Tap Tap tap. That's all you would hear if you went to Naruto's house. He was on his brand new computer. "..Hmmm...What's Hentai?" He came upon a link to the top ten Hentai sites.
He didn't bother. He knew it would be stupid. He typed in his own name into the search bar. "N A R U T O" he spelled it out.
All of the sudden, his screen was flooded with pictures of Him and his friends. Some were of Him and Hinata. Him and Sakura. Him and Sasuke?!
Naruto stared open mouthed at the screen. He clicked the back button. Then he clicked on a link to a site called DeviantArt.com. So then he typed in "Naruto and Sakura."
Out came billons of fan-made pictures of him and Sakura. Kissing, hugging, talking, arguing, doing something "special".
Naruto knew he would regret his next action, but he did it anyway. "Naruto and Sasuke"
Shit.
There was one picture that disturbed him. It was back when he and Sasuke were put on the same team. Naruto accidentally..kissed...His so called Rival...Sasuke uchiha.
Naruto quickly typed Sasuke's name in. BOOM!
Billons of Sasuke-pics. Most were with Sasuke's shirt off or something.
Oh God! This is so Sick!
Naruto closed the window. Afraid he'd get addicted to watching his teammate's bare body features. He went on MSN instead.
When he logged in, He looked at his contact list. Almost everyone was online. So he picked Shikamaru to talk to.
3:18pm
Orange_Fox: Hey Shikamaru
Lazy_Ass_Deer: Hey naruto. What's up?
Orange_Fox: I found a site.
Lazy_Ass_Deer: Wow! Congrats Naruto! You've discovered the Internet!
Naruto glared at the screen, knowing Shikamaru would have a smirk on his face right then and there.
Orange_Fox: Well, This isn't a normal site!
Lazy_Ass_Deer: Naruto, I already know about Hentai. Please don't tell me that!
Orange_Fox: No I mean, this site has pictures. Of Us. All of Us! Hinata, Neji, Sakura, Chouji, Even you!
Lazy_Ass_Deer: ..Hmmm... Send me the URL.
Naruto typed in www.DeviantArt.com, and sent it to his friend. Shikamaru minimized the window and went on the site.
As a test, Shikamaru typed in "Shikamaru and Ino"
BAM! Billions of ShikaxIno pictures.
"W-What?!" Shikamaru turned a deep red, seeing a picture of him kissing His teammate.
He wrote his own name instead. Then came billions of Chibi-like pictures of Him in a deer costume.
"Oh great. I'm a deer." he groaned.
Lazy_Ass_Deer: Well Naruto. It's weird.
Orange_Fox: What'd I tell ya!
Lazy_Ass_Deet: Well Naruto, There's here a picture of...you and Hinata?! Care to explain?
orange_Fox: No.
Naruto had seen that picture already. He always liked Hinata, but he pretended to like Sakura. So she'd be a backup in case Hinata turned him down.
He logged off and went to bed instead.
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