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Akatsuki Movienight by ShadesofDeath

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Chapter notes: I dont own Naruto, or any of the movies that may appear in this story. enjoy!
Sasori;what are we watching tonight?
Kymera:Snakes on a Plane!
Tobi:I thought we was watching the Lion King.
Deidara:Are you even a ninja...un.
Kisame:sorry I tryed.
Orochimaru:*comes running in*SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!YES
Sasori:Just what we needed another sico
Kabuto:I'm sorry I tryed to
Itachi:NOOOOO.........
Hidan:NOT THE POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kisame:Thats my Q
Itachi:*comes running out of the kitchen*THE BUTTER.....IT BURNS.....
Deidara:Thats it we are starring the movie
movie starts
Orochimaru:*whispering*I have not seen no snakes yet.
Sasori:Dude shut up
Tobi:What is he going to do with that bat?
Deidara:Hes going to hit the guy dumb*** yeah.
Kymera:Your right.
later on in the movie
Orochimaru:OH....LOOK AT THE SNAKES!^_^
Deidara:*Makes clay snake*Here dhut up...un
Ororchimaru:Yay*snakes exploded in his face*X_x
When the people are makeing out in the bathroom
Tobi:Tobi is a good boy, no matter what he sees on the tv.....
Kymera:Diedara you are drowling.
when the snakes attack
Orochimaru;this is great!
Sasori:Oh look Itachi is scared
Snake pops out of no where(on tv)
Sasori:AHHHHHH.....*hides*
Kisame:Now who is scared.
When the huge snake eats the dog and man
Tobi:Noooooo.....MaryKate*Thats the dogs name*
Orochimaru:I wonder if I could eat a human*Looks at Deidara*
Deidara:DONT EVEN TRY IT YEAH
lets just say the rest of the night Ororchimaru tryed to eat Deidara.........



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Snakes on a plane is a good movie, it may be rated R, but it aint that scary, to me, To all you fan girls Deidara did not get eatn' Kymera bet the crap out of Ororchimaru....BWAHAHAHAHAH....
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