Narika: *walks in eating bacon*
Rissa: *steals bacon?*
Narika: NUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Rissa: *eats said bacon?*
Narika: *slow-mo*NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ukon: *walks in* Where's Rissa?! She stoled my 2nd cousin twice removed!!!
Sakon: No!!It's 4th cousin 2 times removed!
Rissa: What did I steal now?
Ukon/Sakon: Our 2nd/4th cousin twice removed!!
Rissa: and that is??
Ukon/Sakon: Frank Shiklemoggergeigermoneystupidretardgaywadmcfaggetstein!!
Rissa: What kinda name is that!!
Narika:......
Orochimaru: *making out with a pillow while wearing a green man-thong*
Rissa: *looks over at Orochimaru* ooookay..what is going on??
Narika: He's screwed up in the head
Itachi: I like pie!Do you like pie??!
Rissa: *walks up to Itachi and knocks him in the head*
Itachi: *turns into Barney**sings* I love you, you love me, we're a great big family....*song continues*
Rissa: *pulls out her Katana* Keep singing and your blood paints the walls!!
Itachi/Barney: *keeps singing*
Rissa: *growls and swings her katana slicing the Uchiha to bits* ANYONE ELSE!!
Itachi's mouth: Hey Rissa!!! Do you like Cheese?
Rissa: Who wants to know!!
Itachi's Mouth: Mee!!!
Rissa: No I don't like cheese..now shut it..before I sew it shut!
Itachi's mouth: CHHEEEESE!!!!!!!!
Rissa: *snaps and Zeke appears* Take care of it!!
Zeke: yes ma'am..*pulls out sewing kit and sews up Itachi's mouth*
Layla: Sasuke ate Ryu....
Rissa: *o.o* does anyone know why he did that?
Layla: He said he tasted like chocolate pudding....
lol, that is the link of the pic that is now my background
annie cifaldi: Tenten: It's tenten NOT twenty!
Sakura: 10 plus 10 is twenty
Rissa: *looks over at Sakura and Tenten* you know she has a point, Twenty
Layla: Yep, the pink haired bimbo does have a point, Twenty
Tenten: *twitches*
Rissa: aww is Twenty getting upset??
Ryu: *pops outta Sasuke stomach* Rissa are you sure you should do that..
Sakura: *O.o* did he just..you know..
Orochimaru: *walks in and yawns*TAYUYA!!!!!What's going on in my village?
Tayuya: orochimaru sama, just to inform you, Kimimaru killed the other sound nins, Anko chan escaped to Konoha, the sand vil betrayed us, Sasuke went to another anime, and your freezer broke down.
3 mins later
Tayuya: Orochimaru sama, Just to inform you again, Kimimaru died, the sound vil was ran over by an ice cream truck, Anko tryed to kill me and succeeded, we lost the whole village to Konohamaru and how he uses it as a play ground and Sasuke's still in Samurai deeper kyo...
Rissa: *rubs temples* I am just confuzzled..and Sasuke is bleeding to death from Ryu dramatic enterance..
Layla: Sweeet....
A snail: Totally....
Layla: WTF!?
Rissa: umm anyone fights with snails..
Layla: Can I cook the snail and take to france and sell it for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 billion dollars?
Rissa: *shrugs* why not..time to watch teme die..*stares at Sasuke*
Sasuke:.......*dies?*
Amanda Alicea: Rissa: *smiles and cups her mouth* hey blondie you can come out now!!
Shika: *walks in for no reason*My hair style represents a pineapple..
Naruto: *appears from nowhere and lands on Shika*
Naruto: *glomps Shika's hair* I LIKE PINEAPPLE!!
Shika: *says this is to troublesome to do anything about it*
Zeke: *arrives for no reason and grabs Ryu* There you are...I've been looking for you
Layla: Hiya Zeke!!
Zeke: ello my dear..long time eh??
Layla: Yep, whats up? Kill anyone latly?
Zeke: *looks down at Ryu and smiles* maybe, maybe not..
Layla:......Can I kill Kisame for no apparent reason?
Rissa: *looks up at Zeke* as long as she didn't kill him..
Zeke: *shakes her head* no no...he still lives..but Roy and Maes..are like dead..
Layla: Sweeeeeet.........*goes off and finds Kisame then chops off his head and brings it back* Who wants fish-boy's head?!
Zeke: You got any chips, love?? (fries??)
Rissa: *laughs* fish and chips..
Layla: Yep....*hands over request cuz she dont want em no mores*
Zeke: *smiles and munchs on Kisame head and some chips*
Layla: o.O.....does fish man head taste good?*eats bacon*
Zeke: Heh..not really but its something to eat..and its healthy..
Layla: Fish man head is healthy??
Zeke: for the heart..it is fish..no matter what..
Itachi: Kisame?? Kisame where are you!!
Layla: I chopped his head off and Zeke ate it, ok you moron of and Uchiha?
Itachi: YOU DID WHAT?!?!
Layla: *grins* The rest of him is being eaten by Bruce adn the other sharks from Finding Nemo
Rissa: *laughs and hugs a plushie of Havoc* at least I didn't do anything all I did was watch..
Itachi: *eyetwitch*
Layla: Well, I ate his right arm...it tasted like chicken....
Layla: And his left one too...but that one tasted like pork....
Havoc: *walks in and turns around*
Layla: *chops Havoc's head off and eats it*
Rissa: *twitch* you didn't just kill him did ya??
Zeke: *ducks down*
Layla: He tasted like bacon....no steak...maybe strawberry...yeppers, its definetly strawberry...
Layla: ........does Havoc use strawberry shampoo or something?
Rissa: No I do..he must have borrowed mine this morning
Layla: Ooooohh...
Layla: I use cheese shampoo
Jiraiya: *walks in singing sexyback by Justin Timberlake*
Rissa: *kills Jiraiya*
*walks in singing smack that By Akon feat. Eminem*
Rissa: *kills Orochimaru*
Havoc: *ish alive and looks over at the headless person* Wow..someone killed Roy??
Layla: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!*hugs Rissa*
Rissa: *twitchs and hugs back*
Zeke: isn't the affection burning you yet???
Layla: You mean I ate Roy's head?
Havoc: I think so..
Layla: It still tasted like strawberry
Rissa: you mean..me and Roy use the same shampoo//
Layla: looks like it
Havoc: *nods* scary ain't it..he uses a shampoo meant for women..
Layla: .....*goes to Roy's house and drinks his shampoo and runs back and burps out bubbles*
Gerard: Did she just drink shampoo.....?
Rissa: *pops a bubble* Yup..
Layla: *forces Gerard to drink the conditioner*
Gerard: RISSA!!!!ZEKE!!!RYU!!!!HEEEELP!!!!!!!!*trying to resist*
Let(from Rave Master): *walks in* 'Sup?
Rissa: I am gonna go call the poison control center..
Havoc: Yo!!
Let: Am I special?
Layla: No, you're dragon race!! DUH!!!!
Havoc: *hold up picture (icon)* look blackmail for Roy!! unfortunately he is no longer with us so it doesn't work
Layla: *plays this aint a scene its an arms race*
Havoc: true on so many levels
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