Chapter 1: The Randomness Begins
Sasuke ran out of orochimaru’s compound with the scary paedophilic snake man trailing him. Sasuke ran out the front door and looked back to see orochimaru trip over a random pebble. “WTH!! WHY IS THERE A PEBBLE??!!” he said while the pebble laughed maliciously. (inside joke. Ask me later) Sasuke kept running until he got tired and stopped for a rest. Then he pulled out....A MR PIBB!!! He drank the whole thing and burped so loud that Justin Timberlake went ‘*makes whoosh noise* WHAT WAS THAT!’
Now to Naruto who is sitting in his apartment in front of a candyland board, covered in candy and isn’t wearing pants. Why no pants, I don’t know. Anyway, he stands up and says, “i don’t like being bright orange and loud. I’m gunna become emo.” And he walks to his closet, takes 3 seconds to change and walks out wearing sasuke’s clothes. If you’re thinking bad thoughts then good for you. =^-^=.
Then outside, sakura is wearing a 2 piece bathing suit (ew) and screaming at the top of her lungs “I’M GOING TO THE MOON!!” and she started digging a hole in the ground with a cat and lee’s underwear.
Now i’m going to leave it to you to choose what else happens. Write in a review and i’ll put it down. Hope you do review. =^-^=
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Story notes: i don't own Naruto or his friends but i can still do what i want with them.
Chapter notes: hope you like. i don't own Naruto. i'll continue once i get 10 reviews. then i'll have enough ideas from my favourite people. The authors of TONFA. =^-^=
Chapter end notes: I, as always, am blaming this on lack of coffee. hope you ask for stuff. =^-^=