Red Ninja Vixen
GGGGGOOOODDDDDD!!! It's soooo stuffy in here! I need food!!!
Naruto: I am sooo hot...
Sasuke: You sure are..
Sakura and Kakashi: What?!
Sasuke:....uh,...I said..you porn star!
Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura: Oh...ok..
Pause...silence
Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura: Wait WHAT!
Sasuke: It's nothing..never mind
Sakura:' I cant believe it...Sasuke really is gay...'
Kakashi: I always wind up with the craziest teams...An add victim, an emo, homosexual, and a weak, and hopeless romantic...
Naruto: hahahahahahaha! I told you guys he was gay!
Neji: I could see that without the byakugan
Sakura: Neji?
Neji: Hey
Sakura: Hey..."0.o"
Neji: Like I said, What kind of guy would rather chase their brother instead of get laid by all the kunoichi in this village?
Naruto: A fagot, thats who!
Sakura: Don't point at Sasuke!
Naruto: Shut the hell up! you dissed me for the longest only to find out your lover boy is a enema king!
Sakura: (runs out of room crying)
Sasuke: (blushes) Uh....
Neji: you wanna tell us the truth, now?
Naruto: Just say it.
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Sasuke:(Crying) I'M Gay!!
Kakashi: Thats all you had too do, was that so bad?
Sasuke: Not really...SO now that I've admitted it Naruto you wanna...
Naruto: Sorry Sasugay, I like girls...
Sasuke: Neji, Kakashi?
Kakashi: If I read ichi-ichi paradise you know I'm not gay..
Neji: Sorry I don't swing that way
Sasuke: I see..
Gunshot!
All: WTF????!!!!
Sasuke hits ground with guts spilling everywhere, face unrecognizable...
Naruto: Saw that coming
Others: We didn't
Itachi: Hah-ha-haaaa...Foolish little bro-
Everyone: Too late Itachi
Itachi: ......-/_-...bye...
Totally random!!!!! And super fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Red Ninja Vixen
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