TONFA
The Original Naruto Fanfic Archive

Main Categories

Het Romance [1092]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around different sex couples.
Alternate Universe & Crossovers [651]
Where cast of the Naruto Universe are inserted into an alternate universe.
Essays & Tutorials [17]
An area to submit intelligent essays debating topics about the Naruto Universe and writing tutorial submissions.
 
General Fiction [1739]
Any Naruto fanfiction focused without romantic orientation, on a canon character in the current Naruto Universe.
OC-centric [865]
Any Naruto fanfic that has the major inclusion of a fan-made character.
Non-Naruto Fiction [291]
Self-evident
 
Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance [1575]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around male same sex couples.
MadFic [194]
Any fic with no real plot and humor based. Doesn't require correct spelling, paragraphing or punctuation but it's a very good idea.
 
Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance [106]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around female same sex couples.
Fan Ninja Bingo Book [125]
An area to store fanfic information, such as bios, maps, political histories. No stories.
 
 

Site Info

Members: 11985
Series: 261
Stories: 5884
Chapters: 25418
Word count: 47689150
Authors: 2162
Reviews: 40828
Reviewers: 1750
Newest Member: Redxkenny
Challenges: 255
Challengers: 193
 


Gaara's Answering Machine by immaninjalol

[Reviews - 4]   Printer
Table of Contents

- Text Size +
... Is it working? How do you get this thing to work? ... It's recording now? Oh, okay then. Ahem... Hello, this is Gaara. I am either destroying all of humanity because I have nothing better to do, or I'm eating Gizzard. Mmmm, gizzard... Anyway, leave me a freakin' message! I'm lonely! And-

Loud bang is heard in background.

What was that?! HOLY MOTHER OF GOSH! Get out of here, you ba-

BEEP.


    Message 1 (Temari): Dammit, Gaara! Give me back my eyeliner!

    Message 2 (Kankurou): Gaara, I want my purple crayola marker back! Without it, I AM NOTHING!!

    Message 3 (Dousu): Why did you have to go and kill me!? What did I ever to do you!? Is it because I'm fat!? Huh?! Is it?! IS IT!?

    Message 4 (Fangirl): SQUEEEEEEEAL! ...

    Message 5 (Baki): I only wished that I could have lived long enough to bare your children...

    Message 6 (Orochimaru): I accidentally killed Sasuke, I want your body now. How about we hook up at McDonald's and talk about it?

    Message 7 (Grocery Store):
    GIVE US BACK THE DAMN GIZZARD YOU STOLE!

    Message 8 (Fangirl): I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

    Message 9 (Chouji): POTATOE CHIPS!

    Message 10 (Neji): Yeah, uh, hey. I was just wondering why you never called me back from the other night... So, uh, when you get this message, call me...

    Message 11 (Lee): BOOBIES! I... want... BOOBIES! Soft... squishy... BOOBIES!

    Message 12 (Fangirl): ASkdjdfkgndufhnsehruehs!

    Message 13 (Jiraiya): Steal my women again, and prepare to be butt-raped! I MEAN, beat up... and mugged... yeah... totally...

    Message 14 (InuYasha): ... I think I have the wrong number.

    Message 15 (Lee): I FOUND BOOBIES! YAAAAAAY!
You must login (register) to review.