Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Neurotically Yours. If I did, Naruto would get a clue, Hinata would have a spine, and my sister would never stop hugging me.
Naruto: But she already does that.
Me: Get a clue, would ya?
Naruto: T_T
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Chapter 1: Emo-B-Gone!
Naruto: I've been doing some research, and I've discovered that your moments of manic emo-ness are caused by "inner demons".
Sasuke: We all have our inner demons.
Naruto: Not now. Kakashi, Lee and I have decided to cure you of your tormenting ailments through our secret Narutian cult Emo-B-Gone ritual. Lights!
Lee: Oh my yosh, gotta get the lights - click!
*Darkness*
Sasuke: What the-?
Naruto: Oooooh sacred Ramen spirit of the Narutian cult, cast the demons away that torment this dumb, dumb teme.
Sasuke: Hey!
*Darkness lifts - Sasuke is chained to a table*
Naruto: And now, for the sacred Narutian hand gesture.
*Naruto puts on big hand shaped in a thumbs up reading 'Naruto Rules'*
Naruto: Emo-B-Gone!
*Naruto hits Sasuke*
Sasuke: Ow!
Naruto: How to you feel?
Sasuke: Still depressed, and now aggravated
Naruto: Ah... Guess I have to try again. Emo-B-Gone!
*Naruto hits Sasuke*
Sasuke: AAAAAH!
*6 hours later*
Sasuke: Please, no more, I'll do anything...
Naruto: Emo-B-Gone!
Kakashi: I think it's hopeless...
Sasuke: Why do you hate me?
Kakashi: I don't think it's working...
Naruto: Nonsense - he just needs to be smacked harder, is all.
Naruto: Emo-B-Gone!
Sasuke: Aaargh!!!
*Blood splatters*
Naruto: How do you feel?
Sasuke: Well... I'm not depressed any more, just filled with a psychotic hatred for you three!
Naruto: Ha! Another success! All hail the power of the Narutian cult!
*End*
Sasuke: I'll show you inner demons!
Naruto: Hey - ow!
Kakashi: Stay away!
Lee: Ouch, please stop with the hurting and the evil of being emo!
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