After skidding into the parking lot, the old perv opened the door and jumped out. Not even bothering to wait around to close the doors after the kids were all gone. We all know why, so I'm not even gonna say why he dissapeared while giggling like a kid in a candy factory.
The kids inside the bus all looked at one another as they exited one by one until every last one of the little brats were off the bus.
"Okay, I forgot to mention this earlier but..." The pirate wannabe teacher named Kakashi said as he adjusted the doctor's mask on his face. He was wearing it because of his allergies and also wore the eyepatch cause... He could I guess, hell if I know the real reason. "You'll all be sperated into groups of four and will be accompanied by a teacher for this little zoo adventure."
The teens all snorted as they all exchanged the same look and a scoff, yeah four groups their ass. This was just a way of teachers saying they were only resposible for the certain four in their group and any other kids were shit out of luck if anything happened to them. Oh how safe one felt while out on a school trip with only one responsible adult, Iruka. Quickly everyone exitted the bus to gathered in their four man teams, once inside their groups they would join back together inside the zoo, but before be warned by their "leaders" not to do anything stupid.
Naruto linked arms with Neji, giving a saucy wink as he bumped their hips together. Soon after he dragged his reluctant companion over to Kiba and Gaara to complete his team.
Blinking, Iruka scratched the brim of his nose as he looked at the various groups that had just assembled before his eyes. He looked down at the clipboard, looking over the pre-made list of groups and sighed. He should have known better then to have already made he groups, the boys were going to do what they wanted anyway.
Shaking his head, he and the other teachers huddled and did a few quick games of rock-paper-scissors to see who got what group.
Kakashi got the team of Sai, Chouji, Shikamaru and Kankuro.
Asuma: Sasuke, Rock Lee, Shino and Haku.
Iruka, got stuck with Naruto's little group. The poor man.
"I want to see if they have Ligers before anything else!" Naruto shouted as his group, led by the man who would be soon hitting himself for having poor rock-paper-scissor skills, entered the zoo.
"I want to see the panda exibit." Gaara growled as he crossed his arms and glared.
"Chi, this isn't a day to go see the animals that look most like us. If it was we'd see dingo's first." Naruto laughed while staring straight at Kiba. The brunette's brows lowered as a ferious growl etched the features of his face.
"Yeah, or the foxes...right Naruto." The blond made like he was about to lay the smack down on Kiba but was soon halted as a clip board came crashing on his head. The blond hunched down while whipping around halfway and glaring/pouting at Iruka.
As Iruka opened his mouth to scold the boys, the unwelcome sound of a fan-girl battle cry screached through the air. All the boys' eyes went wide as their heads turned towards where the cry had come from.
When they saw the group of skirts, all screaming their obnoxious mating call, all was chaos. Boys went running off in different directions, some grabbing their friends and pulling them along and others just leaving every man for himself. But one thing for each group was the same. The teachers were alone, forced to deal with the stampede that was heading straight for them.
The boys of Naruto's group along with Sasuke (the most experienced in dodging fangirls noticed that said group had found a good escape plan and followed) lefted at the entrance while the rest went straight or right, they crawlled along the wall that separated the zoo grounds from the outside world. They continued down until they got to an opening near the reptile houses.
Like skilled ninja's the teens snuck into the reptile house, making sure no one...especially no skirts...had seen them.
"Whew. We're lucky." Kiba sighed as he rubbed the back of his neck and looked around. The others only nodded as they looked around.
"It's not Ligers, but I guess it's the safest place." Naruto grumbled. "Girls don't like these things, right?"
"Idiot." The duckbutt scoffed as he peered down into one of the glass containers at a snake that was coiled up on a small branch. "You should know better then that dobe."
"What did you say teme?" Naruto growled, taking a step towards the boy. Only to have Neji pull him back.
"You've been in this situation before Naruto. Once they know that we are here, they will stop at nothing." Neji said in a mono-tone. "It doesn't matter to them that this place is filled with snakes. They'll get over it, just to get us."
The blond sighed and stepped back from the Uchiha, giving one last pointed glare before turning and staring in a large inclosed space with some giant snake in it. A few long minutes passed until Naruto finally released a giant sigh and fell back against a wall, letting his leg kick up to prop against the wall. He searched around the room and watched as Neji bent over to peer into a tank.
A smirk crossed his lips, slidding his foot down the wall the moron failed to feel the slight tug as his shoe caught breifly on a poorly locked traveling cage that for some reason had been left on the ground...the zoo may have been in the middle of transporting snakes elsewhere or something. He walked over to his long haired friend without hearing the slitter of a snake escaping its cage~.
Feeling the urge to be really friendly, Naruto crept up behind Neji with a smile on his face as he silently laughed in his head.
-SMACK!-
"WAAAHH!" Neji screamed as he jumped, holding his butt as he forehead crashed into the glass of the cage he had been looking into before the blonde had smacked him in the ass.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Naruto laughed as he pointed and clutched his stomach. "You scream like a girl!"
As the normally calm and collected Hyuuga boy shook with anger, Kiba stomped his foot on the floor, his laughter consuming him. He had seen the whole ordeal unfold before his eyes and was glad he didn't say anything. However, out of no where he let out an ear piercing scream as he started to hop around on one foot as his eyes darted at the floor.
"Kiba screams like a girl too!" Naruto chuckled, not noticing anything weird about his friends behavior. "Can we put make-up on you two and shove you into some dresses?"
"Naruto you dumbass!" Sasuke growled as he stormed past them and knealed down next to Kiba who had slammed down into the ground and was holding his ankle. The Uchiha looked to the left as a snake coiled around and stared at him ready to strike again, the teen smirked and in a move faster then anyone could see he snapped his arm out and grabbed the snake by its head and held tight as it whipped around. He leaned over and put the snake in its crate then slammed the door shut and locked it securely.
He looked over at Kiba then back around at the rest of the group. "What the hell just happened man?" Naruto questioned with wide eyes. The Uchiha stood up and behind the crate, he gave a smirk to the ground before turning and stating in a clear low voice.
"Kiba was bitten by that snake...and if someone doesn't suck the poison out soon...he could die."
"WHAT!?" Naruto yelled, his eyes wide as he pulled on his hair. "No! That's not true! Kiba, you're fine, right?"
Kiba didn't say anything, he just grumbled as he held his ankle and looked at Sasuke. "I don't want to die."
"You're not gonna die." The blonde said in a nervous voice. "We'll go get help."
"You take one foot out of this place and you'll get all of us killed." Neji growled as he grabbed Naruto by the arm as the blonde had started to back away. "Kiba will die from the poison and we'll get clobbered to death by the girls."
"Not to mention the fact the teachers will kill us for ditching them..." Sasuke whispered before looking at the other two who weren't bitten. "So who's going to do it?"
Naruto shoved Neji from the back and watched as the teen stumbled forward, "You are always talking about being a great man and whatnot and this will be a great way to get out of your bastardly image! Take this as an operatutity good buddy...Besides with those lips and that mouth I'm sure you'd get all that poision and then some." Neji whipped around with a fierce glare burning through his eyes.
Before the Hyuuga could hiss any threathening words Sasuke spoke up, "Sorry boys we don't have all the time in the world someone better do this in the next minute or he is a sure winner for the next seat on Death's list." Gaara stood with his arms crosses across his chest as Neji stood twitching.
"Why don't you do it Uchiha! If you are so smart!" Sasuke's lips parted to speak but just then an angished groan sounded from Kiba.
Tears started to pool behind Naruto's eyes and suddenly his foot slammed into the ground as he cried out in a soft tone, "DAMN IT ALL FINE I'LL DO IT!"
As Naruto knelt down at Kiba's foot, he missed the smirks that Neji, Sasuke and Gaara had exchanged between the three of them. Obviously, they knew something that the two boys on the ground didn't. Gently, Naruto took his friend's injured ankle into his hand and brought the wound to his lips.
With a breath in, he slowly started to suck what he thought was poison out of that boys ankle. But the only thing he tasted was blood. For a few moments he continued with the pattern that went like this... Suck, spit, suck, spit, suck, spit.
While it was going on, Kiba whimpered and kept his eyes pinched shut, just praying to God that he wouldn't die and that no one else would know of how much of a baby he was being at the moment. Only one of those wishes would come true as a small group of boys had snuck into the small enclosement and were watching with mixed emotions. Mostly curiosity and disgust.
Shikamaru sighed and Naruto's eyes snapped up to the teen, "Troublesome." the brunette muttered as he shared stares with the three smirking teens behind Naruto. "Naruto that snake wasn't poisonous so you are just wasting your time." Sasuke shot one glare at the Nara for ruining their cruel fun but smirked once again as Naruto shot up from the ground, eyes wider even more now then when he had found out Kiba had been bitten.
Kiba, still sprawled across the floor just stared at his bitten ankle..face oddly blank.
"YOU!" Naruto yelled as he pointed to Sasuke. "I'm going to kill you! You told me... I just... RAWR!"
With that, the blonde pounced. But it was in vein cause Neji was right there to hold the stupid angry teen back.
"Just you wait! I'll get you back for this!" Naruto screamed as he thrashed around, trying to get away from Neji's grip.
"Yeah yeah yeah dobe." Sasuke laughed as he waved a hand infront of his face and started to walk off.
"Well at least we learned something from this." A brunette boy smirked as he looked at Naruto. "If anyof us get's bitten by a snake, we can always count on Naruto to get the poison out."
"And make it worse." Shikamaru sighed. "Sucking poison out doesn't do anything aside from poison the other person and increase the chance of infection of the bite wound."
"How youthful of you to be filled with so much knowledge!" A bowl cut boy smiled as he gave shikamaru a thumbs up.
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