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STUPID IDIOTS ARE HILLARIOUS OR I AM BORED AND HYPED UP ON DR, PEPPR by WarlordJEREK

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Story notes: Blalh./
Chapter notes: I AM THE CHEESE.
Naruto walks by Sasuke.

Naruto: Hi.

Sasuke: YOU EYEING ME BOY?!!!!

Naruto: NO!

Sasuke: Shut up!

Sasuke gets out a pair of chopsticks and begins to attack Naruto savagely with them. Then he tries to give him wedgie, except.....

Naruto; NO WEDGIES TODAY I GO COMMANDO!
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Sasuke: I hate everyone.

Kakashi: Sasuke, Itatchi killed your whole family, taunted and tortured you into a state of mental instability, and he left you alive to face the guilt of it all. The only problem is, that was like fourteen years ago. GET OVER IT!!

Sasuke: YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ME!

Sasuke runs to his room.

Kakashi: That's right, go listen to your dang ol' Linkin Park and My Chemical Romance! And while your in the kitchen looking for a knife to cut yourself, grab me another beer.
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Shikamaru: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shikamaru tries to break a bored with his hand and ends up breaking his fist in stead. Shikamaru begans to hop around and cry.

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Naruto is running through a field of flowers and the sun is shining brightly. He has a smile on his face and a Mario style mustache. Kyuubi is sitting on his shoulder in chibi form. Naruto is also dressed up in his Hokage uniform.

Naruto: DATTEBYO! Wait a minute- I MEAN BELIEVE IT! SUCKA!

Then Kakashi sets the whole thing, including Naruto, on fire.

Naruto wakes up.

Naruto: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: Naruto shut up! I'm trying to get some sleep! We have a big mission tommorow!

Naruto: Oh thank goodness it was only a nightmare.

Kakashi stands over Naruto with a torch and sword.

Kakashi: I DON'T THINK SO. BWAHAHAHAH!

Naruto: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!

Kakashi and Naruto: We'll be good.
Chapter end notes: Yum
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