... Is it working? How do you get this thing to work? ... It's recording now? Oh, okay then. Ahem... Hello, this is Gaara. I am either destroying all of humanity because I have nothing better to do, or I'm eating Gizzard. Mmmm, gizzard... Anyway, leave me a freakin' message! I'm lonely! And-
Loud bang is heard in background.
What was that?! HOLY MOTHER OF GOSH! Get out of here, you ba-
BEEP.
Message 1 (Temari): Dammit, Gaara! Give me back my eyeliner!
Message 2 (Kankurou): Gaara, I want my purple crayola marker back! Without it, I AM NOTHING!!
Message 3 (Dousu): Why did you have to go and kill me!? What did I ever to do you!? Is it because I'm fat!? Huh?! Is it?! IS IT!?
Message 4 (Fangirl): SQUEEEEEEEAL! ...
Message 5 (Baki): I only wished that I could have lived long enough to bare your children...
Message 6 (Orochimaru): I accidentally killed Sasuke, I want your body now. How about we hook up at McDonald's and talk about it? Message 7 (Grocery Store): GIVE US BACK THE DAMN GIZZARD YOU STOLE!
Message 8 (Fangirl): I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
Message 9 (Chouji): POTATOE CHIPS!
Message 10 (Neji): Yeah, uh, hey. I was just wondering why you never called me back from the other night... So, uh, when you get this message, call me...