAIN*
Alfred: (bald) .....pain....*passes out*
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