Voice: Hello Sasuke! I really want a rape kit, for girls!!
Sasuke: Tell me your name first, and I will consider it.
Voice: My name is Reiko.
Sasuke: Hn.
Reiko: ALRIGHT, CONSIDER IT BITCH!
Sasuke: Okay! Geez! What are you willing to trade?
Reiko: Can't I just give you money?
Sasuke: I don't take payment. I trade only.
Reiko: Fine. I'll trade you Naruto.
Sasuke: REALLY?
Reiko: Heh! No. A Vampires Butterfly is taking care of him. Actually, he belongs to..
Sasuke: Who?
Reiko: Not telling you. Alright, I'll trade you these cool sunglasses. And I'm joining your club.
Sasuke: Maybe and no.
Reiko: GIVE ME THE KIT! And I was kidding about the club. I don't wanna join!
Sasuke: Whatever. Anyways, I guess I will give you the kit for one thing..
Reiko: Yes?
Sasuke: Itachi.
Reiko: Nope.
Sasuke: *hands over the kit* FINE! TAKE IT!!
Reiko: *walking away* works every time..
[ON THE STREET]
Reiko: *in front of Kankuro in a dark room* MWAUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!
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Chapter notes: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO.
Credit to RamenFox! ish that right?