ALfreD: well, now that we've pried Ino off of Sakura...
Ino: grrr....
Sakura: *giggle*
Sasuke: *twitch*
Alfred: we can get on with a dare, from a Vampire's butterfly!
Itachi: can't we ever have a frickin truth...?
AlfreD: um....if you say so...uhh.ITachi!
Itachi: what..?
Alfred: does your mom know you're gay?
Itachi: no. i mean, yes. i mean, no, i mean-GAHHH!!!!!
Sasuke: YES! YES! YES!!!
Vampire's butterfly: YEAH, YOU KNOIW YOU ARE!!! YAOIIII FOREVERRRR!!!
Deidera: hehehe....
Hidan: ....YAOI IS AGAINST MY RELIGION!
ALfreD: yes, Hidan, we've been over that...now, the dare. Itachi. Deidera. Kisame. this concerns you.
Kisame: Yaoi, isn't it? *glares at Vampire's butterfly*
Deidera:...fu----zzy...pumpkins..
Itachi: AHH!! NO! YAOI---wait....do i like yaoi..? umm....umn...NOOO!!! STOPP!!! STOP MESSING WITH MY BRAINS!!! *whacks head against wall*
ALfreD: no, actually. Kisame has to cut your hair!
*silence*
Deidera and Itachi: NUUUUU!!! YOU CAN'T!! YOU CAN'T!! WE'RE TOO SEXY!!!
Alfred:..i'm not even going to ask...look. it's just a haircut. it'll grow back...eventually.
Deidera: NO! NO! NO!
Sasuke: YESSS!!! YESSSS!!
Obito:....? yes?
Alfred: NO DEAD PEOPLE!!! *kicks obito outta the fic*
Haku: me me and Zabuza are dead...
Zabuza: but we're here.
Alfred: yeah, but i like you...and you're much better than obito...*dodges rocks thrown from obito fans* um...okay, i'll bring him back..
Kisame: uh..my sword doesn't cut. remember?
Alfred: doesn't cut? WHAT THE HELL IS THE USE IN THAT???
Kisame:...it shaves, remember?
Alfred:...well, you've still gotta cut their hair..
Kisame: well, yes, i...can..*grins evily*
Deidera:...damn.
Kisame: *slowly advances*
Itachi: ehehe...umn, yeah. come on, Kisame, we're friends, right? don't do this...please....no...come on, remember all of the good times we've had..?
Kisame: *raises sword* THIS IS FOR MAKING ME EAT SHARK FIN SOUP WHILE IN TSUKUYOMI!!! DEATH TO YOUR HAIR!!
ITachi: BUT I'M TOO SEXY!!!!!!! GYAHHHHH!!!!
*PAIN*
Sasuke: MWAHAHAHA!! foolish older brother!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! VICTORY IS MINEEEE!!!
ITachi: (bald)....my...sexy....hair...*passes out*
Deidera:....hah! you fool, kisame! you shaved off Ino's hair!
Ino: (bald) my...sexy...hair...*passes out*
Kisame: well, it was hard to tell, with alla the blood...
Alfred:..i sense a disturbance in the force...
Racheal: HOW DARE YOU CUT HIS HAIR??? HOW DARE YOU! I'M GONNA KEEL YOU, GODDAMMIT!!
ALfred:...fu-
Sakura: *whacks Alfred with pole* tut, tut, tut...
*PAIN*
Alfred: (bald) .....pain....*passes out*
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