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A Naruto Talk Show by Sakuras_Assian

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me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara. wherever iruka is he's probably fainted by now. anyway on to our guests. they are orochimaru, madara, and konan
konan: hi
me: i feel relieved that there is another girl on here.
orochimaru: hi
me: shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this first review comes from windboy
it reads:
Konan is it true your only in the akatsuki to get close to madara? madara how do u feel about konan getting close to u? orochimaru can u pick your nose with your tounge if u can demostrate it.

orochimaru: yes i can. *sticks tongue in nose* omg it's stuck
me: pmsl.
konan: that's so gross
pein: i say we kill him
tobi: i second that
me: ahhhhh it's tobi!!!!!!!
tobi: tobi is a good boy
me: no ur not
sasori: tobi shut up
me: didn't sakura kill u?
sasori: shut up
madara: no one can get close to me
konan: i have no idea what ur talking about *totally lying*
pein: how could u say such a terrible thing windboy?
me: that's my brother for u. anyway on the next reveiw. it comes from naru_fan_chan
it reads:
CONGRATS you are finnally pregnant

to orachimaro*spell wrong*

r u a pedophile or a rapist
orochimaru: *writes out i'm neither*
sasori: u liar. ur both!!
me: how would u know?
sasori: u don't want to know
me: ur right i dont' want nightmares.
tobi: let's kill orochimaru!! *laughs evil*
me: tobi u scare me!!!!
*all the akatsuki members kill orochimaru*
me: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i'm going to end the show now. thanks for the reviews. bye
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