“Sasuke Kun...”her low whisper ticked his ear. Sasuke woke up to Sakura smiling down at him. he smiled back at her. “Good morning my love.” He pulled her in for a kiss.  “Sasuke Kun..”Sakura whispered. “Let’s go bathe in the spring...” Sasuke smirked. “I would love to, but I think we should wait...for..um you know.” His face was probably turning red.

Sakura giggled. “Oh silly Sasuke Kun...we can just...”and then she whispered something x rated in his ear. Sasuke cleared his throat. “An Uchiha does not show his emotions.,” he told her firmly. Sakura giggled again. “Your pants say otherwise Sasuke Kun.”Then she took off running, of course so he would chase after her. “You should go Otouto.” Sasuke turned to see Itachi. “You are encouraging me to go skinny dipping with my girlfriend?” he asked with an eyebrow arched. “Sasuke you are a man, and I do not see why you shouldn’t have fun, but all I ask is that if things do proceed, please keep it down.”Sasuke would have said something further, but he just gave a famous Uchiha smirk, turned on his heel, and ran after Sakura.

 “Sasuke kun...”Sakura called from the water. “Come and get me you sexy man you...”Sasuke stopped in his tracks. He peered at Sakura. Something had caught his eye. The way she was talking, it was completely different from any other time. “Aren’t you coming Sasuke Kun?” Sakura cooed.  Sasuke looked around and was on his guard. He took off his shirt and pants and was just in his boxers. “Sasuke Kun I have something to tell you...”Sakura whispered seductively in to his ear.

 “What is it?” Sasuke asked. Suddenly the water began to bubble and it started to turn just like a whirl pool. Sasuke felt himself being pulled down in to the water. Sakura just smirked. Her features began to change. “Sasuke Kun...you shouldn’t be so naive.”  

 Sakura woke with a start. The sunlight was shining on her and her eyes squinted when she opened them.  She let out a grumpy mumble, sat up, stretched her arms, and yawned.  She looked beside her and saw that Sasuke was gone. ‘What?’ sakura began to panic. ‘Oh no way, please tell me he did not leave me again. Please’ she got to her feet and began looking around. She had been frantically looking for a good five minutes when she heard leaves crunch behind her. Sakura slowly turned around and reached for her kunai. When the person got closer, Sakura whirled towards them and threw the kunai in their direction.

 “Ow...what was that for?” Sakura gasped when she saw Itachi pinned to a tree. The kunai pinned his sleeve to the huge tree behind him. “You are lucky you missed.” He glared at Sakura as she rushed over to him, apologizing continuously. “Itachi I didn't know it was you. I was looking for Sasuke and...”  she let out a sob and fell to her knees. Itachi rolled his eyes. “first of all my Otouto is bathing in the spring close by and second if this brother in law sister in law relationship is going to work, I suggest we leave sharp objects out of it or it will get messy, especially on my part.” He pointed to his sleeve which was covered in blood. Sakura got up and wiped her tears away. She glared at him and pulled out the kunai and then healed him in a flash.

“You have a lot of nerve sneaking up on me like that.” She snapped storming back to camp. “Ouch I hit a nerve didn't I?”Itachi answered back. “Why are you so annoying all of a sudden?” Sakura demanded, she tapped her foot and waited for a answer. Itachi smirked. ‘Three, two...one...’“Wait...brother in law? Sister in law? Is Sasuke going to ask me to marry him?” she asked. Itachi shrugged. “How should I know what Otouto is going to do, he did not tell me a damn thing about surprising you after the meeting with the Hokage once we are back in Konoha.”  Sakura was about to ask more questions when Sasuke came in to view. He smiled at Sakura and pulled her in to a hug.

“Ready to go?” he asked. Yuki appeared beside him. She looked guilty as well. Sakura tilted her head in confusion. ‘What the hell is going on?’ Sakura peered at the three of them. She wiggled out of Sasuke’s  grasp and examined him. she noticed something different.

“You are not Sasuke.” She said plainly. Sasuke looked at her. “what do you mean I’m not Sasuke?” he demanded and crossed his arms. “Sasuke has a scar right here.” She pointed to Sasuke’s lower stomach, a place Sakura saw only recently. ’CHA!’  Yuki looked pissed. “WHAT! How the hell would you know that! Sasuke Kun is saving himself for someone special, not a tramp like YOU!” she yelled and then pop, she turned in to a girl younger than Yuki.

 She had dark pink hair and pink eyes and glasses. She looked really pissed off from what Sakura said about where the scar was.  Sasuke popped too and turned back in to Jugo.  Itachi was fuming, he turned back and was Suigetsu . “Karin! You dumb ass! Why did you have to go and blow your cover!”Karin crossed her arms. “she was speaking nonsense about my Sasuke Kun.” That caught Sakura’s attention. She swung her arm and punched the ground. “SASUKE KUN IS MINE! BITCH!” the ground was split in two and the dark pink haired woman had a hard time not falling in to whatever was down below.

“Impressive...”she admitted. “But not Hot enough to get my Sasuke Kun.”“OH IT IS ON! BITCH YOU ARE GOING DOWN!’” Sakura ran at full speed at Karin.Suigetsu and Jugo watched from a little ways away. “Shouldn’t we help her?” Jugo asked. “Nah, Karin finally found someone who likes Sasuke as much as she does...let her fight it out.” The shark nin sat back to relax. “20,000 ryo says that Sakura chick will win. She’s hot man.” “Sasuke would not approve of gambling on a woman’s fight.” Jugo pointed out. Suigetsu shrugged. “So what? Sasuke is not our leader anymore.  Besides I am sure Sasuke would put his money on Sakura anyways....he hates how Karin is always all over him. Hell I wouldn’t mind having a chick all over me, but  it doesn’t work that now  does it. Sasuke gets all the fucking women!”

 Jugo rolled his eyes.’he is right though...and it seems as if Sasuke couldn't care less....I wonder..”*miner distraction!*“Hey a squirrel!” Jugo yelled and started chasing it.   “I can’t believe I was fooled...”Sasuke spat as he tried to get the robes free.  Itachi and Yuki were tired up next to him. “Don’t be so hard on yourself Sasuke. Itachi here was fooled by the smell of waffles.” Yuki was glaring at Itachi.

Itachi sighed. “I can’t help it if I love waffles. They are warm and fluffy and full of soft goodness.” He defended. Yuki rolled her eyes. “Baby I love you, but if that is all it takes for a woman to take you from me...”

Itachi did not let her finish her sentence. “Oh hell no, Yuki you are the only one for me...I can live without waffles if I have to.”“Do you have any idea who did this?”Yuki asked the brothers. Sasuke nodded. “I know exactly who did this. I do not know why, but I will find out.” He finally broke those the water robes and stood up.  Itachi broke through and helped Yuki with the robes around her wrists. “Why would someone want to kidnap us?” Yuki asked. “They were my old team mates.”Sasuke mumbled. “Karin has always been obsessed with me; she probably wanted to get Sakura alone to get rid of her. Thinking she could have me to herself.”“That doesn’t explain why she kidnapped Itachi and me.”Yuki said. “Itachi would protect Sakura and, Yuki you are a swordswoman. Karin knows better than to mess with someone like you.”   

 “CHA!” Sakura aimed for Karin’s face and sent her flying in to some trees. She was there in a second and they continued to punch, kick and trip each other.  “Give me back my Sasuke Kun.” Sakura yelled. Karin glared. “he isn’t yours, he’s mine!”“Yeah right! He knows you are obsessed with him. He does not want you. He loves me.”“maybe in your dreams you konoha slut.” “It’s my reality and your dream and you are the slut! Have you seen what you are wearing?” “Have you noticed that they have escaped?” Jugo asked Suigetsu.

 The shark Nin was so in to the women fighting that he had not noticed. He had a one-track mind. “What? Really?” he asked. “Oh crap. We should find them.”Jugo said. “they are not far, we have to keep them from Sakura.”“Do you realize it is Sasuke you are talking about, since when will he stay away from anything that matters to him. He loves this woman and he will fight for her.  This was a bad idea man; Karin should just deal with it.” Jugo said.

 Suigetsu rolled his eyes. “Like that will happen. She will get on whining and whining about it and we’ll never get any damn sleep because she will bitch all the time.”“So we’ll ditch her.”Jugo said. Suigetsu smirked. “I love that plan...”he replied. ‘Kind of sucks though...I do think Karin is hot...’ “I will not let you get away with this. GIVE ME BACK SASUKE KUN!” Sakura yelled.

She had Karin trapped to a tree. There was no way for the older girl to get away. “What are you going to do? Kill me? you don’t have the guts.” Karin snarled. “You are weak. Ninjas know how to kill. It is their life style.”“I am not afraid of your words.”Sakura snapped back. “I will kill you if I must.” Sakura added.

Sasuke, Itachi and Yuki were just in time to see Sakura and Karin really get in to the fight. “Sakura is pretty impressive.”Yuki said, she was staring with wide eyes. “She has the temper of a pissed off lioness.” Itachi mused. “I’d be careful if I was you Sasuke.” He added to his brother. “Sakura wouldn’t start a fight with me.” Sasuke said.

 Yuki rolled her eyes. “I bet she’d win.” Itachi nodded. “Sorry Otouto, I know you are very strong, but this woman has her womanly fury. No man can surpass that.” He pointed out. “Yes and she isn’t the only one.” Yuki pulled out two kunai. “I wanna fight too.” She said suddenly. Both Uchiha shook their head. “No. “They said in union. “ Yuki pouted. ”why not?” she demanded.  “Because you...”Itachi began then he stopped and gulped. Yuki was suddenly very tall, had a huge head and her eyes were fire balls. “I WILL TAKE THAT BITCH DOWN!” she yelled and then flew off with rockets for feet.

“Did that just happen?” Sasuke asked. Itachi nodded. “Yes.” Hearts for eyes. “It did.”

 **In Konoha** 

Ino stood there tapping her foot, she had a man on her couch and her best friend Angelo was laughing at her when she finished her story. “I hate to think what is going to happen when he wakes up.” Angelo snickered as he poked the doctor in the face with a wooden spoon. “He is going to forget.” Ino told him impatiently. “I just need to figure out how to make him forget without any permanent damage. “She explained.

 “Oh and how will you do that? It’s not like you can tell him it was a guy friend showing off his new goods because he got a sex change.”Angelo mused, and then he turned around because Ino stopped the annoying foot taping. “Oh...that is so not going to happen Ino, keep me out of it.” He waved his hands in front of him. Ino smirked. “No, not you dear Angel....we must get someone who knows sexy jutsu and who is a blonde..like me...”Angelo sighed. “Where are you going to get someone stupid enough to agree to that?”He asked. 

***Akatsuki hideout***

Deidara woke up with a start and rubbed his head. “Un...why do I get the feeling I’m being talked about.” He felt Konan stir next to him. “Go back to bed Dei Kun.” she mumbled. “But KoKo Chan...I have the feeling something is going to happen...” Deidara said with a shutter. Konan groaned. “It’s probably Ino Chan plotting you use you in one of her girly experiments...don’t worry about it Dei Kun...I’ll protect you.”Deidara grumbled. “why can’t she use Naruto...he is just as blonde as me...”

 *****In Konoha*****

Naruto stopped chewing his ramen and looked around. “Why do I get the feeling that someone is going to use me for a weird kind of experiment?” “You are imagining things Naruto.” Iruka sensei said. ***Back with Ino *** “From what you told me, Deidara is too far and...Naruto is probably at the ramen shop, shall I fetch him?” Angelo asked.  Ino looked down at the doctor and then at Angelo. “You are such an angel.” She said. “That’s my name.”Angelo mumbled as he left her house. He felt bad for Naruto, he only met the other man a couple of times and they got along, but once he saw what Ino had in store for him, he was not going to be happy.  

 Naruto was eating his 10th bowl of ramen when he felt someone come up behind him. he was about to use a force full kick to send the person flying but at the last second he recognized the person. “Jesus! Angelo! What the hell?” he demanded as he fell off his seat on to his bottom. Angelo smiled and held out his hand to help him up. “I’m sorry Naruto.”he said using his people skills. “I was wondering, well Ino is having a thing at her apartment and she wanted me to invite you.”he explained. Naruto tilted his head. “A thing?” he asked. Angelo nodded. “You know a thing.” Naruto was still confused. “Is that some chick language for a sleep over or something?” he asked. Angelo glared. “If I hadn’t just had my nails done, Naruto I would slap you.” Naruto blinked. “I guess that is a no. Well anyways, I guess I can come and see what Ino wants, as long as she doesn’t put make up on me or dress me up like-“he stopped in mid sentence. Angelo was glaring at him. “Finish that sentence Naruto I dare you.” He hissed. Naruto just shrugged. “Or dress me up like a girl because in my man body I do not think her clothes would suit me.” 

 ***Back to the fighting*** 

After minutes of watching Yuki and Sakura take on his old team, Hawk, seeing how well they worked together, Sasuke was secretly reconsidering his decision to let Sakura fight Danzo with him. He watched and watched, but as soon as sakura was sent flying in to a tree, he stopped altogether. “No way is she fighting with me. I can’t let her.” He told himself. “I think it is time to let our presence become known and we help out.”

“Yes, you’re right.”The Uchiha brothers both jumped down from the tree and ran very fast towards the fight, Suigetsu screamed like a girl, Jugo just felt someone jump on his back and barely moved. He had given piggyback plenty of times.

“Sasuke Kun! Sasuke Kun!” Karin immediately had distracted. Jumped and waved at him in a girly manner. Her goal was to show him the goods.  Sakura caught on to this and chakra punched her FACE. “BAKA! How dare you flaunt your stuff at MY MAN! Can’t you go and get your OWN. STOP BEING SUCH A SLUT!” Sakura did not realize that everyone was staring at her.

Her chest was heaving and she was glaring in Karin’s direction. “ I have dealt with bitches like you since I was six years old. Sure Sasuke Kun and I were not together then I mean we really just got together a few days ago but I did not stop loving him, not one second. So get off your ass and turn around, face me like a damn woman, give me everything you got, do not hold back.  I want to take you down once and for all.” 

“Calm yourself Sakura, think this through.” Sasuke said walking up to her, he wrapped his arms around her. “Do not try and stop me Sasuke..” Sakura said struggling to get free. “I feel like I need to hurt her really badly.” Sasuke shook his head. “She is nothing to me but a past team mate Sakura Chan. I love you, not her, she is actually annoying and isn’t my type to begin with.” His words were like music to her ears but she still wanted to punch Karin’s lights out.

“Karin.” Sasuke spoke to her and for once his voice was not cold. Karin jumped out of the rubble, like daisies pop out of the ground in the spring. “Yes Sasuke Kun.” She said in the annoying voice Sasuke was not fond of. “Stop chasing after me. Stop liking me. You have much to offer another man so please do yourself a favour and stop dreaming of what will never be. “He said, he didn't mean for it to sound harsh.

 “But Sasuke Kun I love-“Karin began.Sasuke shook his head. “You know damn straight you do not love me Karin. I know who you care for, so stop hiding it from yourself and him and tell him already.”Karin was about to open her mouth to argue, but then she saw him standing there, with an expressionless look on his face. 

 His eyes were avoiding hers. Karin took a deep breath and walked over to the man that made her life hell. “Suigetsu...” she began. Everyone stared at her.  Sasuke actually smirked. ‘I KNEW IT!’

“What is it four eyes.” Suigetsu snapped.  Karin glared. “MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY BAKA.”She pushed him with enough force to send him flying a couple of feet. She walked over to Jugo. “Jugo Kun...” she began. “I love you.”Now everyone was gawking.

 “Okay I didn't see that coming.” Sasuke mumbled. “I seriously thought she had a thing for Suigetsu.”Karin turned to face him. “Ew no way, he isn’t my type, he is way too cocky for his own good.” She turned back to Jugo. “It felt good to say that Jugo Kun. I do not know if you feel the same way.  It’ll be a lot of bad luck on my part if you don’t, but that is how I feel for you.”Jugo blinked a couple of times, but nodded slowly. “I thought it was a waste of time caring for you too Kari Chan, but then I realized that the heart knows best. Mine wants to know you.”All the woman around seemed to all of a sudden have googly eyes and let out a course of “awwwwww.”

“So what about me?” Suigetsu demanded. “Am I supposed to watch you go at it like bunnies, while I just-“he was cut off by Itachi hitting him on the head. “Baka! There are woman around.”

“You will find someone Suigetsu, someone as stubborn and as pinheaded and maybe someone who has the same weird yogurt obsession as you.”Karin responded as she snuggled closely to Jugo. “Yeah right I may as well date myself.”Suigetsu mumbled. Karin snickered. “But you use your hand anyways....owww.” she glared at Itachi. “What was that for?” she demanded.  He had knocked her on the head as well, not too hard though. “If you do not act like a lady, that is fine, but there are two others who-““Oh Itachi give it up all ready. We are used to foal language already. Remember my best friend Ino. She is the queen of inappropriate language if I can deal with her then that bitch...I mean Karin shouldn’t be a problem.” 

"now lets go to the leaf village!!"

 Ino smiled at Naruto as he entered her apartment. “Naruto, I need you to do me a huge favour.” She said quickly. Naruto raised a brow.  “why do I get the feeling  this is going to be bad.”

 He cringed when Ino brought him in to her living room. “why is there a guy-“ then he started to shake his head. “Oh no...no no no..Ino I am not going to do anything....whatever it is you are planning...” he turned on his heel but Ino grabbed him before he could leave the room.

“Okay..fine..I will be honest with you....”Ino began and she made Naruto sit with her in the tiny love seat. Her eyes  began to water.”This MAN...”she said pointing to the doctor. “Has one day left to live...”she sobbed in to Naruto’s shoulder.  Naruto stood up and shook his head. “We can save him. “he said heroically. Ino shook her head.

“No....must move on....he only has one wish before he goes...” she explained through sobs. Naruto didn’t understand. “why is he dying?” he asked. Ino looked at him. “He isn’t dying Naruto... he likes someone...but her heart belongs to another...so the only way to help his pain is if he finds passion somewhere else. He has asked me before he leaves the leaf village to give me a taste of freedom.”   Naruto tilted his head to the side, confused by what  she meant. Then his eyes went big. “oh no fucking way am I-“ he started and Ino cut him off again.

 “I didn’t ask you to sleep with him Naruto. Only that you use your sexy jutsu  for 25 seconds and tell him to leave and never return to his apartment again oh and tell him to forget me.”Naruto sighed. “and why do I have to do it.”he demanded.

 “Because you are blonde, Angelo is a gay man and I am in a relationship with Chouji.” She explained. Naruto scowled. “I am with Hinata.” Ino smiled. “Not officially. You didn’t ask her to be your girlfriend.” Naruto was about to say something then shut his mouth. Then he whirled around. “How do you know?” he asked. Ino threw her head back and laughed. “Hinata has been crabby for days that is how I know. She is dying for you to ask her out again. So you kissed her a couple of times, asked her to lunch, but unless you ask her to be yours forever I have no reason to expect you not to do this for me.” 

“What does this have to do with Hinata?”Naruto asked. “Naruto, Hinata is the woman that this man loves, so if you like her like you claim you do, you will do this so he has the strength to leave.”Angelo stared at Ino, and gave her thumbs up because of her weird way of making something up on the spot. Ino smiled back.

“So will you do it?” she asked Naruto. The blonde guy gritted his teeth. “Fine...”  The Uchiha brothers stood at the gate of the hidden leaf. They both shared a look of determination with their lovers and then with a deep breath, they all walked through the gates.

 “Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha, you are wanted in the Hokage’s office right away.” The ninja that guarded the entrance said as soon as he spotted them.  There was no point in arguing, they would have to do it sometime. The brothers nodded and made their way to Tsunade’s office.

 “Whatever happens...know that I love you.”Sasuke whispered to Sakura when they reached the office door. “Sasuke wait-““I have to go Sakura.” he kissed her and then turned the door knob.“Itachi-“Yuki grabbed her boyfriend’s hand. She was scared. Itachi knew it. He kissed her. “ I Love you.”  And then both Uchiha went in to the Hokage’s office.

 “Hokage Sama.” Itachi began.  He started telling the story about how he snuck in to the hidden leaf and how he tricked sakura in to almost trusting him.

 *Meanwhile*

“Yuki where are you going, we are supposed to wait here.”

“I know that Sakura Chan, but I can’t hear a damn word that they are saying, lets cause a disturbance so we can get in.”

“are you fucking crazy? Do you know how much trouble we can get in to?” Sakura hissed and grabbed Yuki’s hand. “stay here. “she warned.  Yuki sighed.

 “sakura.”

“what!!!”

“I have to pee.”

Sakura turned to look at Yuki. “What the hell...ahh fine...” she grabbed Yuki’s hand and led her down the hall to the big Tsunade decorated bathroom. Pink with Kittens. Who the hell knew? 

 Sakura pointed to the stall and leaned on the counter. Yuki waited until sakura wasn’t paying attention then climbed the stall. She pushed her way through the bathroom window and landed outside with a thud. She covered her mouth so she couldn’t scream.

   As soon as Yuki recovered she began walking along the wall and in to the window nearest the bathroom. “what is this stuff?” she asked out loud.She looked around to see bottles marked ‘Sake’ on it.“I’m going to need a lot of this if I want to storm in to that crazy lady’s office.” She took a bottle, opened it up and chugged it. It tasted so strong that Yuki felt her throat burn but she gulped it down. When the bottle was almost done, Yuki stopped. She did not want to die from alcohol poisoning. She peered around and spotted the door.

She opened it and wobbled down the hall, she noticed that this was the same hall that she and Sakura went down to get to the bathroom. Yuki giggled loudly, it was loud enough to attract the attention of Sakura. The pink haired kunochi walked out of the bathroom to see Yuki smiling happily with a fazed look in her eyes. She giggled again and Sakura smelt something strong. “Oh no you didn’t...”she gasped. “Yuki..why the hell do you-?” she began but Yuki only laughed and ran faster than sakura thought she could down the hallway to the Hokage’s office. 

 “What would you like the challenge to be?”Tsunade asked, she blocked Yuki’s punch and was grinning while Itachi tried to restrain her. “I want to kick your ass for putting my boyfriend’s head on a damn silver platter!” Yuki yelled. “Yuki, my head is still attached.”Itachi whispered.

“That isn’t the point. She doesn’t get that you have your reasons for what you did, I am sure if Sasuke has begun to forgive you she can! She should give you both a chance and not just send you to your death.”Tsunade was about to say something professional when she realized what the girl really meant.

  The look on Yuki’s face was a look Tsunade had on long ago, she was in love and she didn’t want her man to die. She didn’t want Sakura to suffer either. “Normally, I would say fighting is to only reason of resolving this. But I doubt we are in any condition to fight, so I would like to challenge you to a twilight show down.” Yuki blinked. “T-t-twilight?” she asked. Tsunade laughed “Oh you don’t know?” she waited for Yuki to respond.

 “I have never heard of such a thing.”Yuki said folding her arms across her chest.  She turned to Sakura. “do you know what that is?” she asked.  Sakura nodded. “Of course I do. How could you not?”Yuki shrugged. “Daddy never let us watch T.V he said it was bad for the brain. Now I am thinking that he knows nothing about teenage girls and what they should learn about.” She turned to Tsunade. “I have no idea what this twilight is...please pick something else.”

 Tsunade shook her head. “No. You have forty eight hours to learn everything you can about Twilight. We shall take the challenge at noon in two days time.” She turned her around. “Or else you’ll have your boyfriend facing a trial.” Yuki was about to argue when sakura bowed. “Thank you Lady Hokage. I will teach Yuki everything I know.” And she grabbed Yuki’s hand.

 “We have to get a move on.”Itachi and Sasuke were on the edge of breaking in to cheery shouts but decided not to because it was not the time and place to do so. “we can go to my apartment.” Sakura said. “I have a extra room for Yuki and Itachi to stay it.”

“Why didn’t I get the room when I lived with you?”Itachi asked.  Sakura rolled her eyes. “Because you were some obsessed freak that I just happened to be stuck with. Now you have a girlfriend. I have no fear of you molesting me in my sleep. We are good.”Itachi shut his mouth on the whole walk home to Sakura’s apartment.

 “Now, I will tell you about twilight.” Sakura said as they all sat down on the couch.“I know a fair share.”Itachi piped up. He did after all look like Edward Cullen for a week or so a few months back. “Is there a movie?”Yuki asked. Sakura nodded. “Yes I have all three...”She replied and a smile slowly appeared on her lips. “A twilight marathon is perfect way to relax after having a long mission.” She ignored Itachi’s look of disgust. “You’ll love it!”

Yuki and sakura began watching the first twilight movie. Sasuke and Itachi had to suffer through it, making comments every once in a while just to make it bearable. Once the first movie was over, Yuki was beaming. “Oh I like very much.” She was nodding furiously.

“I like Edward very much.” She added. Then she turned to Itachi. “But I love you.” And she kissed him. During the second movie, Yuki got more and more in to it. She cried when Edward left Bella, but then she saw Jacob. She was very impressed with how much he changed since the last movie and how great of a friend he was to Bella. As the movie went on, Yuki liked Jacob more and more. She was all for team Jacob. OH! And when Jacob took off his shirt for the first time after Bella fell off the motorcycle, Yuki could have been drooling if Itachi wasn’t next to her, shirtless as well. 

 Yuki especially loved when Jacob was shirtless in the rain! “Who doesn’t love a Jacob in the rain? It could be part of a ritual thing, dance in the rain, bring a Jacob and get uh....the winner gets a uh...a shopping spree!”Yuki told Sakura in a voice lower than a whisper. “That would be cool. I could bring Sasuke Kun....”Sakura replied and then a smile appeared on her face. “Sasuke Kun in the rain....Sasuke Kun...in a white tee shirt in the rain....Sasuke Kun completely-“

“Alright...we get it already...”Itachi had been rudely woken up to Sakura’s explanation on how’d she likes Sasuke Kun  in white and in the rain. “I do not think you do get it.” Sakura’s eyes were hearts. She glanced at the sleeping Sasuke. “You have no idea what this movie does to women who adore Jacob and Edward....some love Jasper and Emmet...and the other dudes that turn in to wolves.” She sighed.

 “It takes the pain of being single away, because...”and she wiped a tear from her eye. “They make it all better. “And she let out a fake sob (obviously trying to trick Itachi)

 “aw come on Sakura, don’t cry...I did not mean...”he turned to Yuki. “You know I didn’t mean...wait..Why are you crying?” he asked horrified that Yuki had started to sob as well.

“Because Edward is going to die.”Yuki stared teary eyed as Bella came to Edward’s rescue and how the volturi made them all promise that Bella would become a vampire.  

It surprised her even more when there was five minutes left in the movie and Jacob was speaking with Bella, trying to convince her once more to be with him, but then Edward  interrupted and as Jacob scowled and stormed off, Edward proposed to Bella.

 “Seriously?” Yuki asked. “That is how it ends?” she wiped tears from her eyes.“I know, but we have the third one right here.”Sakura beamed.“Please, no more tonight, it’s two in the morning. Go to sleep.”Itachi instructed and grabbed Yuki’s arm. “Please baby, I’ll give you a massage. “he whispered huskily. Yuki thought about it for a moment and then nodded. “Alright then.”

 ***Ino’s apartment****

 “Um...Naruto...are you done raiding my fridge?”Ino asked with a yawn. It was two in the morning and she was tired. “Yeah, sorry, but you do owe me after all.”“Yes, I want you to eat all my food because I hate eating.”Ino said sarcastically. “Now go home. I am sure Hinata wants you to see her tomorrow.”Naruto grinned. “alright! See ya!” and he left.

Angelo raised a brow. “now, he sure can eat.” He commented. “Yeah, and I thought Cho Cho bear was bad.”Ino added.

“Well nightly night Angel. “She kissed her cheek. “Say Hi to Kakashi for me.” Angelo stared at her. “You’re making me leave a two in the morning?”he demanded. “You are a man, you can take care of yourself.”Ino whined. “Yeah and my ass is candy to drunk men who are horny at this time. I am sleeping on your couch.”

“Uh taken.”Ino reminded him.“Fine. I’m sleeping with you then.” Angelo said with her arms crossed over his chest.

 “I knew I’d get you in my bed one day.”Ino shot at him. “You’re funny, but I swear to god Ino you better not sleep in the nude.”Ino was already in bed. “No late Angel cake.”

Angelo shivered. “Stupid Naruto, leaving me all alone with this pervert.” He mumbled. “Coming to bed....looovvverrrr?” 

Angelo got in to bed. "Go to sleep Ino." he scowled. "Aw Angel Cake...don't be like that."Ino continued to drive angelo crazy, but not the good kind of crazy like Kakashi would do, the kind of crazy only a best friend would do. “Love you Angel.”Ino said snuggling closer. “Love you too sweetie.”Angelo said.

This was complely normal for them. A straight woman and a gay man sleeping together in the same bed, the woman completely nude and the man fully dressed. They were true besties and that was it.

Yuki and Sakura finished watching the third twilight movie by noon the next day. Yuki was absolutely amazed at how great the movies were. Sakura suggested that she read the books too. That would take too much time so she settled for the facts straight from Sakura, Ino, Ten Ten and Hinata and then read the forth book.

“By the way Sakura, did you happen to seduce Neji yet?” Ino said out of nowhere. Sakura was just about to sit of Sasuke’s lap when he got up.  “What? Why would she seduce Neji?”He demanded. Sakura turned to Sasuke and before Ino could say anything, she jumped in to the story. “Ino bet Kakashi sensei that I can seduce Neji quicker than Angelo can because Neji is straight.” Ino smirked and nodded in agreement. “Well it’s not that I do not believe my Angel can kick your ass forehead, it’s just that you seem to have something that Neji likes, I’m not sure what I mean you’re not very lucky when it comes to the bosoms or ass department.”

“You were the one that said I could do it!”Sakura yelled. “And for your information I have plenty of bosoms and ass...isn’t that right Sasuke.” She smiled at him in a way that if he said something wrong, his manhood would be in even more danger.

“I like Sakura’s body the way it is. To me...she is perfect.”

“And how would you know!?”Ino demanded. Before Sasuke could speak, sakura jumped in. “Because...he can’t get enough of my goddess like body.  This man can go hours without rest. HOURS I TELL YOU!”

“Sakura I-“Sasuke was about to inform her that he could not promise such a...task?

Ino rolled her eyes. She knew it was possible for a man like Sasuke...well a god like Sasuke could keep it up for so long....but his first time...it must have been over in what....five damn seconds? Even gods have that sort of...problem.

Itachi kept from laughing, Yuki looked up from her book, Hinata gasped, Naruto groaned and Ten Ten folded her arms across her chest mumbling something about how her lee was probably better.  Shikamaru yawned and Chouji just stuffed another chip in his mouth and lee said something about being oh so youthful and how it was good for young men to express themselves in sexual activity. Kiba mumbled something too and Akamaru whined.  

Everyone looked at Sasuke. He did not go red in the face, but he seemed to have some sort of eye twitch from being put on the spot like that. “Yeah right forehead.” Ino snorted completely ignoring Sasuke.  “It’s true...and I’ll prove it to you.” And just like that Sakura took off her shirt revealing her bra and her decent sized boobs.

“Wow forehead you really pack them in there don’t you?”Ino said nodding in approval.   Sasuke glared and pulled Sakura to his chest, shielding her from staring eyes. “Okay that is enough staring. Sakura put your shirt back on.”

“Yes, Sakura, do what your man tells you...”Ino taunted. Sakura, who probably had a little bit of sake in her, shook her head at Sasuke.

“I love you more than anything Sasuke, but I have to prove Ino wrong...and let her win the bet. “She grabbed her shirt but it back on and headed for the window. “I will go seduce Neji Hyuuga right now.”

“come on Angel, get in there and seduce Neji.” Angelo turned to see his boyfriend sitting on the windows Ledge. “How much did you see?”He asked. “I arrived her just in time to see Sakura express how Sasuke is in bed, oh and to see her take her shirt off.”

Sakura ignored the man on the window. “Coming pig? You should see me in action.”

“You’re not seriously going to do it?”Sasuke asked. Sakura raised a brow. “If Naruto bet that you couldn’t seduce Lady Hokage, would you Just to prove him you can?”she asked. Sasuke opened his mouth to speak but Sakura knew the answer. “Exactly. Ino and I are rivals just like you and Sasuke. I’m not going to sleep with Neji or kiss him or anything...just win this dumb bet.” And she jumped out of the window.

Neji sat facing the river.  It’s been a while now that his uncle was pressuring him to find a wife...but who could he ask just to give themselves to him. She would have to love him and he would have to love her. He wanted to marry for love, of course he wouldn’t admit that to his uncle. He wanted to find the right woman and not someone who was just there for the status.

“Neji Kun.”

The brunette turned to see the pink haired kunochi that had demanded that he’d kiss her a few weeks ago. He promised himself that he wouldn’t think of her, because he knew of her love for Sasuke and he knew that she was probably there for the sake of proving something.

“Sakura San, it is nice to see you.” Neji replied politely.

“Hot night.”Sakura murmured as she sat next to him. Neji shifted away from her a bit. “Um...yeah.” he answered. “You know...I always thought you were handsome Neji.” Sakura said in a soft velvety voice. Neji looked at her. “Thank you.” He looked away as soon as she caught his eye. “caring too, sensitive when the time is right, you have a strange sense of humour though.”Sakura added. Then she threw her head back and laughed.   

“You know sakura; I am not the type to assume. But this is no way to get my attention in the way you seek.” Neji said, not too harshly. Sakura stared and then nodded. “I am sorry Neji. This was so stupid of me...I shouldn’t have even...I just...” she stood up.

“Let me set you up with someone.” She said suddenly.  Neji blinked. “What? A blind date?”

“I promise it, this is for real no stupid jokes or anything. You deserve a girl who loves you for...you might be hard to seduce but...”then she covered her mouth. “Damn it.”

“Why do women keep on saying that?”Neji demanded of himself rather than Sakura.  “Because you’re oblivious to what we call...hormones.” Sakura explained. “I have hormones.”Neji defended.  Sakura raised a brow. “Oh really? Hows this then?” and she pulled off her shirt. There she was in her bra and short shorts in the middle of the village, someone has probably called the hospital on her by now.

Neji stared at her. “Oh...right...those...”he mumbled. Sakura pulled her shirt back on. “what do you mean THOSE?” she demanded. Neji blushed. “I’m just shy alright...I haven’t...I never really....”then he whispered something.

Sakura gasped and covered her mouth.  “That explains it.” She told herself.

Ino then appeared out of nowhere, along with the rest of the gang. “Aw...Neji is just shy...that is so kawaii.”

“Is this going to take long?”Neji asked for the fourteenth time within the third hour of shopping. “If you keep on asking, we are going shopping for ourselves next and you have to stay to suffer through it.”Ten Ten warned. She was never much of a shopper, but Neji was her friend, and if he was finally going to get a girl then she would be there until they said their I do’s after that, Neji would handle himself.

“Neji, beauty takes time.”Ino explained. “I’m not a woman.”Neji pointed out. “But a beautiful man, and with a butt like yours sweetheart we have to make you available to who all that want a shot.” She added. “I’m not gay.” Neji protested, then he glanced at Angelo. “No offence.” Angelo smirked. “Honey, I have a man at home with twice the booty you have, so I am not losing anything.”

Neji was about to argue back but yet again he was pulled in to a men`s store. This time, it was formal clothes. He had already spent money, what more could they possible want  him to get?  “You need more clothes other than those you train in and you need shoes, and ties for formal events and you need cologne.”Ino explained. Neji sighed. This was going to be a long day.

“Can I help you?” the store clerk asked.  He was a middle aged man, he smelt like old spice. He was handsome for his age but he had a ring on his finger, this was the reason why Ino was not the one doing the talking. She always used her sex appeal to get discounts and favouritism when she was shopping.

“This man is sexy, charming and smart, but he is not in to men, can you please get him something that says ”come here ladies , but please one at a time or I’ll have a heart attack from all the damn hormones welling up inside me.” And some shoes to match oh and a tie.” Sakura explained to the man. Neji glared at her. “My hormones are not welling up.”

“Not now, but they will once you unleash them in to the wild dating pool of sexy single women.”Ten Ten piped up.

“Come help me here, you’re a guy, don’t you think they are over exaggerating?”Neji looked to Angelo for help. He smiled. “Do you really want my opinion?” he asked. Neji nodded.  “I think they are being too soft.” Neji glared. “What?!” Angelo nodded. “My first trip to the mall with Ino was torturous. I didn’t know I was gay at that time.  The more I went and began to pick out my own clothes the more I realized I like men. Now its not the same for all of us. You being a straight man, can pick out your own clothes, some just need help from women or a gay man or they do it themselves and get...well what you’re wearing.”

Neji looked down. “Do I really look that bad?”He asked. “You don’t look bad Neji...you just don’t have any taste in clothes.”Ino said. “We are here to help.” Neji sat silently as they waited for the clerk to come back with the perfect suit.

Moments later the clerk was back with a black suit a white shirt and a red tie and a purple tie.  Neji tried them all. They all suited him very nicely.

At the ninja academy, classes were cancelled, instead the ninjas of the village were setting up a twilight theme in the gym. The fifth Hokage stood beaming at the beautiful scene. “Hurry up The challenge will be starting soon.” She called to one ninja who was slaking off.  The blonde woman was so excited for the twilight challenge that she gave anyone who helped her the day off with pay. Of course there were ninjas that went on missions because a ninjas job is never done. 

Shizune walked in and gasped at what she saw. “Um Tsunade Sama...don’t you think you are going a bit overboard?” she asked the woman with a hint of fright in her voice. Tsunade looked at her assistant. “I haven’t even begun Shizune!” she smirked. “Send in the actors!”

Shizune was about to ask what she went when she gawked at the men who entered the gym. Men, gorgeous men.  Some of them were dressed as the male vamps and some that were dressed as the werewolves.  “T-Tsunade Sama....d-don’t you think those men are a bit under dressed?”she asked trying not to look at the half nude men.  “They are perfect for the roll. The men that are in twilight should not wear shirts. Don’t you remember the movies Shizune?”

“Yes I do...but I do not remember every single male being half dressed.” Shizune pointed out. “Oh for kami sake Shizune! You’re twenty eight years old and you are not getting any younger. You’ve had three failed relationships in the last four years and your mother wants you to join the tea club, how much lamer can your life get, spice it up! Come on!”

Shizune sighed. She will remember next time to keep her problems to herself and never let her Hokage convince her to take two double shots of Sake in a row ever again. “Fine Lady Tsunade. You made your point...but these men are much younger than you...are you sure you’ll be up to taking one....or two home with you later?”she asked like it was a normal question.  Tsunade turned slowly to face her assistant. “I am NOT OLD SHIZUNE! AND I WILL TAKE THREE MEN HOME JUST TO PROVE THAT I AM WOMAN! HEAR ME ROOOOARRRRR!” and the Hokage stomped around like a dinosaur.

“Heh heh...maybe I should have stayed home.”Shizune mumbled.

“How you doing?” came a husky voice behind her.  Shizune looked over her shoulder to see a really hot smexy man with broad shoulders and a six pack. He had jet black hair and the greenest eyes Shizune ever seen. “H-Hi....” was all she could mutter.

“I’m Max.” He said holding out his hand.  With a shaky hand, Shizune extended hers and grasped the man’s. “S-Shizune...” Shizune said but it sounded like a squeak.  ‘Look at you!’ Inner Shizune yelled. ‘You’re acting like a damn school girl. You’re twenty eight years old...show him what a women you are...’  Shizune was still starry eyed. ‘Just imagine what he can do with those hands....How long has it been? One year? Two years? Four years? I can go on forever...’

Shizune snapped out of it immediately. She smiled sweetly. “Want to get out of here....go somewhere we can....talk?” she asked leaning just a bit closer to the sexy man.

“Um...won’t the Hokage be angry?” Max asked. Shizune shook her head. “She has plenty of other men to play with...I mean work with.” Shizune mentally smacked herself.  Max laughed. “Alright. Just let me put on my shirt.”

Shizune grabbed his arm. “NO!”

Max blinked. “No?”

“I mean, it’s such a hot day out....you...you don’t need a shirt.”Shizune explained getting extremely red in the face. Max laughed again. “You’re right. But shouldn’t it be the same for you?” he asked flirtatiously. Shizune gulped. “I’m afraid that it’s against village rules for that. “She laughed too but damn did she want to take off her shirt for some strange reason.  “Too bad...”Max said.  “But I think I’ll put on my shirt. Wouldn’t want to get arrested.” He left her to go get his shirt.

Shizune could finally take a breather. ‘Damn that man is hot...but did you have to come on so strong? I mean seriously...don’t take it off just yet.’

“So I see you met Max.” Tsunade said from behind the day dreaming kunochi. Shizune jumped. “Oh Tsunade sama...I didn’t see you there.” She laughed awkwardly. “is there something you wish for me to do for you?” she asked with a bow. Tsunade made an ‘hmm’ sound and then decided what she really wanted. “I want you to have fun with Max. “and enjoy yourself...but he needs to be back here by four or I’ll know who to blame.” And then the Hokage left to attend other things.

“So it’s alright if we leave?” max asked appearing next to her. Shizune nodded. “Yep. Now let’s get out of here.” And she grabbed his arm and ran at full speed out of the academy.

"Nervous yet?" Ino asked Yuki. The woman glared at the blonde. "What do you think? My lover’s life depends on how I succeed today and what’s worse so does my lover’s brother’s life." Ino made a face. "No need to yet snappy...I was just asking."

"This sucks." Sakura said from her bedroom. "I mean what do you wear to torment that determines the life of your lover?"

"Not helping Sakura."Yuki called. Sakura ignored her. "I mean we could wear something super sexy." She continued. "But then again we wouldn’t want to distract anyone now would we?" she came out of her room in a tight pink dress. "What do you think? Too flashy?" she asked with a wide smile. Ino sighed. "She’s gone crazy...."

"Sakura Chan...Everything will be fine."Ten ten said trying to sound cheery. "I mean like Lady Tsunade would really do that to the last remaining Uchiha." Hinata nodded in agreement. "It could be worse." She added. "Worse than death?" Yuki and Sakura asked together. "Well they could become Tsunade sama’s personal man slaves." Ino nodded in agreement with Hinata. "you should know Sakura how hard that is." Ten Ten said as she thought it over.

"They’ll have to deal with it." Yuki said walking to the mirror to check her hair. "I mean at least they’ll have their heads attached to their bodies."

"Oh yeah they are going to love the idea of being personal man slaves." Sakura said going back to her room to change. "Something tells me Itachi Kun wouldn’t mind the handcuffs." Yuki said.

Everyone went silent.

Yuki panicked. "Because you know....he um....can still use his hands to....do things."Nope that just sounded worse.

"I mean....Itachi Kun....is very skilful in many ways and...And he...um...."Yuki couldn’t think of anything to say without it sounding completely perverted.

"SHUT UP!" she yelled covering her eyes and running around in circles.

"Looks like we know what to buy Yuki Chan for her birthday."Ino whispered to Ten Ten and Hinata.

"Fluffy handcuffs. "They all whispered and then giggled.

"what about this?" Sakura asked as she entered the den.

All eyes widened. "Forehead where did you get that uniform?"Ino asked wanting so much for the outfit to be hers.

Sakura had a gorgeous yellow and white cheerleading uniform on, something that was not too sexy but perfect for a walk in the park and perhapes a butt kicking to someone who needed it. "It belongs to my mother."Sakura replied. "She told me to wear it on a day that I wanted to get my way." she added. "And why do YOU need to get your way? I am the one taking the challenge!"Yuki snapped. Sakura just smiled. "I have a plan to get you out of this." she said and then went back in to her room ignoring the questions that followed her.

"So Itachi Kun...Sasuke Kun...do you think your lives are safe in the hands of Yuki Chan?" A young woman appeared with a microphone and shoved it in their faces. She had a bright smile on her pretty face. Her hair was the reddest color and her eyes were a deep chocolate brown. "who are you?" Itachi asked the reporter. "I am Mimi! Konoha reporter. I am well known for my super cool ways of gathering gossip and would do just about anything to get a story." the woman exclaimed entustasicly while doing one strange dance with her camera man. "And this is Kyle the camera man." Mini pointed to the man with the camera.

"Sorry, we're not interested in sharing our business." Sasuke said with a glare. "Come on Itachi." but Itachi just smiled. "I am honored to answer any questions you may have for me." he said flashing a charming smile at the camera.

"Oh Kami! Girls and the occasional boy....it looks like we caught ourself a new man! This is Mimi with the Kohona news.....everyone Itachi Uchiha!"

Itachi gave another smile. He totally ignored his brother, who glared at him from the shadows. "Hello there ladies...I am Itachi Uchiha...and my story is based on my personal past....one that I will not be willing to share on Tv...BUT....my story now is about my beautiful girlfriend Yuki and the challenge she is facing today....please if you are attending this fasinating event...give your support to my beloved." and suddenly he flashed a even more sexier smile. "Way to sudece the camera Itachi Kun!" Mimi shouted wiping the blood from her nose. "I think that we all will be supporting your beloved...and we pray for your safety and the safety of your hottie brother Sasuke Uchiha!"

"Thank you Mimi Chan." Itachi said. He turned to leave still feeling the glare of his brother. "Now Otouto....I know this may seem like something stupid to you...but the more people we have supporting Yuki the more people we have supporting us and the Hokage can not do a thing to us if the public...or the female population wishes for our lives to be spared."

"Do you realize that now Itachi. not only did you make it look like we are walking SEX SYMBOLS but a whole herd of women will be showing up any minute." Sasuke snapped. He had fan girls as a kid and now he is almost twenty...fan girls would only be worse as they got older and now that they know that he is dating Sakura, they know that he likes women...not that it was any better when they thought he liked men. The comments that were thrown at him were once very disterbing. Girls peeking in to the window as he showered. He had to buy three dogs just to keep them away.

"There is nothing wrong with a couple of admiriers." Itachi dismissed Sasuke's concern with a way of his hand. Sasuke shook his head. "I take it you never had fan girls before." it was more of a fact than a question. Itachi shook his head. "I had fan girls...they just knew to keep their distance and when I needed some company...they were summonded."

"You're sick." Sasuke said flately. "No...I just know how to have fun little brother...if you didnt keep that stick up your butt for so long you would have no problem with women chasing you. Now your focas is one woman and as lovely as Sakura Chan is...you might be thinking differnetly in a few years time."

"Says the man that is crazy about the girl who would beat him up when she was seven." Sasuke snapped. "I let her win." Itachi defended. "Yeah right....that's not what I saw when mom had to banage your knee."

They both went silent after that. Memories playing for both of them.

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"Do you think that Yuki will make it?" Tsunade asked Shizune as they stood in the fabously decorted twilight themed gym. Shizune was still thinking about Max...he was so hot and she loved the way he kissed her and even though it was only once she would do it a thousand times over. "Shizune!"Tsunade yelled at her assistant. "Day dreaming about your hottie isnt going to get your time off to spend time with him. Now TELL ME...do you think Yuki will chicken out?"

Shizune bowed her head. "I think Yuki Chan will do a good job."she replied. She was caught day dreaming...again...it was the third time that evening. she couldnt wait until the next day...her date with max was going to be...

"Hi Shizune."

shizune jumped. 'speaking of Mr hottie' there he was still as gorgeous as she knew him to be. he was smiling at her and his eyes were shining. "H-hi Max."

"So...how are you?"Max asked. Shizune nodded. "I am great thanks. How are you?" she asked. It was better to talk and not stutter like a school girl. "I am great thank you. I am looking forward to our date tomorrow."

"M-me too."Shizune decided that maybe a stutter ever now and then would be cute. "Any thoughts of what you might like to do?" Max asked. Shizune blushed. "Umm..." 'Okay this should be obvious...it should be written all over your damn face....I need a man in my bed NOW!' but she wasn't going to say that. "I'd love to have a dinner and maybe watch a movie or take a nice walk along the beach."

"we can do all three."Max said. Shizune blushed again. "Really?" she asked. "sure...we don't have curfews." he laughed. "I won't keep you out too late though. I am a gentlemen after all." he gave her one last smile and pecked her on the cheek and then walked away. Shizune felt her cheeks burn and suddenly she had a sudden urge to do some shopping.

Screams and yells were heard from all directions in the gym, more people showed up than Tsunade thought would. She smiled to herself. Of course there was nothing wrong with it, her challenger probably had some fans...or Itachi and Sasuke had fans...yeah that was probably it. yuki was not well known to Kohona yet...or at least if she was, it was because of her dumb drunken disicion to taunt and challenge the Hokage herself.

"in this corner....Lady Hokage!" the announcer spoke. There was a whole bunch of appause. "And in this corner...the challenger Yuki, the lover of Itachi Uchiha and probably soon to be sister in law to Sasuke Uchiha!!!!" and the appause totally canceled out what the Hokage got. she didnt care. She had big breasts. she appeared younger than she really was. she was woman! Tsunade knew that was all she had to think about during this entire thing and she would be fine.

Yuki gulped as she climbed in to the ring. she didnt understand why a twilight challenge would have to be in a wrestling ring and why she had to wear this ridiculas outfit.  A school girl uniform with the cast of twilight on her shirt.

"Now...the first challenge is....the woman who answers the most questions correctly gets to give the first hit to her opponent." the announcer explain. "Understand ladies?"

Both women nodded.

"Okay let us BEGIN!"

The gym filled with more screams and cheers and the enthusiastic cheering from Ino and Sakura.

"Ahh!  Sakura Chan do I really have to wear this?"Naruto complained. He was in the same uniform that Sakura had on of course he was in sexy jutsu mode. “It’s alright Naruto Kun...you look so cute.”Hinata said kissing his cheek. “I’m a chick.” Naruto said flatly. “Yes and that is why we need you Naruto Kun.”Sakura said sweetly. “We need a distraction.” She explained. “A riot...something that will pull poor Yuki out of this horrible mess.”

“What is so bad about a twilight challenge anyway? Its only about vampires and love.” Naruto mumbled.  Sakura wanted to smack him. “BAKA! No its not only about Vampires and love...it’s about Vampires, love and werewolves, it has drama and action and most importantly...it’s a story about a girl making the toughest decision of her life.”

“That doesn’t explain why I’m wearing this.”Naruto mumbled.

“I have a plan Naruto and as long as you do what I say...”Sakura explained giving him an evil look. “Your parts will stay attached.”

Hinata had something to say about that one. “But Naruto Kun’s parts are not for you to touch Sakura Chan. “then she realized that she might have said that a little bit louder than she intended.  She turned a deep shade of red. “U-um...I-I m-mean....t-that’s not w-what I-I m-mean to s-say...” she looked absolutely horrified.  Naruto turned to her and kissed her. “Don’t worry Hina Chan....I’m all yours.”

Hinata gasped and then fainted. Same old Hinata.

Yuki braced herself for the first question.

“The first question is....”

“Where did Isabella Marie Swan live before coming to live in the rainy town of forks?”

Yuki raised her hand. “Phoenix, Arizona.” She called out.

The announcer looked at the big screen and in 3...2...1...

“THAT IS COOOOORRRRECT!”

“Second question!”

“How old was Bella when Charlie and Renee got a divorcé?”

Yuki was about to raise her hand but Tsunade was too fast. 

“Bella was three months!”Tsunade answered with a smile.

“THAT IS COOOOORRRRECT!”

“Third question!”

“What is the name of Bella’s Stepfather?”

Yuki raised her hand and shouted. “Phil Dwyer.”

“THAT IS COOOOORRRRECT!”

Yuki flashed a smile at Tsunade and she received a glare in return. ‘Damn..What’s up her butt?’

“Question number four....”

“Who was the first person to greet Bella at her new high school?”

Yuki raised her hand. “His name was Eric.”

“THAT IS COOOOORRRRECT!”

“Now the final question for Round one.....!”

“what class does Bella have with Edward when she first met him?”

Again Yuki raised her hand and shouted “Biology!”

“THAT IS COOOOORRRRECT!”

“We have the winner and the woman who gives the first hit!”

Tsunade rolled her eyes. “Alright little girl, if you’re going to hit me...do it now before I lose my patience.”

Yuki gulped. Sure she had fought before...but the Hokage was a totally different deal...sakura was her student...Shizune is her personal assistant. Could she really hit this woman and make it hurt?

‘”Come on Yuki! SOCK IT TO HER...!” Ino yelled from the stand. “Show her what a woman you are!” Hinata added. “CHA! JUST PUNCH WITH YOUR INNER SELF CHA!” Sakura yelled. “YOU CAN DO IT YUKI!” TenTen added to the cheering.  

Yuki smiled to herself and walked up to Tsunade. She took one last glance at her friends and gave them a thumbs up..’funny...Itachi isn’t here, you think he’d show up...I’m the one trying to save his cute sorry tushie.’

“Tsunade Sama.” Yuki bowed. “Brace yourself...”

And she charged.....

“YUKI CHAN!!!!!” Came the cry of a masked man as he flew in by rope and smashed in to a window and then slid down the wall to the floor and then rolled in to a couple of people, knocking them off their feet creating a disturbance.

Yuki made a ‘epp’ sound as she was just about to punch Tsunade in her face but missed because she too fell flat on her face. 

“Oooooo.”Went the crowd.

“I’m okay!” yelled the masked stranger getting to his feet.

Yuki could say otherwise.  She had hurt her nose.  She got to her feet too and whirled around to yell at the stranger. “Who the hell is that?” Tsunade demanded pointing at the masked man. Yuki shrugged. “How am I supposed to know?”

“I can answer that for you dear lady.” The masked man replied and he jumped in to the ring. “I am Yuki Chan’s beloved fiancé!” and he pulled off his mask.

“Dion!” Yuki gasped. “h-how the hell did you find me? Why are you here....I’m not your fiancé...and who said you could come in here and ruin my perfectly good shot at the Hokage’s face?” Yuki was asked so many questions that Dion had trouble keeping up.

“My dear Yuki....I was told by your brother that you were here....” Dion replied.

“That traitor...”Yuki mumbled.

“I am here to marry you Yuki Chan.” Dion explained and he took Yuki’s hand and knelt on one knee.

The audience gasped.

The girls were outraged...how could Yuki not mention that H O T T I E!

“How could she not mention HIM?” Ino gasped pointing at Dion.

“Maybe because of things like his grand entrance..”Ten Ten suggested.

“It looked fun.”Naruto said happily.

“I knew he reminded me of someone...”Sakura mumbled.

“Aww sakura Chan...why are you being mean?”

“Look Dion..we broke up....I have a boy friend now. His name is Itachi Uchiha and-“

“Then I will challenge him for your hand Yuki!”Dion yelled.

“He’ll kill you!”Yuki yelled.

“I do not mean in a fighting duel Yuki Chan...I mean in a......”he took off his shirt.

Once again there were screams and cheers and sounds of bodies dropping to the floor( girls fainted because of Dion’s hot bod.)

“I doubt Itachi Kun will do anything that has him removing his clothes in public and while that might your area of expertise I still don’t want to be with you. “It was rather harsh but Yuki was yelling the truth.

“I will not give up Yuki Chan...and when this Itachi Uchiha shows his face I will challenge him to-“

“Stop it Dion, you will not change my mind...and put your shirt back on your distracting my fans.” Yuki snapped.

“But I was going to say I challenge him to a juggling contest.” Dion mumbled.

“again not his thing...”Yuki said and she even tried to imagine Itachi on a unicycle juggling...Sasuke Naruto and Angelo...nope...as much as she was dying to fall in to a giggling fit she just couldn’t do it....she didn’t want Dion to think Itachi would back down...but then again it did not matter because...

“I accept!” came the call of none other than Itachi Uchiha and of course he was shirtless. You’d think you know a guy after years of seeing him with a long cloak showing no skin then           SUDDENLY  he has a six pack and perky nipples...DAMN IT.

 The audience gasped for the third time and more bodies fell to the floor, Itachi gained more fan girls and boys and many disturbing comments sent at him from a old school buddy.

“Itachi Kun...what are you doing?” Yuki demanded when her boyfriend landed in to the ring. “I am defending our love Yuki Chan.”

“Don’t I get a say in this?” Yuki demanded and stomped her foot....she did that once with her father and it worked.....When she was five...why not when she is twenty three?

“No..”Both Itachi and Dion said staring at each other with such intensity that they would probably pop at any moment.

“Lady Hokage I am sorry for the disturbance.” Yuki told Tsunade. “And I might get arrested after this....but at least the men in there will not ignore me.” She hated being ignored.

“Itachi Kun...in five seconds I am going to take off my clothes and running around the stadium... if you have any objections tell me now.” Yuki cooed using her cute voice.

“I am kinda busy right now baby...” Itachi said completely oblivious to what his girlfriend just said, he was having a staring contest...oh well

“Fine.” Yuki snapped and she took off her shirt. “If I can’t get your attention this way.” She slipped off  her shirt and stood there showing off her almost uncovered goods to the entire village.

“Um...Yuki san....this is being broadcasted  all over the world. “ the camera man said from the other side of the ring. Yuki gasped. “R-REALLY?”

Yuki turned her fury to her ex boyfriend and maybe soon to be kicked in the face boyfriend. “Hear that Itachi Kun...my goods are being shown all over the world now....”Yuki gritted out.  No answer from the staring men.

“FINE!”Yuki yelled. “Then I’ll just do something totally inappropriate for all of the world to see.”  And like it was slow motion yuki was about to reveal her stuff to the whole world until a blur came racing in and knocked her to the ground.

“Naru Chan here to rescue you.” Naruto said in sexy jutsu mode. And he..er...she lifted up her shirt instead.

“Well I guess there will be a interruption folks...Lady Hokage has been whisked away and Yuki looks like she might just die from embarrassment ....maybe we will return another day to find out the fate of the Uchiha men....”

“Why would I die from embarrassment?” Yuki asked, she had completely forgotten about the flashing to the world.  “You flashed the entire world Yuki dear. “The announcer told her. He was smiling...he seemed to be enjoying this.

“Aww Yuki it’s not so bad.” Ino appeared at Yuki’s side in a flash.  Yuki glared. “How is flashing my chest to the world not so bad?” she demanded. “Well...”Ino began. “Now we know if you get a career as a lingerie model  that these are the number one reason. “she tried to make a grab for Yuki but the freaked out girl dodged out of the way. “I...have no interest in becoming a lingerie model.” She said stubbornly. “What if it’s Mackie Styles?” Ino dared.

“Mackie Styles....one of the largest modeling agencies in the four nations....Zowie Mackie..  she is one of the most gorgeous, brilliant, sweetest and respected women alive...”Yuki began telling anyone who would listen.  “I doubt she would call me just because I flashed my bosoms on TV.”

“Baby...would it really be a good idea?” Itachi interrupted because he saw that his girlfriend began thinking about it.  “Men would be all over you...your schedule would be hectic...we wouldn’t have that much time together...men would be all over you...and-“

“Do I hear Itachi Uchiha getting jealous?” Yuki asked. She smiled at her boyfriend. “You do not have to worry...I doubt anything like that would happen to me and besides...I have you all over me now don’t I? I don’t need other men around me.” She gave him a quick kiss. “And you can’t say doing a lingerie model has not been a fantasy of yours.”

“Why would I-“Itachi started and Yuki laughed. “You mumbled in your sleep dear Itachi Kun.”

“Putting Itachi’s fantasy aside...what do you want Yuki?”Sakura asked.

Yuki stared at her friends and then started laughing. “You guys cannot be serious...me? A model.....showing off my goods to the world....to teenage boys who have nothing better to do than go to the bathroom and.”She paused and then shook her head. “No thank you.” She pointed at her chest. “my goods are going to be kept hidden...a free glance is all they get...and it was not even intentionally. “then she giggled. “Itachi is the only one who gets to see my goods...and that’s only if he is a good boy.”

All eyes were on Itachi. “I haven’t seen much yet!” he pointed out. It was true...they did do stuff...but the lights were out...Yuki told him to use his imagination...men his age don’t use imagination when it came to sex. Yuki stopped in her tracks. “What?”

“Bad move Itachi.” Ino told him.

“Oh yeah...now you’re going to get it.” Sakura informed.

“Shouldn’t have said that.”Ten Ten added.

“I thought you would know better.” Hinata scolded.

Itachi blinked. “What did I say?” he asked.

“You seriously are asking what you said wrong Itachi?” Yuki snapped. “I never expected to hear you say such a hurtful thing....”

“Babe-“

“Don’t babe me...you can’t just smile at me and say babe and expect what you said to just be forgiven.”Yuki snapped.  Itachi shook his head. “But all I said was: I didn’t see much....’ I meant it because the lights were off...no insults were meant. “He wrapped his arms around her. “I love you Yuki and you know I would never insult your perfect body....”he kissed the side of Yuki’s neck.

Yuki froze.  The words registered in to her head and she knew Itachi didn’t mean any harm. They haven’t been together long. Itachi only had to smile at her and she’d be putty. When he spoke her name she was putty. Now that he was kissing her neck in front of all her friends, her future brother in law and the camera man, she just felt plain....X rated. She wouldn’t explain why to anyone who wanted to know because...she was just too embarrassed.

“Okay you two why don’t you get a room.” Sakura interrupted them.

“You are such a spoil sport forehead.” Ino pouted,

“It was just getting good too.” Ten Ten added.

Sakura made a face. “You are a bunch of perverts!”

Sasuke shook his head. “I’m not a pervert.”

Ino snorted. “Yeah right duck butt.”

“Don’t call me that.” Sasuke snapped.

“duck butt.” Ino said.

“stop it.”

“duck butt.”

“shut up.”

“duck butt, duck butt...duck butt.”

“I swear to god Ino...I don’t give a damn that you are a woman...if you’re a woman.”Sasuke glared.

“I’ll prove it to you...but you might get a nose bleed.” Ino yelled.

“Don’t you dare Ino PIG!” Sakura yelled.

“I’m just trying to prove to your duck butt boyfriend that I’m a woman.”Ino pointed out.

“I think you’re going over bored.” Sakura snapped.

“Nah...duck butt might just pass out because of my amount of sexiness.” Ino giggled.

“In your dreams  Ino.” Sasuke argued.

“Nah In yours Duck butt ” Ino countered.

“I’m warning you Ino.” Sasuke said.

“Duck butt.”

“cut it out.”

“D U C K  B U T T.”Ino sounded out the letters.

That was the last straw....

****BOOM CRASH BAM SMASH****

Sakura rolled her eyes as she left her boyfriend and best friend to sort out their differences and bond...if that’s what it was supposed to be called.

****Itachi and Yuki*****

“Your brother sure is sensitive to the ‘duck butt’ insult.” Yuki told Itachi.  Itachi nodded. “Yeah...he hates it...some chick that father wanted him to marry when we were younger used to call him that... it was a childish but it pissed otouto off so he refused to marry her.” Itachi explained. Yuki nodded. “Wow...I wonder if they realize we’re gone.”

Itachi laughed. “who cares...we can finally be alone and worry about tomorrow...in the morning. Right now I want you all to myself.” And he kissed her full on the mouth.

Sakura opened her eyes to the sun shining in her face, she was feeling a bit blah this morning.  Not only did Sasuke come back to her apartment a bit late but he looked more pissed than usual.  It had been a couple of weeks since the whole twilight tournament thing and since Ino royally pissed Sasuke off.  So now that the grumbling Uchiha was snoring soundly next to her, Sakura thought it was best to just get up and prepare breakfast.

After sakura had a quick shower and let her wet hair fall to her waist to air dry. Sakura got to work on trying to make breakfast. She wasn’t the best cook, but she would try her hardest for Sasuke.  

Sakura always worked best when there was music playing, so as she mixed some ingredients for pancakes, she danced.

**What do I do with a boy like you....l-like you. What do I do with you.

I know you know, I’m wrapped around your finger, you’re so you’re so..beautiful and dangerous...

Hot and cold..

Don’t you see the light boy

I could blow your mind boy

Let me be your new toy...**

  Sakura was dancing around the kitchen; she was doing a pretty good job up until Sasuke walked in to the kitchen with a blank expression on his face.  She didn’t bother looking where she was going when she decided to shake her butt in his direction, so as a result she tripped and the bowl of ingredients flew out of her arms and landed all over the kitchen.  All over Sasuke and all over herself. 

“G-good morning Sasuke Kun.” Sakura tried to smile but Sasuke was too busy trying to get pancake mix out of his hair. “I need a shower.” He mumbled as he retreated for the bathroom. “me too.” Sakura piped up. She didn’t give Sasuke a chance to respond she just took off her house coat and got in to the waiting shower. “Coming Sasuke Kun?” she asked sweetly.

“Uh...you go first Sakura.” Sasuke said with a little bit of nervousness leaking out of his voice.

“I don’t think so.” Sakura said and she pulled the fully dressed Uchiha in to the shower with her. “Stop hiding your hormones Sasuke Kun. You can sleep in a bed with me. You can kiss me senseless.  You can even give me a damn strip tease but you are shy to shower with me?”

Sasuke mumbled something as he took off his wet clothes. He didn’t know what was going on in his mind.  Maybe he was beginning to question himself again. Maybe he was just scared of losing Sakura so he didn’t want to show his feelings....he was scared of getting hurt.

“Sasuke Kun...you do realize that you only live once...you have to seize the moment.” Sakura leaned in and kissed him.  It wasn’t the first time he saw her in the nude...but it was the first time they were nude together...and Sasuke was shy...

“And I understand if you’re scared to-“

“I’m not scared.” Sasuke protested.

“If it makes you feel better no one has popped my cherry...I never even let Naruto-“

“Naruto?”Sasuke hissed.

“Sorry...I’m just telling you that I have never been with anyone...in fact you were my first kiss...and you will be my first...at everything....intimately.” Sakura blushed.

‘Wait that isn’t true!’ Inner Sakura yelled. ‘You tried kissing Neji’

“uhh shut up.” Sakura snapped.

“pardon?”Sasuke raised a brow.

“Uh..just shut up and kiss me Sasuke Kun...”Sakura covered up.

“But I didn’t say-“sasuke began but was once again interrupted with sakura kissing him and his inner perverted thoughts. Deep  down.

Ino stood at the cash of her store, kind of bored because of no customers.  She blew the strand of hair out of her eyes and let out a huge sigh.  She was just about to text sakura when Chouji walked in. Ino beamed and ran over to kiss him.

“Ino we have to talk.” He mumbled. Ino blinked. ‘oh no...not again’ her inner mind yelled.

“What is it this time Chouji?”

“My parents...they...set me up with someone...so...”Chouji had a bit of a problem explaining but he was trying to sound tough. “They know we’re together.” Ino pointed out. “Yes but....they think it’s just a thing...they think you’ll break up with me once there is someone else.”

Ino glared at him. She refused to cry. She loved Chouji but something changed about him. He was just different and lately their relationship has been rocky. “So they automatically blame me because I’m beautiful is that it?”She demanded. Chouji looked uncomfortable. “Well..No...Yes...I...Ino you can’t say that things haven’t been a bit different between us.”

Ino’s eyes filled up with tears. “If that’s how you feel Chouji then go date someone else then!” she turned on her heels and ran out the door. No one was there to cover for her, no one was there to comfort her.  She just ran through the village and towards the training field.

“come on Sakura pick up!” Ino dialled Sakura’s number for the third time.

“Hey this is Sakura, I cannot come to the phone right now, please leave me a quick message. Thanks a bunch. Bye.”

Ino growled in to the speaker and yelled. “SAKURA YOU DAMN FOREHEAD ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE!” and she whipped her phone across the training field and in to a tree.

Kiba, Akamaru and Neji were training. They had been going at it all morning and decided to take a break. Neji wanted to keep training but he saw the point to a break every now and then. Ever since his man over  he had been training more, not that he wanted a girl friend, it wouldn’t hurt...his uncle told him that any young lady would be honoured to be his wife but Neji didn’t want that, he wanted someone that didn’t know exactly who he was right away, he didn’t want a woman who only wanted him for his status.

“So...get lucky recently?” Kiba randomly asked.  Neji blinked. “I do not find a reason to answer that.” He replied. Kiba laughed. “So even when you had a makeover and advice from the hottest chicks in the village you still didn’t get any?” Kiba shook his head in disappointment. “That sucks.”

“Oh and I suppose you have gotten lucky?”Neji asked, he didn’t really want to know, but the cockiness that Kiba was throwing must have been coming from somewhere. “All the time man.”

“Look, here are some of my ladies now.” Kiba pointed to a few pretty kunochi that were walking towards them.

“Ladies...how about coming over here and giving me some love eh?”  Kiba asked with a sexy goofy grin.

“Bite me Kiba.” One of the women shouted.

“In your dreams dog boy.” Shouted another

“Not going to happen.” Added two more.

Kiba tilted his head to the side. “What just happened?” he asked with really confused eyes.

“You have just been rejected four times in a row.” Neji replied, trying to hide his smirk.

“That’s never happened before...”Kiba sat back on the ground and thought about it for a moment. “There must be something wrong...”he mumbled. “I can agree with that.”Neji stated. “You didn’t even bother asking their names. You just suggested hopping in to the sac.”

“What do you know Hyuuga?” Kiba mumbled. “You have never even touched a woman.”

Neji stood up. “You’re being ridicules.”

“Nah man, I mean I think that you need my help to get chicks.”Kiba explained. Neji shook his head. “I do not. I can do that fine on my own. I just haven’t tried.”

“Face it, you need my help.” Kiba snapped.

“You need my help being polite and respectful.” Neji snapped back.

“Dude, I respect women. In fact I love them.” Kiba told Neji. “I’ve just been busy.”

“That didn’t look like love to me..that looked like you wanted intercourse.”

“I am twenty years old...of course I just want sex man. Who has time for relationships when you’ve got training and missions to deal with?” Kiba asked.  Neji rolled his eyes. “It seems like Naruto and Sasuke have time.”

“Naruto is a damn cheese ball and Sasuke could have any women he wants with a snap of his finger.  I’m not saying Sakura isn’t a cool chick it’s just....”he trailed off. “I don’t have to explain myself to you Neji. I have reasons okay man.”

They stopped talking for a few minutes. They both had points on their side.  “Let’s get back to training.” Kiba broke the silence and got in to a stance. Neji nodded and did the same.

Akamaru on the other hand took off towards the woods.

“Hey Akamaru come back here! We have to train!”

Ino looked over her shoulder to see a huge white dog nudging her at her. “Oh, hey Akamaru. I can’t play right now okay...” she gave him a pat on his head and smiled sadly.  “Maybe later.” She sniffed and buried her face in her hands and let out a huge muffled sob.

“Woof.” Barked Akamaru and he laid next to Ino. It was he wanted to stay close to her.  Akamaru whined a couple of times to try to catch Ino’s attention but the blonde just wailed harder.  It wasn’t until Akamaru began to bark continuously  that Ino looked up teary eyed.

“Oh, it’s just you two.” She mumbled as Kiba and Neji came in to her view. “I don’t have time for this.” She stood up and brushed by them. They would either judge her or make fun or her or give her the what for, she had female friends for that she didn’t need the player and the noob at it too.

“Ino? Is something wrong?” Neji asked very nicely. “You look as if you are about to cry again.”

Ino glared. “I-I wasn’t crying.” She snapped and sniffed back a sob.

“yeah right. You look as if you have a cold, your voice is cracked and you look like shit. No offence. Where the hell is Chouji when his woman is balling her eyes out?” Kiba looked around for the chubby man.

Ino began to sob again. “THAT son of a bitch is the reason why I’m crying.” She yelled and stomped her feet. “I am trying to be so god damn perfect for him, and then he goes ahead and dumps me. Three fucking years and he dumped me when I’m the middle of working.”

Kiba and Neji tried to think of something to say. “And what’s even worse!?” Ino yelled. “My best friend doesn’t answer her phone...she told me before that she was going to make breakfast for sasuke, take a shower and then come to the shop, but she left me all alone to be dumped.”

“Maybe they’re busy doing something.”Neji suggested kindly. Ino looked at him and let out a sob. “But...Sakura...isn’t sleeping with Sasuke. She’s waiting until they are married. If a man like Sasuke becomes single, within 15.3 seconds women will be lining up to give in to his every sexual desire. “She explained. “So Sakura must keep Sasuke waiting and waiting so that way when she has a ring on her finger and a baby in her belly, there is no way he can leave her.”

Neji stared at the logic and Kiba rolled his eyes. “Sasuke agreed to that?” he asked.  Ino snorted. “he doesn’t know.” She shrugged. “She has him wrapped around her finger. Sasuke won’t admit it, but he is a fool for Sakura and as much as I hate the duck butt...he makes her happy so I approve of their relationship.”

Ino was a real mess, she was crying, blurting out her best friend’s sex secrets and only kami knew what she was going to say or do next. “I need a drink.” Ino said and she started to walk towards the village. It was early afternoon, definitely not a time to drink but she needed one. “Ino, maybe you shouldn’t.” Kiba called to her as he and Neji followed. Ino snorted. “and I suppose you are going to stop me?”She asked. Kiba ran ahead of her. He looked at her with a serious face. “Yes. You shouldn’t drink your problems away. Since when does Ino Yamanaka drink over a man? Since when does she let some dick head get her down eh?” Kiba was being serious. He didn’t know where the words were coming from, perhaps he was using the brain in his head this time.

Ino stared at the dog boy. She never really noticed it before, but Kiba was actually hot, she was so blinded by his dumbass attitude that she never saw his sweet side.  She smiled at him after a moment of eye balling him. “You’re such a sweetheart.” And she kissed him square on the mouth. It didn’t last long. Kiba didn’t get a chance to kiss her back or even register that she was kissing him, but it sure as hell confused him.

“You’re right Kiba. I should get back on that horse and ride on!” Ino giggled. “Never knew it could be this easy to get over someone. It’s like a mental slap in the face.” She took a deep breath. “I going to give Chouji a piece of my mind.” She turned to leave but stopped because she noticed something on Kiba’s face. “I’m sorry.” She said and she wiped off the lipstick that was on the side of his sexy lips. “See you later boys!”

“What just happened?” Neji asked Kiba. The dog boy was still standing completely still. He looked like a statue. One of those things that are easy to lift so fan girls can stash him in their closet...with breathing space of course. “I think...I think...”Kiba mumbled. No, he couldn’t become all stupid, it was just a kiss from some girl he’s known all his life. A woman he thought was beautiful and never imagined out loud being intimate with her.  What was he thinking...could him and Ino? Chouji was still his friend....what should he do?

 “I understand that you are in a trance Kiba, but we have training to do.” Neji’s voice interrupted Kiba’s perverted thoughts.  “You know Hyuuga, you are a real pain in the ass sometimes.”

“Are you saying that women are more important that your duty as a shinobi?” Neji asked with one eye brow raised. He knew what Kiba would answer. He just liked to mess with him. Kiba laughed. “Okay let’s see...never get laid again....or a little behind on training....man Hyuuga even the Uchiha would answer this is three seconds. Uzumaki would even choose getting laid... I mean come on he has Hina-“

“Watch what you say about my cousin, Inuzuka...or there will be hell to pay.”Neji snapped.

Kiba just rolled his eyes. “Whatever. Let’s train.”

Yuki sat on the couch and was deep in to reading a book.  It had been two hours and she was almost done. She loved reading...loved it...it was...awesome.  She was just about to go on the last chapter when Itachi came in to the room. “Yuki, Sakura wants you to go over.”

“Why can’t she come here, I’m reading.” Yuki asked not even looking up.

“She says she needs you there.” Itachi replied.

“But-“

“It’s about Sasuke.” Itachi added.

“Yeah so what? She find another stick up his ass?” Yuki asked still way too in the book to care.

Itachi cleared his throat. “Sasuke, sakura and a shower. Together.” He replied.

Yuki gasped and looked up. She had dropped her book on the ground. “Seriously?” she demanded. Itachi nodded, amused. “Before us?” she pointed out. Itachi had to nod again. He didn’t like that fact.

“Why does she need me?” Yuki asked. Itachi shrugged. “Something about a warning concerning the manhood of the Uchi-“

Yuki was out the door.  “SAKURA! I’M COMING SWEETIE!” she hollered as she raced down the hallway to sakura’s apartment.  Yuki  tapped on Sakura’s door and not even two minutes later Sasuke opened the door. Still in his damn towel.

“Damn you,you stupid head.” She poked him with her manicured finger. “How dare you deflower my innocent Sakura before Itachi deflowers me.”

“you could have called me anything, but you choose stupid head, what has my brother gotten in to?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know.”Yuki snapped.

Sasuke shot a famous Uchiha glare her way and Yuki went straight for Sakura’s room. “Sweetie. How you holding up?”

Sakura looked tired and....satisfied? She smiled at Yuki and giggled. “I have one thing to say.”Sakura replied. Yuki leaned in closer. Sakura was going to whisper it.

Yuki’s eyes widened when sakura pulled away, she stood up and stared for a moment before turning on her heel and walking in to the living room and pointed at Sasuke.

“You. Have. Created. A. Monster.” She told him.

Sasuke smirked. “Yeah whatever. I’m the younger brother too.”

Yuki shouted something in Spanish, she learnt it on TV. Then she walked back to her apartment.

“So?” Itachi asked. Yuki threw her hands up in the air. “He’s created a monster.” She told him.

“I demand you start creating.” And she pointed to his pants.

“Ha...ha...that’s my brother.” Itachi laughed.

“Oh shut up.” Yuki snapped pulling him in for a kiss.

She was perfectly fine with reading but NOOO now she had to be deflowered, not that she didn’t want to and it was a stupid idea to do it just because Sakura and Sasuke did it, but she really didn’t want to wait anymore. Besides who was she to resist the sexy Itachi Uchiha?

Hinata and Naruto walked hand in hand along the water in the leaf village. Hinata was the color of a tomato; Naruto figured he should say something. “Hinata, will you officially, officially be my girlfriend?”He smiled at her. Hinata suddenly couldn’t breathe. All the air was being polluted by Naruto sexiness . “ H-hai N-Naruto..Kun....”she mumbled before passing out. Naruto grinned. He now had a girlfriend...a passed out girlfriend, but a female to call his own, no one will Sasuke stand in his way and be a better boyfriend than him, no Naruto was going to treat Hinata like a princess. “As soon as I get her to my apartment.” He said lifting the hark haired beauty over his shoulder.

Ten Ten just so happened to walk by when Naruto went speeding on the roof tops carrying what seemed to be a passed out Hinata. “Uh...let him go? Or kick his ass?....Let Hinata figure it out for herself? Or tell Neji...or just walk away...”she didn’t have much time to decide she was already late for her date with Rock Lee. He would get worried if she was even later....

“Sorry Hinata....I just hope when you wake up you don’t freak out....”Ten Ten shook her head and prayed to Kami for her friend’s sanity and then walked in to the Dango shop where her boyfriend waited for her.

Hinata opened her eyes and saw that Naruto was smiling down at her. She blinked three times before she realized that she was in his house. “N-Naruto Kun..w-what are we d-doing in your h-house...a-a-alone...?” Naruto just laughed. “You passed out when I asked you to be my girlfriend so I brought you here. I hope you don’t mind Hinata Chan...I made you some tea...”Hinata took the tea cup and smiled. “Arigato Naruto Kun...” she looked around the apartment. It was cleaner than the last time she was there, Naruto was getting himself on track for her and she was glad.

“So um...Hinata...I’m going to take a shower...can you wait here for me?”Naruto broke the silence and Hinata looked over at him. “S-shower?”she asked. “Yes..Hinata Chan...do you mind?”Naruto asked. Hinata took a deep breath and then shook her head. Naruto smiled again and then without a warning took off his shirt and threw it on the floor. “Be right back Hinata.”

Hinata sat perfectly still on Naruto’s bed, glancing around every once in a while. ‘Naruto Kun is naked in the other room....he is showering....naked....oh kami...what have I got myself in to?’

“hey Hinata? UI forgot my towel, do you think you can hand it to me?”

‘Naruto doesn’t have a towel to cover himself! He wants me to hand him a towel...he wants me to see him naked...oh kami....oh kami....what if he wants to...oh kami....nooooooooooo’

“Hinata?”

“Coming Naruto Kun.”Hinata replied back. She was going to be a good girlfriend. She was going to show Naruto that she could please him. It didn’t have to be in a sexual way.

Hinata grabbed the clean towel that was hanging on the door hook and slowly walked to the bathroom. She knocked once. Then she knocked again.

“You don’t have to be shy Hinata Chan...I am your boyfriend now. “Came Naruto’s voice from the other side of the door. Hinata took a deep breath and then she opened the door and shut her eyes and walked blindly in to the bathroom. She thrust the towel out. “Here’s your towel Naruto Kun.”

Naruto grinned at the shy Hinata covering her eyes with one hand and handing the towel to him with the other. He took the towel and wrapped it around his waist and then he pulled Hinata in to him and hugged her tightly. “I don’t know what I’d do without you Hinata Chan.” He whispered in her ear.

Hinata froze, she seem to be like a lifeless doll in Naruto’s naked wet arms.  She went over what he said in her mind thirty times already, she tried to breathe, she tried to wake up from the dream she insisted to herself that she was having, but it wouldn’t work.

“Hinata Chan, you don’t have to be shy with me anymore. I promise that I will take care of you and I will care for you, for as long as you wish me to be yours. “Naruto whispered in to the Hyuuga Heiress’s ear. Now Hinata was on fire. She was never one for acting on her raging hormones but Naruto was making her all hot.  

“Naruto Kun...”Hinata whispered in a voice that she didn’t recognize as her own. “Yes Hinata Chan?” Naruto answered, his breath was hot on her neck. It was the most intimate pose either of them had ever been in. Hinata lifted her chin so that she stared in to the eyes she fell in love with and leaned in. she hoped that whatever happened next, Naruto wouldn’t think she was a total freak.   Hinata finally closed the distance between her and her prince....charming.  It was sweet and a bit slow but it was very tender and perfect. Hinata knew her first real, real kiss would be just like this.

“Hinata Chan...”Naruto said in shock when she pulled away.  Hinata just smiled sweetly at him. “See you later Naruto Kun...” she said and poofed away.

Naruto blinked furiously.  So his girlfriend had just kissed him for the first time, it was a Hinata kiss. Something very sweet and he could still taste her lip-gloss. He thought about it more and more and he grinned widely. “Hinata Chan sure knows how to kiss.”

Ten Ten was just finishing lunch with her darling boyfriend when Hinata poofed outside the restaurant. She seemed to be hyperventilating. “I’ll be right back Lee..I think Hinata Chan might be having a heart attack.” She got up before her man could say anything and ran out of the restaurant.

“Hinata Chan are you alright?”

Hinata looked up at her mouse haired friend. “Kissed Naruto...when he was naked...oh my god...I thought I was going to die.....c-can’t breathe...”

Ten Ten stared at her friend. “He was naked? Why the hell was he naked? Did he do anything to do? THAT STUPID HENTAI!” Ten Ten reached for her sharpest weapon. Hinata shook her head. “No, no, Ten Ten. He was taking a shower...he asked me to bring me a towel.. I didn’t see a thing...and then...and then...he held me tightly and whispered sweet things...and then I kissed him and poofed away.”

“Oh...I see...so the baka...just happen to have you near him when he was naked.” Ten Ten said because there was fire in her eyes she didn’t seem to understand the whole story.  Hinata sighed. “No Ten Ten. He wasn’t doing a thing to me at all.”

“So you’re alight...there isn’t a reason for me to call Neji...”Ten Ten asked.  Hinata waved her arms up and down. “NO! Don’t tell Neji Kun....I do not think he will be very happy....it’s bad enough he disapproves of me liking Naruto Kun....if he is told that Naruto Kun has kissed me, he’ll freak.” Ten ten giggled. “Imagine how he’ll act if he hears that Naruto was in fact in the nude when the kiss happened.” Hinata’s eyes widened. “No...He cannot find out.”

“I can’t find out what?”Neji appeared at Hinata’s side. “Did Uzumaki do something to you Hinata?” the Hyuuga genius asked his cousin. Hinata shook her head. “oh no Neji Kun. Naruto has been nothing but sweet to me. He is a very kind boyfriend and I care for him very much and-“

“Boyfriend?”Neji repeated. “Does your father know?” he asked. Hinata shook her head. “I haven’t told daddy yet. He should be happy. Naruto is the village hero.”

“Hinata just kissed Naruto. It’s no biggie Neji.” Ten Ten piped up. Neji turned to her. “She what?” he demanded and then he looked at Hinata. “You what?” he repeated. Hinata laughed. “It is fine Neji Kun...it was the most perfect, wonderful amazing feeling I have ever had.” She was all dreamy eyed.  Ten ten sighed. “You should try it sometime Neji. You wouldn’t be so uptight all the time.”

“I’m not uptight.”Neji defended. “Then go kiss someone right now.” Ten Ten urged. Neji shook his pretty head. “Go up to some woman and kiss her. That is the most outrageous thing I have ever heard of in my life.” He folded his arms over his chest. Ten Ten laughed. “Well if you prefer men then-“

“I am not GAY!” Neji practically yelled. Ten Ten held up her hands in defence. “Okay, okay, could of fooled me....”she mumbled.

“What was that?”Neji demanded. Ten Ten giggled. “Nothing your highness.”

Hinata had just enough time to sneak away. Boy did she almost spill the beans. Neji would lay a egg if he knew Naruto had been naked....and somehow  the thought didn’t seem to surprise Hinata at all.