-HAHA! It's so true man, he looks so feminine! ...But seriously, don't do this.
2.Say snakes are better then weasles.
-Once again, true, but they will yell at you and throw you out a window...or something of the sort.
3. Say he has a thing for his little brother.
-Once again, do you see how he looks at Sasuke? DO YOU?! Needless to say, I've come to find out a lot of Itachi fangirls are Sasuke haters, so run!
4.Say Sasuke will kill him.
-Well dur xP RUN!
5.Tell them he is now in love with his uncle.
-xDD Laugh or Run. Depends on how you want to end up.
6. Tell him either Tobi or Sasuke will be the seme.
-This is even something I don't agree with.... o-o -is very picky about that sorta thing- RUN!
7. Say he is going out with Sakura.
- xD RUUUUUNNNNN! Or duck.
8. Say there was a mishap on a mission and Kisame accidently shredded a certain part of Itachi off...
-Doesn't matter anyways, the prick would rather kill himself then be romantically involved with anyone. But, you're ruining the fangirls dreams or whatever....RUN!
9. Say Kisame is the true bishie, not Itachi.
-Even Fish Face is more bishie-esque. xP -giggles- I'd be rolling around laughing.
-Say he is a prick.
-(This is true!)
10. Say you killed him and sold his eyes off to Orochimaru for a dollar.
- OMGYAY! -squeal- GO OROCHI-KUN! ...-cough- Er...I'm not here. -runs-