(in dressing room)
Julia: I can't believe I let you pick today's topic. That can go on my " stupidest things ever done" list!
Hayley: Ha! That's two great shows in a row! Do you honestly keep a list like that?
Julia: NO, I was just pointing out that I had done something stupid!
Hayley: When do you not do something stupid?
(Jane and Aiko burst in)
Aiko: sorry we're late!
Jane: Ello!
Julia: Why are you two always late?
Jane: I dunno.
Aiko: Traffic?
Hayley: You can't drive.
Aiko: How do you know that?!
Hayley: I read your bio, duh!
Announcer: All hosts to the stage please!
Girls: Iku ze! (Let's go!)
(on stage)
Julia: Welcome to our second RNT Fan Special!
Hayley: Please welcome back our guest hosts, Jane and Aiko!
Jane: I'm only here because I have nothing better to do.
Aiko: Yeah, um, hi.
Hayley: Let's welcome our guests for today!
Julia: Slow down there, Hayley. We have to tell the nice people what we are doing today.
Hayley: Can I...?
Julia: Fine. Tell the nice people ( who have to be complete idiots to not know what you're about to shout at the top of your lungs) the topic.
Hayley: SASU NARU!
Aiko: Oh joy. Yaoi
Julia: Thank you! At least someone agrees with me!
Hayley: Julia, shut up. On another note, let's welcome our guests! Naruto Uzumaki!
Naruto: Dattebayo!
Jane: Sasuke Uchiha, our not-loved emo princess!
Sasuke: I KEEL JUUU!!!!
*awkward silence*
Aiko: My Kakashi-kun!
Kakashi: I AM NOT YOUR KAKASHI!!!
Julia: The pink haired banshee- uh, i mean Sakura Haruno!
Saukra: I am not a banshee!
Jane: Do you ever listen to yourselff when you speak? Or are you stupid enough not to notice?
Julia: I am inclined to think that it's the second option.
Hayley: Me too.
Sakura: Shut up!
Aiko: I can't believe I'm saying this, but shouldn't we continue with the interview?
Julia: *sigh* Fine. *pout*
Hayley: YAYZ =^.^=
Julia: Speaking of, where is Naruto and- OH MY GAWD!!!
Hayley: What? They're only making out? You do that with Gaara all the time.
Julia: He and I have only done that once! *blush*
Jane: Dude, you make out with Gaara?
Aiko: I hate Yaoi! Hate, hate, hate it!
Naruto:Sasuke-kun, I told you not to do that in public!
Julia and Aiko: IN PUBLIC?!?!?!
Hayley: So you two make out when no one's looking! Sweet!
Sasuke: Yup! Whenever we get a moment alone we end up-
Aiko: NO DETAILS!!!
Julia: I think I'm going to be sick. Literally.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun, why didn't you tell us? Why didn't you tell me?
Sasuke: Why would I tell you that I was gay? I mean you, of all people!
Sakura: Because you respect me as a human being, if not a loyal comrade?
Naruto and Sasuke: Not even close.
Kakashi: Ha ha. You two are gay. Wait a second, my students are gay! That just plain messed up!
Aiko: I am soooo glad that you agree with me, Kakashi-kun! *glomp*
Kakashi: G-get her off of me!
Julia: Save it for when millions of people aren't watching, Aiko.
Aiko: Okay...*evil giggle*
Kakashi: You just made it worse!
Julia: I know!
Jane: Can we continue on with the interview?
Julia: Can we end the stinkin' interview?!
Hayley: Sure as hell NO!!!
Julia: Joy...*grumble grumble*
Hayley: So boys, aside from the two times you got caught, how many times have you kissed?
Sasuke: Does making out count?
Halyey: YES!!
Sasuke: Then approximately fifty-three thousand, four hundred and sixty-nine times. (53,469)
*Awkward silence*(ever notice how Sasuke seems to cause a lot of those?)
Hayley: SASU NARU FOREVER! =^.^=
Julia: yep, soooo gonna be sick.
Aiko: Me too. *gag*
Jane: That's not as bad as Julia making out with Gaara.
Julia: Stop bringing that up!
Aiko: Why did it have to be Yaoi?!
Hayley: Because I said so!
(timer dings)
Julia: Alleluia!
Aiko: Amen! Now where is Kakashi...?
Hayley: NOOOOO!
Jane: Bye-bye everybody!
(show goes to credits)
(after the show, in the dressing room)
Hayley: Well, my favorite couple exists, my best friend is embarrassed for life, and now the show is over! Time to relax!
(Jane sticks her head throught the door)
Jane: So seriously, Julia, you make out with Gaara?
Julia: For the love of God, YES! Go home already!!!!
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The best kind of person is one who can laugh at themselves. Keep that in mind.
On another note, insanity is doing something over and over and expecting the same result. Like posting a chapter 5 times before you figure out that there is a minimum word count.
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Chapter notes: I am doing this out of the kindness of my heart for you, Hayley. YOU'D BETTER BE GREATFUL!!! I mean seriously, I had to rerwite it because of the minimum word count! X3X