Disclaimer: Not mines Never mines, Just a fic and fun!
Warnings: Watch the falling crack...and Yaoi and Neji....yes that is a legit warning!
Parings: SasukexNaruto, GaaraxNeji..Kind of, ItachixNarutoxSasuke...if you really want it to be ^_^
Note: Yes there are alot of Chat Room fic's but I wanted to make one myself and this is one of the idea's that came from
not having power for awhile.(I am still doing Jerry Calls) and wanted to post this story since it hit me with the other story X_x;
Summery: The Ninja's of Konaha(Something gets thrown -_-;)....and elsewhere have noting better to do with no missions and end up
online some just use the net to talk without being next to be near anyone*Cough*Sasuke*Cough*. Lets look in and see what they talk
about maybe some good blackmail material will come out.
Up first"
NotADumbBlond-Ino
iT'StheShyOnes-Hinata
Shining_Life-Lee
BugsLife-Shino
FanPower-Sakura
Emo_At_Heart- Naruto
Brother_Issues-Sasuke
BloodySand-Gaara
Not_A_Cat-Konkuro
IC_All-Neji
MasterOfRed-Itachi
Buns_R_Cool-TenTen
Troublesome-Shikamaru
Lets_Eat-Choji
SnakeKing-Orochmaru
GlassesAreBetter-Kabuto
(Others will be told when the time comes)
NotADumbBlond-So forehead was trying to put the halter on and when she took a step outside it rolled down LOL
iT'StheShyOnes-INO! That was a horrible thing to happen!
NotADumbBlond-....Geez Hinata lighten up no one saw her! we were the only ones there.
iT'StheShyOnes-I know that!, and I didn't gave a camera to document the horror.
NotADumbBlond-LOL bad Hinata!
iT'StheShyOnes-I try*Evil Grin*..damn I h2g Neji is having a crisis
NotADumbBlond- Again? is it his hair?
iT'StheShyOnes-Don't Know..BBL
NotADumbBlond-K Later
iT'StheShyOnes has logged out
BugsLife has logged in
Shining_Life has logged in
NotADumbBlond-Hey Lee, Shino
BugsLife-Alone Ino?
Shining_Life-Ino how great to see you on *Big Smile*
NotADumbBlond- No Hinata was here she left because Neji was..um in crisis mode.
BugsLife-Again?
Shining_Life- Maybe I should go help!
BugsLife-NO!
NotADumbBlond- No Lee! we all know you just want to have another go!
Shining_Life- Another go???
BugsLife-Ino, he was drunk.
Shining_Life- Another go at what? What happened? Drunk when??
NotADumbBlond-..Oh yeah..NVM Lee
FanPower has logged in
FanPower-Guys has Sasuke logged in yet?
NotADumbBlond-*Sighs* No he hasn't billboard brow let it go
FanPower- Ino Pig!! You know where he is TELL ME!!
BugsLife- When did she get out?
Shining_Life- Last Night....home visit
NotADumbBlond- Sakura I am not telling you something I don't know.
FanPower- He is with you isn't he i knew it you all had me locked up and she used the time to GET NEAR MY SASUKE!
Shining_Life- Sakura, please no caps
NotADumbBlond- Save it Lee she is gone
BugsLife-.....-_-;
FanPower- you all ARE TRYING TO KEEP SASUKE AWAY FROM ME!!
FanPower was Booted from room
BugsLife-Ino you know she'll be back
NotADumbBlond- I didn't do anything
BugsLife- Lee??
Shining_Life- She abused caps
Emo_at_Heart has logged in
Shining_Life- Naruto! how are you friend!
Emo_at_Heart- Hey Lee, Shino, Ino
NotADumbBlond- Changed your name again?
Emo_at_Heart- Yeah Sakura has been bothering me, so I used this one
Shining_Life- But Naruto your the lest emo person I know
MasterOfRed has logged in
MasterOfRed- ah..he is not yet on
MasterOfRed has logged off
NotADumbBlond-..who was that?
Emo_at_Heart- Sasuke brother
Shining_Life- Your name still does not match your youthful soul Naruto
BugsLife- Lee let it go and Naruto how do you know thats Sasuke's brother?
NotADumbBlond- yeah...on both of Shino's counts
Emo_at_Heart- He emailed me a couple of times >_>;
BugsLife- *Raises Eyebrow* why you?
Emo_at_Heart- ..Posted links to fiction with him me and Sasuke in a threesome but I told him that wont happen
again.
Brother_Issues has logged in
Shining_Life- Sasuke my eternal rival it's is so nice to see you online!!
Brother_Issues- .......
Emo_at_Heart- You missed your pervy brother bastard
Brother_Issues-What did he want this time?
BugsLife- he wasn't on long enough for us to find out.
NotADumbBlond- Yeah and you missed your mental Fan also
Brother_Issues- No I didn't she emailed me sixteen times already.
Shining_Life- I had to boot her for abusing caps which is a crime!
Emo_at_Heart- um..yeah good for you Lee boot those caps abusers LOL
Shining_Life- I will *Bright smile*
BloodySand has logged in
Emo_at_heart- *blinks*..wow your on at this time Gaara your getting as bad as the old hag.
BloodySand- My sister is doing the work all I do is sit there and look scary
BugsLife- Something you do well..not that I think your scary >_>
Shining_Life-..but Shino I thought you said that Gaara was hot?
Shining_Life has been booted
Brother_Issues- I thought that you were with Kiba *Grins*
Emo_at_Heart- Oh shit..Kiba just read what Lee wrote over my shoulder and left!
BugsLife- Damn it Naruto why didn't you tell me he was over your house!
Brother_Issues- He did ...just now* Smirks*
Emo_at_Heart- Shino you knew since you and Kiba was with me when he told you he was coming over today.
BugsLife-o_0.. I was?, G2FG
BugsLife has logged off
Emo_at_Heart- wish I was there to see that fight...
BloodySand- I am lucky Neji was not on...
NotADumbBlond- he having a crisis right now.
BloodySand- Of course, he called me sixteen times upset but told me nothing..annoying
Brother_Issues- if it's so annoying why not brake up?
Emo_at_Heart- Are you nuts! That can not happen!
NotADumbBlond- Why not??
Emo_at_Heart- He is insane
BloodySand- Yeah he is crazy..and coming from me is saying something.
Brother_Issues- Neji is not crazy..he seems like a ice princess and pretty boring
Emo_at_Heart- He is! he went all the way to Gaara's village just because he heard Gaara was sick...
BloodySand- and when he got here he held me hostage in my room all week..all that was wrong with me was a stuffy nose.
Brother_Issues- so you have a crazy boyfriend..I never pictured Neji like that.
Emo_at_Heart- you never got to really know him
Brother_Issues- Whatever.....great now she is camping out in front of my house.
NotADumbBlond- I thought she had an order to keep away from you and your house.
Emo_at_Heart- Like that would work.
BloodySand- I liked Naruto's idea better.
Brother_Issues- What Idea?
Emo_at_Heart- Nothing I was just kidding.
BloodySand-...With a whole list of things you need as well as a time table and drop off point? Thats Kidding?
Brother_Issues- Naruto what is he talking about?
Emo_at_Heart- um Have to go...
Brother_Issues- No You Don't!
Emo_at_Heart has logged off
Brother_Issues- What was he talking about
NotADumbBlond- I would like to know too since the forehead is kinda my friend...I think.
BloodySand- Not for me to say...
Brother_Issues-........
NotADumbBlond- BS! Tell! Grr!!
BloodySand- No. Let it go and move on.
IC_All has logged on
BloodySand- ...Wonderful.-_-;
IC_All- Gaara! *Glomps*
Brother_Issues-0_o..Glomps?!
NotADumbBlond- WTF? Neji is that you?
IC_All- Of course it is who else would hug Gaara like that *Still holding onto Gaara*
BloodySand- You should let go no, you saw me a week ago.
IC_All-I know I just miss you *Pouts and lets go*
Brother_Issues- o_0......................
BloodySand- Neji your freaking out Sasuke
NotADumbBlond- It's not just him *Looks at Neji and back up*
BloodySand- Your off your meds aren't you
Brother_Issues- That enplanes it now...
NotADumbBlond- Oh..ok now I get it...strange
IC_All- What do my meds have to do with anything *Confused*
iT'StheShyOnes has logged on
NotADumbBlond- Hinata! Neji is off his meds?!
iT'StheShyOnes- *Sighs* I know, he refused to take them when he came home something about protesting the fact
that his favorite shampoo is not in the stores.
IC_All- It's just wrong! I pay top for it they should have it ALWAYS!
Brother_Issues- Can't you just make him take them?
iT'StheShyOnes- No because he is locked in his room...and he is not bothering anyone.*Shrugs*
Brother_Issues-He's freaking me out..I mean the ice princess is acting so..so..
BloodySand- OOC?Insanely Happy?Sicknly Possessive, a obsessive stalker?
NotADumbBlond- Ok Gaara we get it
BloodySand- Fine but I have a whole lot more to help out.
iT'StheShyOnes-I am sure you do.
IC_All- I am still here! Stop acting like I am not!
Brother_Issues- But it's better doing that Neji
MasterOfRed has Logged in
Brother_Issues has logged off
MasterOfRed- so my little brother thinks he can avoid me....
BloodySand- Seems like a smart plan...Maybe I should use it too*Looks at Neji*
IC_All- Gaara! so Mean!! *Cries*
MasterOfRed-..Right I'll be leaving
MasterOfRed has logged off
iT'StheShyOnes- Neji please get a hold of yourself! *Hides face in hands*
BloodySand- There..There..I am somewhat sorry*Pats Neji*
IC_All- YES!!*Glomps*
NotADumbBlond-..did I miss something?
IC_All- Gaara Koi asked me to Marry him!
BloodySand- I ..did?
IC_All- You told me the only time you will be sorry is if you Marry me!
NotADumbBlond- My head hurts now...
iT'StheShyOnes- I feel your pain Ino
IC_All- I am going to tell my uncle he'll be so happy.
BloodySand- There is no need to do that!!
IC_All has logged off
iT'StheShyOnes- ..Your so screwed, he just ran past my room yelling the news G2G
iT'StheShyOnes has logged off
NotADumbBlond- Congrats on the upcoming wedding LOL
BloodySand- if you do not feel like dying shut up..
NotADumbBlond- eep...sorry..
TBC
Sneak peek in a Upcoming part
SnakeKing-I am happy to have time with you Itachi
MasterOfRed-..Um right..I thought you wanted Sasuke
SnakeKing-Oh Well he is the closets thing to you.
MasterOfRed-..No I will not save him...did you not get the I killed the clan and tortured little brother Memo?
SnakeKing- Well I just think you show your love by torture ^_^
MasterOfRed- Sure it is..oh and when I was younger offering me candy would not work so why try now?
SnakeKing- Well to think of it rolling around in your mouth.
MasterOfRed-O_O..OMFG..I have nothing to say to that you peddie!
SnakeKing- Come On your legal I am within the law
MasterOfRed- you started when I was eleven
SnakeKing- You were a mature eleven...*Wink*
End of sneak peek!
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Chapter notes: This was done purely for fun..when I had no power