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A Naruto Talk Show by Sakuras_Assian

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me: hi all welcome to a naruto talk show. i'm ur host tara
iruka: tara!
me: what now?
iruka: where are my clothes?
me: i dont know. Kakashi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kakashi: *giggles* what?
me: give iruka back his clothes
kakashi: no!!
iruka: please
kakashi: fine
iruka: ok on to the guests gaara, naruto, sasuke, konohamaru, and tara
me: what?
iruka: yeah ur a guest today
me: wicked!!!!
naruto: hi tara
sasuke: hi
me: this feels weird
iruka: this comes from frosty
me: frosty ur awesome!!!!!!!!!
iruka: can i get to the review
me: sorry
iruka: it reads:
Yes! Hey, Gaara, I'll teach you to bake! And then we can watch the Yaoi vids whilst we eat cookies! Yayness! *rubs Gaara's head with her head because she's still superglued to him* Now to un super-glue myself so that I can hug you...

Naruto, Sasuke... can I come watch? Please? I NEED MY YAOI! And I'll give you free ramen! And tomatos and riceballs for you, Sasuke. And I'll kill Sakura. I'll do that last one anyway, though...

*dumps sand on Sakura* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love that I can control Gaara's sand now...

Anywho...

This one's for you, Tara!
I'd like to see you face off in a ninja battle. It has to be against someone easy though, so you don't get killed, so how about... Konohamaru!
naruto: yes u can!!!!
sasuke: no u can't!!!!!
me: frosty i'll show u my secret place to watch *smiles*
*sakura dies*
me: yeah sakura dies
konohamaru: tara we must fight
me: bring it on shorty
iruka: tara be careful
me: i'll be fine
*konohamru throws kunai*
*i duck. throw dirt in his eye*
konohamru: ouch that hurts
me: ur a ninja so act like it
*i take kakashi's book and hit konohamru in the head*
*konohamru gets knocked out*
me: kakashi since when did it get heavy?
kakashi: since it became hardback and got a lot bigger
me: oh
konohamru: ha ha u fell for it
me: not really. squirts him with water hose
konohamru: hey thats not fair. i give up
me: ha i knew it. *takes stick and knocks him out* i had to make sure
iruka: *sigh*
me: u know u love me
iruka: yeah i do love u
me: yay!!!!!!!!
gaara: yay frosty is going to teach me how to bake!!!!!
iruka: well that's all the time we have for now. remember send in ur reviews and thanks to those u have sent them in
me: hey i was suppose to say that
iruka: u were a guest
me: but.....
iruka: no buts about it
naruto: tara ur not going to win
me: shut up naruto!!! so what are u going to name the baby?
naruto and sasuke: .....................
me: yay i win!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iruka: tara if you stop i'll give you a kiss
me: strip tease for me and u have a deal
iruka: ok
me: bye all
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