Sasuke: “Sakura, will you help me restore my clan?”
Sakura: “Ew, no way! Orochimaru took what I wanted, your virginity!”
Sasuke: “Damn it! That’s what Ino said!” TT_TT
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Sai: *looking at Shikamaru* “Well, well! Someone here DOESN’T lack penis!” ^_~
Shikamaru: O__O; “Tamari!!”
Tamari: “You lookin’ at my man, hoe?”
Sai: O__O; “N-no.”
Shikamaru: ^__^ “Marry me, Tamari?”
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Naruto: “Ramen sucks.”
Iruka: !O.O!
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Choji: “Hi, Shino.”
Shino: *hearts for eyes* “H-hi, Choji.”
Choji: -_-’ “Dude, how many times do I need to tell you?! I’m NOT a butterfly!”
Shino: TT_TT
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*Sasuke & Itachi sing together*
“We are family~!” ^o^
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*All Akatsuki members sing*
“Racing all round all the seven seas
Chasing all the girls and making robberies
Causing panic everywhere they go
Party-hardy on titanic~”
**continues to sing ‘The Sailor Song’**
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Deidara: *sighs* Tobi be a good boy and eat your vegetables, un.
Tobi: !0.0! *runs out of room*
Deidara: -_-*
5 minutes later
Zetsu: *runs by* “AHHHHH!! HE’S TRYING TO EAT US!!
Tobi: *running after Zetsu* “Zetsu-san stop! Deidara-san told me to eat all of my vegetables!
Deidara: O.O’
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Ino: “He’s mine, forehead!”
Sakura: “Back off Ino-pig! He’s mine!”
Sasuke: -_-*
Choji: “Ladies, ladies! There’s no need to fight! There’s enough of me to go around!” ^_~
Ino & Sakura: *blushes with hearts in eyes* “Ok, Choji-kun!”
Sasuke: O.o “OMG! WTF!” watches them leave with Choji having his arms around both girls
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End first installment! Hope you all like! Sorry it’s kind of short! I’ll write more if you tell me you like it!
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Chapter notes: lol I had this on animespiral before that site shut down, so now it's going to live on! xD I hope you all enjoy this and realize just how messed up my mind is! lol jk. xD I own nothing but my ideas!
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