Disclaimer: Not again, quit bothering me! I said that I don’t own Naruto or Neurotically Yours, what more do you want from me?!?!
Chapter 5: VOODEEDOO
Kankurou: I made you finest jar from the likeness of you for little sticking of the voodeedoo like in my books of fun.
Temari: I can’t understand you. Have you been forgetting your medication again?
Kankurou: Voodeedoo…
Temari: You mean Voodoo?
Kankurou: Perhaps, just who knows the word gone voodeedoo to voodoo or maybe just needle sticking dolly head.
Temari: Voodoo isn’t something you should be messing with, besides if you don’t do it the right way you accomplish nothing.
Kankurou: I… I did it the right way with the words right in my book with the spells and the things that tell the instructions to do. And this… Is you!
Temari: Don’t make voodoo dolls of me!
Kankurou: Voodeedoo…
Gaara: Right what seems to be happening here?
Temari: Kankurou made a voodoo doll of me!
Gaara: Do tell.
Kankurou: I killed you with the voodeedoo of a purple hair that’s in my hands.
Gaara: Right let’s see then.
Temari: Please, the day a baka like Kankurou could properly make a voodoo doll is the day I ahhhh!!!
Kankurou: Oh my you stabbed her nipply protubering of lactating mammaries.
Temari: Aughh…
Gaara: It slipped…
Kankurou: You’re a filthy perv of the bad twisted head kind seen on the internet with the naughty girls and the twisted thoughts pixilated though our 56k modem.
Temari: Take the needle out!
Gaara: Quiet you, we’re having a conversation here.
Kankurou: YOU DID IT AGAIN! Nasty Head!
Gaara: Don’t change the subject how dare you say I’m a perv? That defamatory and wrong and I resent that sir.
Temari: Ohhhhh…
Gaara: I resent it!
Kankurou: Then remove the needles of the hell from the nipply niceness yo yo you deviant tree rat!
Gaara: Oh, now I'm a rat? So you want twisted? How’s this?
Temari: (scream)
Kankurou: Not nice with the nailing of the parts in the private area against their own not to be seen!
Gaara: Look mate can’t we just put out differences aside? No need to fight, we can be chums again eh?
Kankurou: I had a some chum cereal once with the milk and a spoon and surprise inside.
Gaara: That’s very nice. Now think you can make me one of those things in the likeness of Tony Blair?
Kankurou: Hey like the Tony Blair Witch Project that was so scary with the running though the forest and chasing the UN away.
Temari: Take… the needles out you baka aghhhh…
(END)
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