Julia: I can't believe they actually agreed to come...
Hayley: Yay, yay, yay, yay, *bounces up and down*
Julia: *sigh* welcome to RNT. Today our guests are the members of Akatsuki. Or at least most of them. Konan was unable to make it today. Please welcome...
Hayley: Itachi!
Itachi: Hello Nazumi. Julia.
Julia: Yeah, whatever. Deidara!
Deidara: Art is a bang! Un!
Hayley: Hidan!
Hidan: This is against my religion.
Julia and Hayley: ...
Julia: Sasori!
Sasori: Art isn't a bang, Deidara.
Hayley: Tobi!
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy!
Julia: Of course you are Tobi. Now Sharkbutt- I mean Kisame.
Kisame: Thanks a lot.
Julia: You're welcome.
Hayley: *Ahem* Zetsu.
Zetsu: I'm hungry.
*Julia and Hayley scoot away*
Julia: Kakuzu!
Kakuzu: How much money do you have?!
Hayley: None.
Julia: We left our money at home on purpose!
Kakuzu: You people suck.
Hayley: Last but not least, the illusive leader of akatsuki, Pein!
Pein: hello.
Julia: So Pein, is it hard running an organization of S-rank criminals?
Pein: Yes. Very!
Hayley: where is Konan?
Pein: I have no idea.
Julia: Lovely.
Pein Didn't I just say that running an organization of S-rank criminals is hard?!
Hayley: What are the biggest problems that you face?
Pein: I'll list them.
1. Deidara and Sasori argue about art.
2. Itachi spends most of his time in front of his mirror, and he's been acting unnaturally nice.
3. Kakuzu steals everyone's money.
4. Hidan practices his sacrificial religion on everything from himself to bunnies.
5. Tobi never stops saying that he is a good boy.
6. Zetsu never stops eating people.
7. Kisame complains about lack of H2O
Julia: Does Konan bring about any problems?
Pein: Nope, she- hey!
Julia: Gotcha!
Hayley: Ita-kun, do you have any problems?
Itachi: Yes. I'd rather not have a partner. Kisame is annoying.
Kisame: Hey... ):
Julia: Grow up!
Hayley: Wimp.
Julia: Deidara-sama, do you have any complaints?
Deidara: Yes. Sasori, I want to clarify one thing. ART IS A BANG!!!!!
Sasori: Art isn't a bang, Deidara.
Deidara: Let's ask the girls!
Sasori: Yeah, what do you girls think art is?
Hayley: I agree with Deidara. Art is a bang!
Julia: I would have to disagree. Art is something that ages gracefully.
*silence*
Deidara and Sasori: Can we keep them?!
Gaara and Itachi: Sure as hell no!
Julia: Gaara...
Gaara: Sorry. Hey, what's that- kakuzu!
Julia: Kakuzu, you are so gay. Besides, Gaara's broke!
Hayley: Oh boy...
(timer dings)
Julia: Finally!
Hayley: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Ita-kun!
Itachi: It's okay, Nazumi-chan
Hayley: no it isn't! *clings to Itachi*
*Julia pulls Halyey off and restrains her*
Julia: See you next time on RNT! Hayley stop that!
Hayley: *struggles to break free* Ita-kun!
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Chapter notes: Hayley had her way with this one. Let's hear it for Akatsuki! WOOT!!!=^.^=
P.S. The opinions express by Hayley and me are our actual opinions. Never leave Hayley alone with a box of fireworks and matches. You will understand this later.