Summary: Probably the latter.
Naruto characters being stupid idiots.
Doing this cause I'm bored so you don't have to like it.
Categories: General Fiction Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai, Sarutobi Hiruzen (Sandaime Hokage), Asuma Sarutobi, Sasori, Temari, Tenten, Tobi, Tsunade, Itachi Uchiha, Obito Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Iruka Umino, Naruto Uzumaki, Kabuto Yakushi, Ino Yamanaka, Minato Namikaze (Yondaime Hokage), Kurenai Yuuhi
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 288 Read: 2654
Published: 04/01/08 Updated: 04/01/08
Naruto walks by Sasuke.
Naruto: Hi.
Sasuke: YOU EYEING ME BOY?!!!!
Naruto: NO!
Sasuke: Shut up!
Sasuke gets out a pair of chopsticks and begins to attack Naruto savagely with them. Then he tries to give him wedgie, except.....
Naruto; NO WEDGIES TODAY I GO COMMANDO!
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Sasuke: I hate everyone.
Kakashi: Sasuke, Itatchi killed your whole family, taunted and tortured you into a state of mental instability, and he left you alive to face the guilt of it all. The only problem is, that was like fourteen years ago. GET OVER IT!!
Sasuke: YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ME!
Sasuke runs to his room.
Kakashi: That's right, go listen to your dang ol' Linkin Park and My Chemical Romance! And while your in the kitchen looking for a knife to cut yourself, grab me another beer.
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Shikamaru: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shikamaru tries to break a bored with his hand and ends up breaking his fist in stead. Shikamaru begans to hop around and cry.
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Naruto is running through a field of flowers and the sun is shining brightly. He has a smile on his face and a Mario style mustache. Kyuubi is sitting on his shoulder in chibi form. Naruto is also dressed up in his Hokage uniform.
Naruto: DATTEBYO! Wait a minute- I MEAN BELIEVE IT! SUCKA!
Then Kakashi sets the whole thing, including Naruto, on fire.
Naruto wakes up.
Naruto: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: Naruto shut up! I'm trying to get some sleep! We have a big mission tommorow!
Naruto: Oh thank goodness it was only a nightmare.
Kakashi stands over Naruto with a torch and sword.
Kakashi: I DON'T THINK SO. BWAHAHAHAH!
Naruto: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!
Kakashi and Naruto: We'll be good.