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Lemon Juice Life + Even More Outrageous by The Invisible Kid

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Story notes: The last line of lemon juice life is not a typo
Lemon Juice Life

Raised on sugar coating,
It's no surprise I've got a sweet tooth.
But life you see is bitter,
And so is the truth.
And the asshole here is me
Because I'm the one that cannot cope
With the lemon juice life
And so I lose my hope.
And the little life lies
Won't hide what's in my soul
And the day-to-day troubles,
They slowly take their toll.
Keeping on keeping on
For the sake of tomorrow's hope
I keep on climbing this mountain
And trudging up this slope.
And poetry is beautiful
But it can only help so much
And so many pepole are blind
And so many don't give a fuck.
And music is magical
For waking, sleeping, listening,
Blissfully relaxing in,
Forgetting your tragical

Lemon Juice Lie


Even More Outrageous

Those three letters sum me up
I don't need a name, with acronyms
Pseudo-me is the real me
Who shall remain nameless
For the purpose of atrocious argument
My eyes may well be a well
But my soul's a bona fide gate to hell
Where should my mortality dwell?
Fight to fight so I can have the right
Frame for my mind so I can keep this shit in
Nothing left for me to do
What to say I haven't got a clue
Why do these people use me - abuse me?
What in the world made these people choose me?
"Toughen up"'s easier said than done
Easier to pull the trigger of the gun
That life's holding to my head for me
Clearly this nostalgia's not meant to be
I'm an arrogant self-serving prick one minute
the next I'm sick
Is this really some sadist's trick?
To stop me venting feelings through my dick
Prevention of cruelty through pretension
Why would I ever need a pension?
What makes my meagre mind worth a mention?
Why are you fuckers paying attention?

Fuck you...
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