Naruto

Strange Girl

Ahh… Chika’s School for Gifted. Yes, gifted indeed. Gifted by my perfect presence.

I am here because of my many talents, but mostly just to make the school look good. You know? “Oh the last great Uchiha, he will be a great asset to the school.”

Ch freaking losers.

Itachi only put me in here because he went here. A year above me, and he uses it against me everyday.

Stupid older brother.

So I’m stuck here where I met the loudest, knuckled headed, dobe that was ever seen on the face of this planet.

Naruto Uzumaki.

He got here on can you believe it, a sports scholarship. Yes, only Naruto could get into a arts school with a sports scholarship, I don’t even think we have a sports team, but he is here anyway.

If you can explain that one to me, it would help.

He is loud, obnoxious, slightly thick in the head, slow when it comes to girls. Still he is a good friend. He wears his hair in short blond spikes, and has the bluest eyes I have ever seen. He gets picked on all the time, for as my fangirls say, “Messing with their Sasuke-kun.”

As if. Why would I ever be THEIR Sasuke-kun? When did I ever say, anything, even close to make them think I like them? When I do find my mate I am going to make sure she never calls me Sasuke-kun.

Anyway back to Naruto, he has a huge crush on one of my head fangirls. Figures he picks the one girl so out of his league it is amazing she sees him at all.

Sakura Haruno, number one Sasuke fangirl, number one bitch. She is so annoying. I really can’t stand her in the least.

You know something very weird happened today. I was passing the usual gawking fangirls, when I passed one with her friend beside her.

The girl gawking at me had straight brown hair, made up in some kind of messy ponytail or some crap, but that doesn’t matter because the weird thing was her friend wasn’t gawking at me.

And that wasn’t even the weirdest part.

I overheard the friend, tell the gawking girl to shut her mouth, something about bugs, and then she even said something about chicken butt hair? The friend hit her hard in the arm and shouted, and I quote, “CHO! DON”T CALL SASUKE-KUN’S HAIR CHICKEN BUTT HAIR!!!!!”

Can you believe that? What kind of girl says my hair, MY perfect hair, looks like a chicken’s butt? I have never heard anything like it before in my whole life.

Hmm Cho was it?

Naruto was beside me and was laughing his ass off at the chicken butt remark, saying that he was glad at least one girl didn’t like me.

Yeah right what girl doesn’t like me?

Maybe I should look into this Cho girl. She must like me. She is a girl after all and I am perfect, so she must like me. She must be head over heels in love with me. There is no way she isn’t.

Right?