Name:John Moyer
Meaning of Name:*slears throat* and i quote from the big book of baby books "god's precios gift"
Nicknames: anything along the lines of fatass, john john, Moyer
Height:6'0
Weight:........309
Age:16
B-day:2/21/1991
Likes: *thinks* cards, D&D, Hustling, MONEY,...that feeling you get when you just know all is right with the world
Dislikes: thinking, negative people, Jocks, homework
Weaknesses: I CANT SAY NO DAMN IT XD, clueless about other people, getting hit in the nose by an ass (inside joke u may ask but u probly wont get an answer)
Strengths: Can lift 500 lbs off ground, can punch a brick in half, can read a person motions, fast reflexes, smart as all hell and even smarter when sick, can be kicked in the nuts with steel toes and not fall over (it does hurt still though*
Hobbies:video games, D&D, this, cards
Family: mom, dad, 2 sisters, and i live with my aunt uncle, and cousin
Realationships: nobody likes the fat kid =(
Music: country, SOAD, Parody goodness
Favorite food:....fatass?
Loyalty:...wat is this loyalty u speak of?
Quote: "the first rule of band camp is dont talk about band camp"
Abilities/skills: I can bluff anyone, can trick a lawyer, im alway able to find a loophole, i am godlike at logic problems, i have beaten a chessmaster ONCE AND ONLY ONCE,
i am able to make up a plan to robotics in minutes if i choose too, can chug ANYTHING in about 5 seconds
Weopons:etiher a. a cinder block on a stick (Maul, and yes i have one...with wheels ^^) or b.lefty and righty
Past: .....H-E double hockey sticks till about freshman year
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