Itachi: *walks in and strikes a Gai-sensei pose* I am the Akatsuki's sexy devil, Uchiha Itachi!!
Rissa: *eyetwitch* Why?? Just why are you standing like Gai??
Itachi: Cuz I'm the Akatsuki's sexy devil, Uchiha Itachi!!
Rissa: Gai is not epitome of sexy..can't you pose like someone else?
Itachi: *poses like.......erm.......Ino!!*
Deidara: *walks in wearing a lab coat**pulls out a chalkboard adn one of those metal pointy stick thingymabobbers**points at a picter of Kisame*Kisame is, *points at the picture of a shark* a shark. And a shark, is a fish *points at the shark and fish below it* Therefore, Kisame is a fish!! *ponts at last row then shoves the chalkboard away and throws the pointer*
Sasori: *from a distance* OW MY EYE!!!
Rissa: *eyetwitch* I defected from Zeke and Ryu for this??
Kisame: *walks in and sees a picture of him on the chalkborad* ....*walks back out*
Mitsukai: Hee hee
Rissa: Okay..you are a new one..
Mitsukai: I'm Deidara's girlfriend and I hate Itachi!!
Neri:....Poor Sori-chan
Rissa: ooookaayy..Lover boy thinks he's a professor or something..
Deidara: No im just really smartical!!
Mitsukai:....
Rissa: *eyetwitch* Deidara..I hope you know that a stuffed bunny is smarter than you..
Ryu: *poofs in* Was I called?
Rissa: Dear lord..How did you get here??
Itachi: *pokes Ryu* How does it talk??
Ryu: I poofed here and I'm a he not an it
Rissa: Ryu..it doesn't matter..you can't join..I am running away from you..
Tobi: *walks in and sees Ryu* AWWW CUTE BUNNY WABBIT..FOR A GOOD BOY LIKE ME..
Rissa: *pulls out note pad* must kill Tobi..
Mitsukai:...NO KILLING TOBI!!!HE'S MY BESTEST FRIEND!!!
Rissa: *points at Ryu* Do you really want to put up with a talking stuffed rabbit hell bent on taking over the world..enslaving all ..Missing-nin, Akatsuki, and even Orochimaru crew??
Mitsukai:....
Rissa: RYU HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU..STAY OUT OF MY BRAIN!!
Mitsukai:.....
Neri: Hi people!!*points at Rissa*Who are you??
Rissa: *eyetwitch* extremely annoyed..
Itachi: I thought you were Rissa??
Neri: Hi Extremely Annoyed!!*waves!!*
Rissa: *eyetwitch* MY NAME IS RISSA!!
Neri: *cries*You dont have to yell!!!*runs off and Hides behind Deidara*
Mitsukai:....shes only 5.....
Rissa: Sorry..but like I said..*stabs Itachi* I am extremely annoyed..
Itachi: YAAAAYY!!!
Rissa: *raises eyebrow and stabs Itachi again*
Itachi: YAAAAY!!!
Rissa: *keeps stabbing Itachi* WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!
Itachi: YAAAAY!!
Mitsukai: Cuz his younger brother is an emo with chicken butt hair
Rissa: Who can I stab..and they won't say Yay??
Mitsukai: *points at Hiroshi, who just walked in*
Rissa: Who the hell is that??
Mitsukai: My ex-boyfriend
Rissa: *looks at Deidara* You are going to let your girls ex..just walk right in here?? What kinda boyfriend are you..*throw a series of Kunai at Deidara*
Deidara: ......MEEP!!!*moves then makes a clay bomb and throws it at Hiroshi*
Hiroshi: *goes boom*
Rissa: *smiles* anyone else??
Hiroki: *walks in* Hey people!!
Rissa: and you are??
Hiroki: Hiroshi's twin brother.
Rissa: Who's Hiroshi??
Hiroki: Mitsu-san's ex boyfriend
Rissa: and who are you??
Hiroki: His twin brother!!
Sasori: I think she means your name...*under his breath* dimwit..
Hiroki: I'm Hiroki....*kicks Sasori* IM NOT THE DIMWIT, PUPPET-BOY!!
Rissa: HEY YOUR THE ONE WHO WENT AROUND IN CIRCLE WHEN IT CAME TO MY QUESTION..SO NO KICKING SASORI-SAN!! *chops Hiroki's head off with swing of her Katana*
Mitsukai: Now why'd you have to go and do that??*TT_TT*
Rissa: He kicked Sasori..and called him puppet boy..*pouts*
Mitsukai: SO?!?!
Rissa: Sasori..is...awesomness..and he was sorta dimwitish..
Mitsukai: EXACTLY!!! And you had to go and kill Hiroki-kun!!*TT_TT*
Sasori: she was saying that Hiroki..what the dimwit..
Mitsukai: SHUT IT PUPPET BOY!!
Rissa: Call him puppet boy one more time..I dare ya..
Mitsukai: Puppet-boy!!
Rissa: *sighs and whistles*
Kankuro: *appears from nowhere and looks around* what the hell...
Mitsukai: *cat ear twitches*
Mitsukai: Hello Kankuro....
Aquaria/Lunaya: *appears* KANKURO!! GIVE US BACK OUR DIARIES!!!*tackles Kankuro*
Kankuro: GAH!!!
Gaara: Kankuro getting beat up by the twins....sweeeeeet
Rissa: *laughs* hey that is pretty entertaining ...*blinks at Gaara* I thought I only called Kankuro..
Gaara: Aqua and Luna are making sure I dont kill people so they dragged me along...
Aquaria/Lunaya: SHUT IT GAARA!!!YOU'RE STILL IN TROUBLE FOR EATING OUR LAPTOPS!!!
Gaara:.....It was Shukaku!!Not me!!
Aqua/Luna: Sure, thats what you say!!
Rissa: Talking about the demon within you..in Akatsuki HQ..bad idea...
Itachi: HEY THATS GAARA!!
Aquaria/Lunaya: *death glares Itachi* Touch our little brother and die!!
Gaara:...over protective much?
Temari:.....
Rissa: Whatever..
Ryu: Do you even remember why you joined??
Mitsukai: Remember why who joined what?
Ryu: Rissa, why did you join Akatsuki??
Mitsukai: she did?
Rissa: unfortuantly..
Ryu: You really want to leave??
Mitsukai: You mean I'm not the only girl member anymore?!
Sasori: Nope..I thought we sent that memo out..Deidara??
Deidara: What memo?
Rissa: *points at Deidara hands* the one that your hand is devouring to cover the fact that you forgot to send it out..
Mitsukai:.....
Deidara:......
Rissa: You were caught..and I am the newest member..YAY!
Mitsukai: YAY!!!!*hugs Rissa*
Rissa: *hugs back*
Deidara:....
Sasori: what is it??
Deidara: I LOVE MITSUKAI!!!
Mitsukai: I'M MAD AT DEIDARA!!!
Deidara: Awwww....why?
Mitsukai: Hmph!!*ignores Deidara*
Rissa: Because of the "memo"?
Mitsukai: No!! Cuz he ignored me when InuYasha and Sesshomaru were hugging me and didnt do anything about it!!I think he really Doesnt like me!!
Rissa: I think this calls for a conselor..
Mitsukai: I KILL COUNSELORS!!
Maes: *pops in from nowhere* BUT I HAVE PICTURES!!!
Mitsukai: AND I BURN PICTURES!!!
Rissa: aww man..why couldn't it have been Roy...
Roy: *arrives and drunk* Hey..*hic* I burn pictures too..
Mitsukai: ooookaaaay
Maes: She burns pictures..He burns picture...LET'S PLAN A WEDDING!!!
Rissa: ....what??
Mitsukai:......Does he have brain problems or something?
Roy: MAES HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO DROP IT ALREADY!! *snaps his fingers and set Maes on fire.*
Maes: *is dead*
Mitsukai:......sweeeeeeeeeeeet....
Rissa: It is a good thing his name isn't Roy Uchiha..or else we would all be screwed...
Mitsukai:.....okay
Rissa: He just killed his best friend..
Mitsukai:......
Roy: *snaps his fingers and sets the sofa on fire*
Deidara: *in the emo corner cuz Mitsukai is mad at him*
Roy: *snaps his fingers and sets Deidara's emo corner on fire* DON'T WORRY..BE HAPPY NOW!!
Rissa: and when drunk is a bit of a pyromainiac..
Roy: I swear to Drunk I'm not God..
Mitsukai: Dont you mean "I swear to God I'm not drunk"?
Roy: What??
Mitsukai: *shakes head* Nevermind
Mitsukai: Deidara, why did you ignore me earlier??
Deidara: *running around on fire* SOMEONE PUT ME OUT!!!!
Mitsukai: *hand signs* Water style: Water mist jutsu!!*puts Deidara out*
Neri: *giggling*
Mitsukai: Now answer my question Deidara
Deidara: I really didn't know what to do??
Mitsukai: *crosses her arms and turns away* Hmph...liar!!
Rissa: *walks up and whispers in Deidara's ear*
Deidara: Thats gonna work..
Rissa: *shrugs* She could ask Roy McDrunk to set you on fire..
Mitsukai: *standing by Roy*Yep, I could!!*^^*
Deidara: I be right back *runs off to a flower shop and then a candy store*
Mitsukai:.......
Rissa: Hey look here..free chocolate..
Mitsukai:........(XD)
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Chapter notes: I own nothing. Rissa is uzamaki_fluff's and Mitsukai, Hiroki, Hiroshi and Neri are my friend, The Akatsuki Chick's characters!!