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Random Naruto Talkshow (Version 2.0) by Gaaragirl911

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Chapter notes: Today we interview the Sand Sibs! WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kankuro: the girls are all out on DATES, so I will be hosting the show.

Julia: Gaara, Kankuro's trying to take over the show!

Gaara: Kankuro...

Kankuro: AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Julia: Thank you, Panda!

Hayley: PANDA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Julia: What? It's cute!

Gaara: Is there something wrong, Hayley?

Hayley: N-no!

Itachi: You dare to threaten my Nazumi!

Julia: OMG, 'Nazumi'?

Gaara: What's wrong, kyu-ti-neko?

Hayley: 'kyu-ti-neko'?... He calls you 'cutie-cat'?

Julia: Itachi calls you 'mouse'

Hayley: Touche...

Julia: Anyway, today we will be interviewing the sand siblings!

Hayley: Woop-dee-doo, your boyfriends here.

Julia: Don't worry, we'll do an Akatsuki interview next.

Hayley: YAYZ! =^.^=

Julia: Anyway, please welcome our guests. Let's start with Temari!

Temari: Hello!

Hayley: Kankuro...

Kankuro: Hey, ladies. 'Crow' says hello.

Julia: tell 'Crow' to f*** off.

Hayley: Un!

Julia: Last and certainly not least, P- I mean, Gaara!

Gaara: Hello, kyu-ti-neko.

Julia: *girly giggle* hello, Panda!

Hayley: For the love of, enough with the pet names!

Julia: tee hee!

Hayley: FIRST QUESTION! *grits teeth* Do you guys ever get along?

Temari: Well...

Kankuro: Hell no!

Gaara: Occasionally.

Julia: Do you guys think that you make a good team?

Temari: Well...

Kankuro: Hell no!

Gaara: Occasionally.

Kankuro: Wow, Gaara. You're unusually optomistic. What brought that on?

Gaara: ...

Hayley: *rolls eyes* I think I know.

Temari: Wha? Oh yeah...

Gaara: What?! Can't I be happy for once in my life?

Kankuro: Nope.

*Gaara jumps up, lunges at Kankuro*

Julia: Down boy! * holds out cookie*

*Gaara grabs the cookie in his mouth and sits on the floor like a dog*

Julia: Good Panda! *pat pat pat*

Gaara: *goofy smile* Thank you!

Julia: *huggy* X3

Hayley: ENOUGH!!!!!

Julia: *cowers* ok...

Hayley: Next question. Have Julia and Gaara ever actually gone on a date?

Julia: HAYLEY!

Hayley: Heh heh...

(timer dings)

Julia: NOOOOO!!!!

Hayley: YES!

Both: bye bye!
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