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A Naruto Talk Show by Sakuras_Assian

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me: hi welcome to a naruto talk show
iruka: tara we have a problem
me:what is is?
iruka: u'll see the guests are gaara, sakura, kimmimaru,sasuke, naruto and kankurou
me: what's going on?
itachi: u haven't told them
naruto: i'm pregnant
sasuke: yes!!!!!!! *naruto and sasuke french kiss*
me: i'm not drinking the water
iruka: u need to drink something
me: not the water. next thing u know i'll be pregnant. this review comes from frosty *yay!!!!!!!*
it reads:
Yes, I do like cookies - chocolate chip cookies! And muffins - blueberry muffins! But there's one thing I like more than both of those things, and I'm superglued to his back! *huggles Gaara* Unfortunately, I can't pay for Yaoi vidios because I can't grab my wallet. Gaara? Will you pay for me? Or grab my wallet? It's in my back pocket...

Sakura.... AHHH! LIVING DEAD! DIE I TELL YOU! DIE! *dumps Gaara's sand on Sakura* WOW! I can control Gaara's sand? Awesomeness!

Neko(An OC of mine): You're not very good at it. It just landed on her head.

Me: I'M STILL LEARNING! Wtf are you doing here anyway?

I'd like a nice long SasuNaru kiss scene, if you don't mind... Please, guys?

Kimmimaru... Really wish I could hug you right now. Maybe this superglue wasn't the best idea after all... I should've just tied myself on...

Oh... and... Kankuro... you look fat without your face paint.
gaara: ok pays for videos
me: thanks: hands videos over
kimmimaru: that's ok
kankurou: i do not
me: yeah u do
kankurou: *cries*
gaara: ur such a baby
sakura: u can't kill me
me: must kill sakura!!!!!!!!!!!
*naruto and sasuke are still kissing*
sasuke: won't to go be alone
naruto: yeah
me: oooooooooo can i bring the camera
iruka: i broke it
me: i bought a new one
iruka: takes camera and breaks
me: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sasuke: u can't come
me: so not far
naruto: *whispears its ok i'll send u a copy*
*sasuke drags naruto away*
iruka: what did naruto say
me: nothing. thanks for the reviews and remember keep them comming. bye all
gaara: frosty lets get some cookies and muffins
*gaara and frosty walk away*
me: thats so sweet
iruka: come on time for u to rest
me: i don't want too
iruka: i'll pack u
me: ok
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