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A Naruto Talk Show by Sakuras_Assian

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me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara
iruka: and my future wife
me: yep. lets bring out our guests deidara, hidan, kakashi, itachi, sasuke and naruto
iruka: wow
me: yep. the first review comes from shadowdragon
it reads:
OMG! i would love to be your brides maid! can my dress be purple?
maybey this wedding will give deidara and hidan to GET A MOVE ON and ask me already! (my birth stone is a diamond for anyone asking...and they better know who is asking!)
i think you should let patsuki be your best man... he is a loyal reviewer too and a friend of mine so...
don't forget to get naruto and itachi maternaty dresses!
me: i almost forgot about that
naruto and itachi: don't worry i already got one
me: thanks a lot u guys
naruto and itachi: don't worry
me: yes ur dress can be purple
iruka: yes patsuki will be the best man. if he wants to that is.
kakashi: what about me?
me: u can walk me down the aisle
kakashi: ok
hidan: shadowdragon will u marry me?!!!!!!! *holds diamond ring up*
me: deidara?
deidara:hnnnn
me: go figure. ok this next review comes from frosty
it reads:
*Walks in reading Icha Icha* heh... Jashin I love this stuff! *stabs self because Great Jashin doesn't approve of Yaoi and I'd better please him to be able to keep readin' it*

I finally got myself un-superglued! *huggles Gaara* Hey, Gaara, now that Iruka and Tara are gettin' married... *meaningful look* My favorite gemstone is a saphire, and I don't mind rings made of sand.

Tara, I'd happily be your bridesmaid, and I'd like my dress to be deep red if you don't mind (I'd go for black, but that's the color my wedding dress will be. IF Gaara gets a move on... *stares at Gaara*) Who's the maid of honor? Can I bring Gaara along?

Naruto... Thanks for lettin' me come watch!

Sasuke... You won't let me watch so... Screw you! Or, rather... Naruto... screw him! Now! I wanna wanna see meh yaoi!

Kakashi, Itachi... If it's a girl... how about Nita? I've always liked that name. Or Kama (River), that's pretty too... Yeah, Kama, I'm reserving the name Nita (along with Kira, Cain, and Elric) If its a boy what about Briar? or Taro?
me: i don't mind
naruto: ur welcome
sasuke: naruto wouldn't dare
naruto: well not till after the baby is born
me: lmao
gaara: frosty will u marry me? *holds saphire ring up*
me: yes u can bring gaara along. uhh maid of honor. i have to think on that one
kakashi: girl the name will be kama
itachi: no nita
kakashi: no kama
itachi: no nita
kakashi: fine it can be nita
itachi: thank u and if its a boy it will be briar
kakashi: no taro
itachi: no briar
kakashi: no taro
iruka: u don't think we'd fight over names like that do u?
me: no because we'll stick with the names i pick
iruka: ok
itachi: fine it can be taro
me: maid of honor will be..........................
iruka: is it that hard to think?
me: yep
iruka: *sigh*
me: for the hell of it temari can be my maid of honor
iruka: that means shikamaru will have to come
me: yep and i_love_kankurou will drag kankurou with her *giggles*
sasuke: doesn't she scare u when she giggles like that?
iruka: no i'm used to it
me: well that's all the time we have for today. thanks for the reviews and keep them comming
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