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A Naruto Talk Show by Sakuras_Assian

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me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara. i think i started a plague
iruka: cause everyone is getting married?
me: yep. speaking of which let's bring out our guests naruto, hidan, deidara, shikamaru, tobi/obito and kankurou
naruto: hi all
me: hi
iruka: hi
me: anyway on to the first review. it comes from I_love_kankurou
it reads:
Kankurou hurry up already I like ruby red and love u
me: *sigh*
iruka: don't worry things will be over soon
kankurou: will u marry me? *holds up ruby*
me: yay another proposal
iruka: hope that's the last one
me: who knows. this review comes from patsuki21
it reads:
sure i'd be happy to ^^
me: yay!!!!!! thank u so much!!!!!!!!
iruka: yeah thanks
the next review comes from naru_fan_chan
it reads:
to naruto
i got name 4 the baby if its a boy than...Tiashi Uchiha
if a girl than... Tatayame Uchiha
congrats tara
i would like red because it represents the love and happiness
me: u can have that color then and thanks
naruto: thank u naru_fan_chan i love those names
sasuke: i love the names too
me: look at that the last name is uchiha
kakashi: *snickers*
me: well we know itachi and ur kids will have hatake for a last name
itachi: they will no......... *sigh* yeah they will
me: *giggles* my wedding dress is going to be a dark green with no sleeves
iruka: oh hot!!!!!!!!
me: down boy down. this next review comes from shadowdragon
it reads:
yes hidan, i will marry you! *giggle*
deidara! how could you be so heartless?!?!?!?!?! hida can feel free to sacrfice you now! hmph...
i can't wait until the wedding! why would you let kakashi walk you down the aisle? you used to hate him because he was going to steal iruka and now this... oh well, i'm happily engaged and so is frosty so why should i care?
me: kakashi and i are cool now and he's very much in love with itachi
kakashi: yes i am
me: plus i told him he'd be kicked out of my club if he didn't leave iruka alone. also he's saving me from having to walk with gai!!!!!!!!! so there u go
hidan: yes i finally get to sacrfice him!!!!!
*scrafices deidara*
me: wow watch him die. good job hidan
*itachi and naruto run to throw up*
me: aww poor things
iruka: just wait till we have kids
me: say what *slowly backs away*
iruka: tara
me: just kidding *pounces on iruka* u know they will have my wonderful personality
iruka: i hope so
me: *giggles* ok this next review comes from wolfie. wow a new person
it reads:
nooooo! T-T she tooky my gaara *goes to emo corner and cries* *sniffs* weelll... if tobi is obito dont that make him tobito? and i wonder if tobi likes sasori..
tobi/obito: i'm not gay. i just like sasori for a friend
me:tobito? hmm that's different. she took ur gaara...... umm i don't know bout that
iruka: i love u tara!!!!!!!! *takes shirt off*
me: wait till later. our last review comes from princess_mag. wow another new one
it reads:
Hey, can you ask Shikamaru if he'll date me? :D Please and thank you!
me: shikamaru what do u say
shikamaru: ummmmmmmmm
me: well?
shikamaru: would u mind sharing me with temari?
me: would temari be ok with that?
shikamaru: i have no idea
kankurou: u better hope she doesn't beat u up
iruka: tara i'll meet u in the bedroom!!!! *runs off*
me: ok who gave him sake?
tobi/obito, hidan, shikamaru kakashi, and kankurou: i did!!!!
*iruka's pants come flying into the room*
me: ok it's time to end the show. thank u for all the reviews remember to keep them comming. bye
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