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Penname: DropDeadThenDance [Contact]
Real name: Lindsey
Membership status: Member
Member since: 04/10/08
Website:
Beta-reader: Yes
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My god, I've been away from this site for nearly seven months!!! God, that's really terrible...

Anyway, I'm not back officially or anything because of my current situation at home and my issues with fiances, but maybe someday soon I'll return to the people who use to read my stories... Unfortunately, I'm assuming a lot of them aren't going to give me the time of day after all the crap they've had to put up with from me...

On that note, I'd like to apologize to anyone and everyone who reads my stories, older or newer readers. You guys have always been really good to me, and I'm sorry I dropped off the face of the earth...




ALRIGHT, onto the BASIC information!

Height: 5’7”
Weight: 180
D.O.B: 1-22-94
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel

Education: High school Graduate with an HSED and a High School Diploma

Employment: Starving Artist

Marital Status: Married to myself XD

Favorite:

Animal: Skunk
Fish: Octopus
Color: Orange
Manga: Full Metal Alchemist
Anime: Naruto
Movie: The Cat Returns
Book: The Sackett Brand - Louis L'Amour
Band: Hollywood Undead
Song: Breath of Life (Florence and the Machine)


FINISHED STORIES

Fire Escape was the most successful story I have ever written on the internet. I am really sad to see it go, but it was well worth the effort and I really loved writing it and hearing what people thought of the character all the way to the end!!

WORKING STORIES

After The Ashes: is the second installment of Fire Escape which is about Ross, her daughter, and Zabuza's return to Konoha. Hopefully the story will be as good as the first!!

Bite Back the Curse: is a story about a young, arrogant woman who is cursed to live out her life as a dog. Trapped in an animal form, Makita must learn to not only live as a dog, but how to save the people who need her help.

REMOVED STORIES

The Fall: was a real world crossover of the new show, The Legend of Korra. The story revolves around an OC based on me as I try to work my way into the fabric of a newborn world with only the knowledge from the first five episodes and the previous generation of Avatar to help me. [I removed this story because, really, it had a very cheesy story line and was created simply because I was obsessive about the show when it first came out.]


My Twisted Heart, Tear Me Apart: was the first story I ever posted on this website. It revolved around a girl named Jinni, a very superficial character, who goes to the Naruto world to find the family she never had. [I removed this story partly because I knew I would never finish it, but also because I felt like the story was just getting longer, but never actually progressing.]


Stereotype: was a story about a young girl named Spurlee who feels that she is the silent rebel against everything that stereotypes her. She is transported to the Naruto world through the forces of Seishou, a strange octopus like creature, and quickly becomes a radically minded sociopath. The story revolved around her ideals and her odd need to turn into something completely different from her original self.[I removed this story because, even though I really loved Spurlee's character and her design, I felt like I couldn't really do justice to her character or the characters she created. She has a lot of personality that I wanted to tap into, but I don't feel like I have the skill set to handle her right now...]




COMING SOON TO A COMPUTER NEAR YOU!!!


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Challenges by DropDeadThenDance [0]
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Reviews by DropDeadThenDance


Title: Narutard. Are you one? by Demonflare13
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Are you or your friend a narutard. Here are 10 qualities of some.
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: All
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Challenge: You Know You're A Narutard When...,
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 3478 | Read count: 6173 [Report This]
Published: 25/06/08 | Updated: 13/09/08


Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 06/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Narutards

I am totally a Narutard but I'm not nearly as bad as some of you people XD I've only ever cos-played once and it was of Deidara and then my Mom walked in and said "What the heck are you doing?" I kind of looked back at then to the mirror before I replied, "I'm trying to get my hair like Deidara's but I can't get my bangs to stand up unnaturally." she laughed, I laughed. It was all good.
Oh and I've draw stitches on my skin before!



Title: Lies .xo.! by AikoMatsuo
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: a poem
Category: General Fiction > Poems
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 237 | Read count: 2294 [Report This]
Published: 17/07/08 | Updated: 25/07/08


Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 10/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Poem

Wow!! That is amazeing! Keep it up, kay?



Title: Truthspeaker by fUnKyToEs
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 206]
Summary: The story of a girl who falls into the world of Naruto and realizes that knowledge isn't always the safest thing to have.
Category: OC-centric
Characters: All, OC, Pair OCSasu
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 68 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 365426 | Read count: 138869 [Report This]
Published: 01/08/08 | Updated: 20/07/10


Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 08/10/08 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25

Curse you!! Now I'm addicted!! I hope your happy!... Now that just sounds stupid of me, of course you are! Its your story after all!

I really like Ryuichi. He's cool! And he is very much like the older brother who's kind of weird but you love him anyway!

Also, is Grace like related to the Kyuubi or something? Or maybe the Kyuubi's like... TWIN BROTHER OR SOMETHING?!! I did one of those once... His name was Genkin... Sanity Aside; I really hope you do update again soon because this stuff is really funny!!

P.S.: Sorry about random moment there!



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 01/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"A Token of Love is a young girl's heart but shattered and broken it will become." - Me

I thought of that reading this last part. I think in a way it only makes sense that Grace's life would become extremely complex because she's from this world so she knows so much more then most people, even our favorite freak-snake Orochimaru.

Really awesome, kind of sad but still great. Not sure whether to laugh or cry in this last chapter. Keep up the great work!



Title: Songbirds by KKEYA2008
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Gokocho Nichira-san, also known as Tokyo's Songbird, isn't at all too happy(actually she's quite pissed) about having to record an album with Uchiha Sasuke. Will the handsome raven able to use his great looks, dark personality, and illustrious voice to woo this equally talented musical artist?
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Real World, OC-centric, Het Romance > Warned
Characters: All
Genres: Dark
Warnings: Sexual Themes
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 5925 | Read count: 1715 [Report This]
Published: 27/08/08 | Updated: 27/02/09


Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 27/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Revelation/ Teenagers

Heh, I'd hate to have Kakashi's job!

Hope you keep writing this! Also, WhyWasteBrainPower. You are atill a pervert! Always will be you Jiraiya-fangirl!

One more thing... TEXT MESSAGING IS BAD FOR YOU!!! Okay not really but as much as Sasuke does it I'm sure it is XD

Author's Response: Lawl! Texting is bad but i do it A LOT!!!\r\nThanks for the review ^^



Title: Down the Sodden Hill by winterstrife
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 73]
Summary: One minute Ashley Sutter was tumbling off her bike on her way home, and the next she was waking up lost and cold in the middle of the miserable but aptly named Land of Rain. Forget about fan-girling, Ashley just hopes she survives.

down the sodden hill


Category: OC-centric
Characters: Akatsuki, OC, Tsunade
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 40094 | Read count: 35616 [Report This]
Published: 27/08/08 | Updated: 14/02/10


Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 17/02/10 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 14 - Down the Sodden Hill

I have finally read through this hole thing and it was AWESOME!! AMAZING!!

I look forward to rad your other stories that I know you'll turn out!

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad you liked it. I\'m pretty happy with how it turned out, too. I had fun writing it, and I\'m glad you had fun reading it. :) Thanks for reviewing!



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 06/01/10 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 11 - A Chickadee's Welcome

YES!!!
Poor Ashley... She just can't seem to relax XD
Oh man, I would hate to be in her posistion all the time. I would lose my mind! Not that I had one to begin with but whatever!

This story is so great, I saw it had updated and I screamed, I'm not even kidding, and then clicked on it. I read it and it was GOOD!!

Oh man, have a good one okay?
Keep up the great work!


Bye~!!

Author's Response: I seem to be obsessed with making sure Ashley doesn\'t get too comfortable... And now even the \"Good guys\" are giving her a hard time. :) I suspect that I may have traumatized her, though; she\'ll probably never trust another shinobi again the way things have been going. Anyway, I\'m glad you liked the chapter! Thanks for reviewing.



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 14/02/09 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 6 - Freedom

YAY!! Update!! So cool!

Poor Ashley... I really hope to see the next chapter of this soon!

Great work as always!!

Author's Response: Thank you. ^_^ I\'m glad you liked the chapter. (And I\'ll try hard to get the next chapter out faster!)



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 05/10/09 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 10 - A Girl and a Toad

That was fantastic!! Really worth waiting for, I tell you!
I like Pipa! I want one!!! No... Wait... Never mind me. Anyway, it was really great, I loved it and I look forward to more!

Author's Response: Heh, it\'s the little things I don\'t expect, like Pipa, that make writing so much fun. I\'m glad you liked ch 10, even after the long wait. ;)



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 07/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Pardon me but... HOLY SHIT!! This is good stuff! Scared me a bit there in the beginning I must say. I mean really!

I'll favorite this!

Author's Response: Ah, thank you very much. Yeah, the prologue\'s a little intense... I really like writing a creepy Tobi. ^^



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 19/04/09 Title: Down the Sodden Hill

That... Was... AWESOME!!!!
Depressing but awesome! In it's own way it's sort of a wake up call and I must say I am impressed by your writing skills!

I look forward to the next chapter, even if I must wait until May.
See ya then!!



Title: New Village, New World by Hailo95100
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 5]
Summary: The Akatsuki members are suddenly transorted to a new village....Sooga Village! They ar shorter...more animated then normal, and have crazy adventures.

Leader is ALWAYS being chased by Konan...and the people at the Sooge Noddle Restraunt are three you would never had immaganed....

PuccaxAkatsuki Crossover
Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Crossovers, MadFic > Other
Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 1603 | Read count: 4183 [Report This]
Published: 17/09/08 | Updated: 11/11/08


Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 07/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: What the hell!?

"Somethings gotta be wrong. Hidan has a shirt on."

Ha ha ha!! That's funny shit! I wish I thought of that XD And Konan is like Pucca and Pein is like Garu. Very weird... And Tobe and Tobi!!! I can't feel my ribs!! laughing to hard!!!!

Please continue this soon!!!!



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed
Date: 03/03/09 Title: Chapter 3: CHapter 3

Yay! I love this story!! I hope you continue it soon!



Title: The joys of having younger siblings by Demonflare13
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 11]
Summary: What would happen if the atakasuki(other then tobi and Itachi for reasons) all found out that they have younger siblings??????Who knows!
Category: MadFic > Other
Characters: Akatsuki
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 | Completed: No | Word count: 7190 | Read count: 11229 [Report This]
Published: 23/09/08 | Updated: 14/12/09


Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 06/10/08 Title: Chapter 2: scary movie night

Oh my Jashin-sama... I laughed really hard and then... My cousin yelled at me, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!! It Can't be that funny!" but then he read and started laughing to exepmt he threw up... XD

Would you mind if I gave this a try sometime or would you be thinking of me as a copy-cat?

Author's Response: go right ahead. Nothin\' stoppin\' yeah^^



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 05/03/09 Title: Chapter 6: two d's are pissed off

Cool! I really love this story! Its awesome!!



Title: Another Survivor: Uchiha Love Blossoms by Crimson Lily
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 283]
Summary: Eight year old Katsumi Uchiha ran through the blood stained streets of the Uchiha compound, looking for him. He was important, he was her best friend. If she didn’t find him, life wouldn’t be worth living anymore. She had to find him before the Uchiha Clan killer did. Where are you? She thought frantically, trying to hold back the tears she knew were coming. Where are you, Sasuke?
Category: OC-centric, General Fiction > Naruto, Het Romance > Fluff
Characters: All, Pair OCSasu
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: AU
Challenges: SASUKExOC,
Challenge: SASUKExOC,
Series: None
Chapters: 51 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 134305 | Read count: 114421 [Report This]
Published: 05/10/08 | Updated: 14/09/11


Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 08/04/09 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28: Path of the Avenger

AWESOME!!! I think I say that, what? Every chapter? Or at least nearly? Anyway, as I said before, this chapter was AWESOME! It had all the right stuff thrown in there to make it a perfect balance for me to enjoy! Fear the Drama, right?

Anyway, again, great chapter and I can NOT wait for the next one!!

Author's Response: :D haha ya i think you do say that every chapter, but dont stop!! It helps me so much knowing that some people are jumping with joy every time I update! Oh yes, the drama is the worst, so watch out! thanks, and I\'ll see u next chapter!



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 12/02/09 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20: Say What?

Its been a while since I last read this but lucky me there were a ton of chapters for me to catch up on!! THIS STORY IS SO AWESOME!!!

I love the last line in this chapter

We’re screwed, but heck; at least I get to enjoy watching Naruto completely and totally make a fool of himself.

So funny!! I'm laughing still man!! Keep up the good work so I may continue to laugh till my stomach hurts!!

Author's Response: haha thanks so much! its been taking me a while to update, but its finally the weekend, and i hope to finish the next chapter soon. \r\nya im still trying to make it funny as well as a good story, so forgive me if my attempts at humor arent as funny as the one u so nicely quoted. (i really like that line 2!!! haha lol!) but ill keep trying, so bear with me!!!!\r\n:P hope to see u soon!!!



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 13/02/09 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21: Longest Hour

OH MAN!! Something kind of like that happened in my story only it happened before the Chunin Exams started! Oh damn this is going to be good!

'I was going to have to ‘dance’. I would also have to wear a ‘dress’

Classic!! I love it!! I don't know what you're talking about you know, not being funny and all. Personally I think you're funny as hell!!

Keep it up!! Can't wait for the next one, that'll great!

Author's Response: haha thx so much for ur enthusiasm!!\r\nwell thank you, ill keep trying to keep the humor up! \r\nya i might update on either this story or On the Bridge of Fate, so look for it!\r\nthanks for reviewing!!!\r\n:P\r\n:D



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 04/06/09 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35: Secret Alliance

Holy shit... Holy shit...
So well balanced, totally perfect. I felt like if I looked away from this chapter I was going to die of the simple cause of not knowing what was happening. I swear I loved this story before but every time I read a new chapter I just can't wait for more!!
YOU ARE FREAKIN' AMAZING!!!!!!

I have your picture by the way, it's basically done I just need to get my scanner working then I can ink and color it and send it to you!

Author's Response: ^__^ Thank you very much! You have no idea how happy reading this makes me!! Its so amazing!!! YAY! I\'M SO EXCITED! Please send it to me the second you\'re finished!! Thanks once again!!!! :P



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 16/02/09 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22: Red, Blue, and Silver

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! Did that just happen?!!

*runs back and rereads*

HOLY CRAPINZILLA ON A SALAD BAR!! IT DID!! Where the heck did that come from? Heh heh, sorry.
Anyway, great chapter! Very nice and well placed. I see though why you asked if you're speeding their relationship to much, its hard not to. Really, in my opinion, you're fine seeing as they are the same age which is what, 13 around this time?
Also seeing as they are both Ninjas and both are a lot more mature emotionally then a normal person that you have a lot more freedom with this then you would normally so, in short, you're fine! Its really cute in my opinion!!

Can't wait for the next chapter!! I'll check by then okay?!

Bye!!

Author's Response: wow...holy crapinzilla on a salad bar? u talk like u write ur story...pretty random, but hilarious! \r\nthank you very much. ya im thinking of slowing down on the relationship just a TINY bit, so the end is more...cant tell u...id be spoiling it...but ya it makes it better. \r\nya i kinda thought that too, since they\'ve been through so much even just as genin, their way of seeing things is a bit more serious than regular 13-14 year olds. Im not sure if they\'re 13 or 14, by now they\'ve gotta be 14 or at least close to it. \r\nthanks so much for reviewing, and ill try to update soon!\r\n:P



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed
Date: 28/02/09 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24: The Ball

Land of Whirlpool?! Kushina?!!
KAKASHI CHANGING THE SUBJECT AT ALARMING SPEED?!!!
No... Wait minute...
Well now you should be putting spolier warnings on this XD
Anyway, I guess it only makes sense that you would bring her up...
You know, sooner or later right?

Anyway, great GREAT chapter! The romance, the comdey,
the drama, THE PERVERTED BOOK!!!
I did it again...... I'll just shut up now X3

Author's Response: haha kakashi is just weird like that! (BUT WE ALL STILL LOVE HIM! for weird and slightly unstable reasons...)\r\nya i should\'ve, but its too late now! ya i was going to have Katsumi train with maybe Anko or someone, but i have to get someone who\'ll affect the story, like Ren! and Katsumi is going to learn some super amazing water jutus so watch out!\r\nthanks so much! (i just love making fun of that book! its like Kakashi\'s soul on paper!)\r\nhope you like the rest, and please keep reviewing!\r\n:P



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 17/12/08 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11: Truth Unveiled by Fire

I've been checking back on this and it just keeps getting more and more interesting!! DUDE!!! I love the last line in chapter 11, classic. Also makes a wonderful Cliff Hanger... Which I fell off of by the way XD

I'm gonna come back next chapter! See you then!

Author's Response: ya i just luv those cliffhangers!! thx so much for reviewing, and I hope to get the next chapter in as soon as I can. I\'m going on winter vacation in 2 days, so ill be able to write soooo much more then!! thx so much!



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 05/10/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Beautiful Innocence

Did you know you posted this three times?

Its really good though! I always love a good Uchiha Fic X3

Author's Response: omfg...i did???\r\nhow do i erase the other two???\r\nmy f-ing computer was acting up and didnt show me that i had posted them...so sorry\r\nthx for the review!



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed Liked
Date: 20/07/09 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38: Those Who Are Precious

So sad! Funny and entertaining but sad... SO GOOD! I must read the nex chapter!

*Clicks 'next' button*

Author's Response: haha thanks for reviewing! *sniff* i had thought you had forgotten about this story, since you havent reviewed in a while! :D



Reviewer: DropDeadThenDance Signed
Date: 08/06/09 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35: Secret Alliance

Oh my gosh!! You actually used my picture!!
I'M SO HAPPY!!!!
You know, if you want, I could make you an actually banner! I've done a couple already so it wouldn't any trouble at all!!

Author's Response: haha of course i used it...its amazing! wats a banner? can u send it to me??