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Total Anime, Rock star, and OC madness by uzamaki_fluff

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Chapter notes: What?? New chapter....it was a created by me and Hawk....randomly...and interesting enough it went from where we left off last chapter kinda...

anyways...I don't own FMA, Naruto, Panic, or Chuck Norris...so yea....enjoy the randomness and feel free to add what ever you want...
Layla: Sakura eated Ryu again!!
Havoc: .....*looks down at Maes with a smile* He is unconsious..
Layla: Stay away from me this time!!
Havoc: *pokes at Maes with a smirk*
Layla:........dillusional monkey butt
Havoc: I love Chuck Norris now...
Layla: ....why chuck Norris?
Ryu: He kicked Maes in the face...
Layla: Oh yeah... I thought Sakura eated you again??
Ryu: I did a replacement jutsu with a poisonous tree frog...*points at Sakura twitching body*
Layla: Okay....I losted Kiba-kun again!!!+
Riza: Has anyone seen my puppy?
Layla:.....................................................................................
Layla: Whats your puppies name??
Riza: black Hayate..
Black Hayate: *yipping unhappily
Kiba: come on Akamaru you know this jutsu!!
Layla: KIBA!!! *hugs Kiba*
Black Hayate: *bites Kiba's arm and runs to Riza*
Layla: That wasnt Akamaru!!
Layla: It was Blck Hayate....i cant believe you lost Akamaru!!
Kiba: *blinks* Black Hayate?? No, no...
Layla: *pulls Akamaru out of her backpack*
Riza: *takes out two guns and shots at Kiba*
Layla: KIBA!!!*uses chakra shield to protect him*
Kiba: *every bullet misses*
Layla: *hugging Kiba*
Kiba: *shaking in fear*
Roy: yea she is good at scaring people.'
Layla: Calm down Kiba!!
Havoc: *walks up to Kiba and put a cigarette in Kibas mouth* here this'll help..
Layla: ............I hate you Havoc!!
Havoc: Okay...I am over you anyways...
Chuck Norris: *walks out of a closet disheveled looking*
Layla: *takes cigarette out of kiba's mouth and kisses him on the cheek*
Havoc: *cants his head* I am going to give him another he is still shaking...
Rissa: dear lord...you have a death wish don't you??
Layla: *stands in front of Kiba*
Orochimaru: *sticks a cigarette in Kiba's mouth*
Layla: *kicks Orochi-kun in the balls*
Roy: who is the pale guy??
Layla: The Snakey-wakey overlord
Roy: Is he like a Homculi??
Layla: No he's Orochi-kun!!
Roy: So he is Homculi??
Ed: *arrives from nowhere* HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOWHERE...ARE YOU SAYING THAT I AM TO SMALL TO BE ANYWHERE IMPORTANT!?!?!?!?!
Kiba: *stares at Ed* what the hell??
Layla:....Kiba.....we're surrounded by wierd peeplz
Rissa: I am surrounded by idiots..
Layla: What Rissa said
Riza: *glares at Rissa* THATS MY LINE!!!
Rissa: *pulls out her large Katana and point it threateningly at Riza* Come again??
Layla: *pulls out Zabuza's sword* I'm on Rissa's side!!
Ed: My sword is better...*transmutes his metal arm into a blade*
Layla: *pulls out giant sledge hammer and hits Ed in the head with it*
Ed: x.x
Al: *runs in with loud metal clanging* BROTHER!!!
Layla: Meet Mr. Pain...my sledge hammer!!
Al: Um I wouldn't do that...since I am all metal...I am a suit of armor..
Rissa: *staring up at Al completly awe-struck*
Layla:...........
Zeke: *rubbing up against Al* sooooo shiny...
Layla: Does she like shiney stuff or something?
Rissa: Her most trusted companion is a talking bunny that is hell bent on taking over the world...you tell me...
Layla: good point
Rissa: I know...
Layla: XD
Havoc: *hugging the wall for warmth*
Roy: No one answered my homculi question...
Layla: *blows up the wall*
Havoc: *falls over landing on Panic! At The Disco??*
Layla:..*sings*Have you heard the news that your dead?no one ever had much nice to say, i think they never liked you anyway. Oh take, me from the hospital bed, wouldnt it be grand to take a pistol by the hand and wouldnt it be great if we were dead? and in my honest observation, during this operation, found a complication in your heart so long!cause now youve got maybe just 2 weeks to live is that the most the both of you can give?
Brendon: *arms waving excitedly* get him off get him off!!!!
Layla: Shut up, Panic! At Burger King
Brendon: *CRIES* Get this guy off of me....and it is Panic! At the Disco!!
Layla: ITS PANIC! AT BURGER KING!!!*pulls out Zabuza's sword and waves it threateningly*
Rissa: *walks up and Picks up Havoc* you all right?
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