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Don't Do This at Home by Nikki_Yaoi

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Chapter notes: Because, I couldn't just stop with the first one x.e
1.Say Orochimaru is a pedophile
-I know I had this in the first one too, but I can't get the point across enough. HE IS NOT A PEDOPHILE!
2.Say Itachi is better.
-Itachi sucks, he shall die! RUN! x.e
3.Say Orochi-kun is a barbie girl.
-I will personally find out where you live and KILL you D|
4.Say Orochimaru does not rule his own village.
- -points at Oni- He does too! SOUND RULES SAND! -shot-
5.Say he is emo.
-Not emo, emotionally challenged....
6.Say Orochimaru fangirl have issues.
-Okay, this has like...nothing to do with Orochimaru, but being an Orochi-kun fangirl myself, I warn you. We are even more violent then Orochi-kun himself....
7.Dis his earrings or butt bow.
-Pft, you're just jealous you don't have something THAT sexy. Oh and run for your life.
8.Play the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy and say it fits him.
-Run.for.your.freaking.life
9. Play any sounds like Milkshake, Barbie Girl, those kind of songs...
-The only song that fits him is Too Sexy OR Sexyback ;D No, but seriously, compare these songs with him and you WILL die c:
Chapter end notes: Next up is Itachi, because I can think ups lots of things for him because I don't like him :c He is a meanie.
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