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Sauske's How To Annoy Your Parents! by Maylee

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Story notes: Annoy them or else!
Chapter notes: annoy!
ANNOY YourPARENTS!! :

1.follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm an idiot".

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.


15. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

16. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

17. Eat your hair.

18. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"

20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

21. Pretend to be a phone.

22. Try to swim in the floor.

23. Tap on their door all night.
Chapter end notes: ta dah!
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