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Remote Wars by ShadesofDeath

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Chapter notes: I dont own Naruto, hope you enjoy R&R
Itachi:*sitting watching TV*
Kymera:*walks up and takes remote**flips to discovery channel*
Itachi:WTF!why did you do that?
Kymera:...
Itachi:give me the remote*trys to take it back*
Kymera:*sticks out tongue**gets remote takn away as she trys to keep it from Itachi*
Kisame:*with remote* I think Jaws is on...
Kymera and Itachi:GIVE ME BACK THE REMOTE!*start fighting with eachother*
Kisame:wooooowwwwww.....
Zetsu:*takes remote**flips to show on photcinthacis*
Kisame:NOOO...JAWSSSSS.....
Zestu:mine*hides remote in flytrap*
Itachi and kymeras fighting knock Zetsu over and the remote falls out and Hidan takes it
Hidan:SHOPPING NETWORK!
everyone:*stair*
Hidan:er...I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE THE TV AND REMOTE!
Leader:no your not*takes remote and changes it to the Villan Channel*
Kakuzu:Your right because I'm going to sell it*takes remote*
Tobi, Deidara, and Sasori walk in.
Tobi:See Tobi told you they were fighting over the TV.
Sasori;*tackles kakuzu*YOU ARE NOT SELLING THE TV!
Deidara:*catches remote that kakuzu threw**looks up to see everyone comeing to tackle him for it*STOP!*he held up a hand and stuck the tongue out* WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A REMOTE WAR YEAH!
everyone looked at him like he was crazy
Deidara:whoever wins gets the TV for one month yeah!
Kymera:ok what do we have to do.
Kakuzu:see if I could sale it we would not have this problem*ko by Sasori*
everyone:O.o
Sasori:one less contestant...
Itachi:what do we have to do?
an evil smile grew on Deidaras face, that made Itachi wish he did not ask.
Deidara and Sasori:TO THE SNAKE CAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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