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A Random Talk Show by NaruChick_07

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Announcer: Welcome to 'My Random Talk Show' with your hosts Julia and Hayley!

Julia: Hi everyone I'm Julia!
me: And I'm Hayley!
Both: And this is our talk show!
Julia: anyway...today's topic is Sugar Addictions!!!
"And todays guests are Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, Kia(Julia's muse), and Prue(my muse)!" I said.
"So which one has the sugar addiction in team 7?" Julia asked.
Sasuke/Sakura said "Naruto."
"I do NOT have a sugar addiction!' yelled Naruto
"Yes you do dobe." said Sasuke
"do not..."
"do to."
"do not."
"do to."
"DO NOT!!!'
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" I yelled
Sasuke and Naruto are cowering in fear of my wrath.
everyone else: wow...
"Hey Prue, Kia, Julia, and Hayley which one of you has the sugar addiction?" asked Sakura
Kia/Prue: Julia and Hayley.
"...what was that?" me and Julia asked.
"Hayley I think they just said we have a sugar addiction." said Julia
"I think they did." I said.
"Uh..uhum..." Kia/Prue.
"WE DO NOT HAVE SUGAR ADDICTIONS!!!" we yelled.
"Yes you do and I can prove it." said someone in the audience.
"Who said that?!" I yelled/asked.
"I did." said Shikamaru a spotlight hit him in the audience.
"Well then, how can you prove they have sugar addictions?" asked Sakura.
"It's really easy, all you have to do is give them sugar." he replied.
"oh..." said Sakura "why didn't I think of that?"
"No, no whatever you do don't give them sugar!!!" yelled Prue.
"Prue relax just sit back and enjoy the show." said Kia.
"...you are an Idiot you know that..." Prue said.
"Yea I know." said Kia.
Shikamaru grabs some chocolate and sugar. "Hey Hayley Julia look." he said
"S-s-su-SUGAR!!!" Me, Julia, and Naruto screamed.
"Run...RUN LIKE HELL YOU FOOLS!!!" screamed Kia and Prue.
"Shikamaru you're supposed to be genious couldn't you tell that this was gonna happen?!" Sasuke yelled.
"Of course I knew this would happen, that's why I'm leaving now, bye!" he said while running out of the studio.
"...lazy bastard..." Sasuke mumbled.
"Sasuke-kun help me!!! Naruto, Hayley, and Julia have major sugar rushes!!!" screamed Sakura.
"I know that! How the hell are we supposed to calm them down?!" screamed Sasuke.
Naruto and Julia calm down.
"Wha-What happened?" asked Naruto.
"I don't know..." said Julia.
"You two had a freak'in sugar rush! Don't you remember?!" yelled Sakura.
"No." they said.
"Hey where's Hayley?" asked Sasuke.
They all see me running around jumping off the walls and then all of a sudden I crash and fall asleep.
"Um....what just happened?" asked Naruto.
"Well Hayley just crashed, she'll be out for a while, and don't even try to wake her up she might kill you." said Julia.
"K-kill us." team 7 stuttered.
"Yep she'd probably kill you." said Kia.
me: z Z z Z z Z z Z z Z z Z z Z z Z z Z z Z z Z z
"Hey Kia, Prue what are you two doing and why are you eating popcorn?" asked Julia
"We were enjoying the show." said Kia.
"Yea." said Prue.
"Well....I'm just gonna wrap this up....Sugar rushes are bad but fun! If you have a sugar addiction like me, Hayley, and Naruto then enjoy it! everyone else fear it. This is Julia, bye!" said Julia.
"This is Prue signing off"
"This is Kia signing off"
"Haruno Sakiura"
"Uchiha Sasuke the dobe and sugar freak are asleep"
*Credits*
Chapter end notes: So how was it I hope you like it I will make more episodes and if you want a specific topic on here send it to me and I'll try to write it okayz?

Me: Sasuke did you just call me a sugar freak?!

Sasuke: Hn.

Me: don't you 'Hn.' me you bastard!!!

Naruto: Sasuke-teme shut up and leave Hayley alone. AND STOP CALLING ME DOBE YOU BASTARD!!!

Me: Calm down Naru, and Sasu-teme leave me alone.

Prue: come on lazy bum we should get started on the next episode.

me: ...fine...

Naruto: hey Am I in the next episode?!

me: maybe...

Naruto: oh come on tell me please...

me: you'll just have to find out....okay everyone rate and review byez!
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